Mikkelline 🦔

Anything's a pillow when you're tired & orinch enough

My coworker used to take the long way home every night. Two extra bus stops, more walking, more money, more time. One day I asked her why she didn’t just take the shortcut alley behind our building. She laughed and said, “Oh, because a guy followed me there once and told me he could ‘do whatever he wanted’ and no one would hear me scream.” So now, every night, she calls a male friend and pretends she’s on the phone with her “boyfriend.” Sometimes she even laughs loudly and says things like, “Yeah, I’ll see you in five minutes, babe,” even when she’s completely alone. Not because she wants attention. Not because she’s dramatic. Because sounding “taken” and “protected” is safer than sounding like a woman by herself. Men cannot even begin to understand the calculations women make every day just to get home alive.

@WalterBestBoy It's giving heated rivalry 🥺❤️

it took about 24 hours for them to go from their first meeting (left) to the first time i saw them playing (right)! Bowser has been here for a week now and they're so happy together, they wrestle but they also groom each other and snuggle 🥹

I hate the narrative that women are more emotional than men. Actually no. Men make up 90% of prison populations…because they can’t control their anger, lust, or addictions.

Woman: I was abused and violated. Men: We’ll need 500 photos, 100 videos, about 20 witnesses, a timeline, a psychological report, and forensic proof. