Mike Swigs

@PedroPioli6 @atj_allthatjaz Putting your chips on George? And not the guy who won 3 races in a row? Remind me not to follow you to the casino.

@atj_allthatjaz George will beat the youngest. I’m putting my chips on George this year, but the kid is quick. The same happened to Alonso and Hamilton in the McLaren. Exact same situation.

I'm a big fan of George Russell but imagine spending years sitting behind the (arguable) GOAT in F1 as team captain, finally getting a young inexperienced team mate to become the Team Leader, go into a regulation change knowing Mercedes will cook and you're the favourite to win the Championship... Only for that teenager to take your spot as Team Leader within 4 races. Brutal.

@Jayce_On_ @ReesePolitics Ryan comes off as retarded, childish, and generally clueless at how to navigate a straightforward question on live air.

@ReesePolitics This is hilarious, gotta love RC

Here's the most contentious part of Ryan Cohen's CNBC Squawk Box interview about the GameStop-EBAY acquisition. This is a HEATED back and forth, uncommon for financial news. $GME Sorkin, at one point is in disbelief at RC's repetitive answering to his question.

@doctormorphh Reta still isn't FDA approved so how are people getting it and how would you be able to confirm it's safety and purity? You can't

retatrutide and tirzepatide their neuroprotective potential is through the fucking roof those who dont know: → restores brain insulin signaling → more mitochondria → more ATP (energy) → upregulates antioxidant genes → less DNA damage → pro-survival signaling → glutamate toxicity protection → lowers neuroinflammation → increases BDNF → restores LTP → protects dopaminergic neurons → better brain blood flow → stabilizes blood-brain barrier and this is not speculation, these mechanism have all been proven to be VERY active. you should really take this GLP-1 glass a bit more serious, especially with retatrutide in the spotlight right now.

@MAngelechio @GTASixJoker Do you even Rockstar?

@GTASixJoker I hope it doesnt release all at once though. Would be cool to have annual additions for a couple years

The GTA 6 map has officially leaked, the biggest of all time.

@citadel_ops @TheGalumphs @OldRowSwig NYC is fucking fantastic. What a braindead comment. You probably never been outside your small down in rural Idaho.

@TheGalumphs @OldRowSwig It’s not 2011 anymore blud NYC is a shithole and you are lame for gassing it

Incredibly accurate 😂😂😂 NYC fucking sucks

@Flawlesslikeeli Celtics fans are the BIGGEST apologist bitches I’ve ever seen. What a bunch of sorry losers. Oh who still have a chance to win. Beantown already giving up

If the series ended today this would be the 8th time in Jaylen Brown’s playoff career where he had more turnovers than assist. How does that happen for a supposed “ elite perimeter player “ not once or twice but 8 fucking xs

@ChudsGoyestBoy @RuggedVirgin @parti_king @Pumpfun @ChudTheBuilder Nobody should allow that piece of shit to have a public platform to spread his “freedom of speech”. GTFO

@RuggedVirgin @parti_king Yeah buy the dip lol, he just had meetings with the CEO @Pumpfun @ChudTheBuilder

Kick has OFFICIALLY PERMANENTLY BANNED Chudthebuilder ▫️2B+ views across all platforms ▫️5K peak viewers on Kick ▫️ featured on nationwide news outlets ▫️Adin Ross featured him for brandrisk headliner ▫️10k followers in 2 weeks of streaming

@wienerwatersoup @SusieM414141 damn seek help, this is an ugly response that speaks more to your personal situation than anything else.

@SusieM414141 Her “self care” should be putting down the fork and stop being a smelly fat fuck. It would do a lot more than all of those bullshit products she’s probably stealing or scamming off welfare.

If you looked up the word “consumerism” in the dictionary, this is the video they need to show to explain it.

@212quant @Toluwase_x then go fucking make that money and spend it in tech and bioscience what kind of take is this?

@Toluwase_x Stupid money undeserving this is why no one should be afraid to stand up to stupid people and prevent stupid people from purchasing power. All of the money would have been better spent in technology and biosciences

One of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West storage units. So much stuff, and Kanye had 32 of them 🤯 Imagine going shopping in your own house… extreme hoarding. Imagine how many people could benefit from all this stuff collecting dust in warehouses 😭

@iky_fwjett Fuck this fucking guy

Man life is too short to care about stupid things like this. I used to get livid about the leafblowers at 7am and eventually I just realized it's a complete waste of energy to be upset about something so trivial. Instead it forced me to get up and take a walk with my wife and kids. Great outcome.

@Mike_Swigs @HustleBitch_ Not particularly only low trust individuals enjoy disturbing people's peace even if it is part of their job

🚨 THIS IS WHAT LANDSCAPERS REALLY DO AT 7AM — RIGHT WHEN THE NEIGHBORHOOD IS DEAD SILENT The whole block is dead quiet. Not a single sound. Then… that first pull. And the engine rips straight through the silence. • 7:00AM on the dot • Everyone still asleep • Windows shut… doesn’t matter • That echo hits every house You can literally feel the peace disappear in seconds. Some say it’s just a job getting done. Others say it’s the most hated sound in any neighborhood. Is this normal morning work... or the rudest wake-up call there is?

@JusttheKobold @HustleBitch_ I know right, it's hilarious.

@HustleBitch_ Nothing against getting going early in the morning. But that guy obviously enjoys disturbing the peace way too much. He's making monkey faces about the noise

@BoBbyPleWniaK I made 2mm selling TSLA calls this year alone already! Would love to connect!

I started posting here because when my portfolio first hit $2-3M, I was looking for real transparency from accounts at that size. By the time Elon took over Twitter (now X), I was already deep into options selling. Said “screw it” and decided to put myself out there. @optionscjp was one of the first to give me a real boost. We ended up meeting for a fishing trip in San Diego and swapping our full $TSLA stories. Since then it’s grown organically. I sell No courses, No subscriptions, Just a guy who retired from corporate life at 31, still figuring it out in public — showing the wins, the losses, and everything in between. Raw, real, and transparent. If you’re on a similar path, come ride along. I’m glad you’re here.

@Dcg321 @hamids My tesla drives me every single day. It’s here.

@hamids Tesla has nothing to over hype right now. The days of EV sales are over. They won't have robots or self driving cars anytime soon

Oh man. I just listened to the $TSLA call and it's very cringe-worthy. Tesla was up ~4% on what seemed like a beat before the call and after the call, the stock ended down. Tomorrow might be even worse as people start to digest all the info. Energy business, which was supposed to be growing rapidly and make up for the car-business shortfall, is down y-o-y. The Fremont factory conversion getting ready for Optimus, appears to be behind schedule based on Elon's comments. They set expectations that CapEx growth is going to be massive going forward as Tesla continues to invest in AI and factories. Slow Robotaxi rollout was initially blamed on regulators, then later Elon gave lots of examples of edge cases that he thought were so funny, but the issues need to be resolved before rollout. This is something that many people have been saying for a long time. Being "scared of crossing railroad tracks" is no joke! Then the whole HW3 fiasco...Finally another admission that HW3 will never achieve FSD. So many people paid between $6K - $15K for HW3. The lawsuits around this are not going to be good. Then there's the recurring New Roadster demo, which is perpetually a month away and always continues to be a month away! 🤣 With a PE of 214, you can't even say "but look at the future" because the forward PE is expected to be even worse at 248! Ouch. As someone who held $TSLA stock for ~9 years (2015 to 2024), I can't help wonder what people see in it today?

@MBrant75 @CourtHeelsCP24 @Toronto_Fire I was trying to dumb it down for you, actually.

@Mike_Swigs @CourtHeelsCP24 @Toronto_Fire You’re not making sense. Smoke another blunt.

Going on 10+ hours of Toronto fire crews pouring water on Drake’s ice structure. @Toronto_Fire made the call to melt ice because of public safety concerns. Police have Bond Street closed, dozens of people coming out to take photos and watch

@MBrant75 @CourtHeelsCP24 @Toronto_Fire Because govt is inefficient and unreasonable.

@Mike_Swigs @CourtHeelsCP24 @Toronto_Fire Then why is the fire department there, “moron”?

@MBrant75 @CourtHeelsCP24 @Toronto_Fire It's ice you moron. Leave it alone and it will melt.

@CourtHeelsCP24 @Toronto_Fire Is Drake paying to clean up this stupid stunt

@rhoddossi @MachalaaAgent You know this isn't my real name / location / anything, right? But enjoy your racism. Proves my original statement 1000% true.

@Mike_Swigs @MachalaaAgent lol don't be mad cause you are a nigga.. in Europe you are just a migrant for us, nothing else.

“Even Drake got turned away from a Giorgio Armani store in Paris…his security guard had to see him off to the car.🤦🏻‍♂️

@CobeBryant7 @StreetFightsHQ the fuck are you even talking about man.

@Mike_Swigs @StreetFightsHQ Nigga thinking about Drake Bell . Nigga Drake the rapper he looks identical

Drake impersonator really ran into another Drake impersonator 😅

@rhoddossi @MachalaaAgent This isn't true AT ALL. What a fucking entitled piece of eurotrash

@MachalaaAgent in america he may be a star but here in Europe people don't give a shit of you. For us you are just another nigga, nothing else. But if you are not European you can not understand that...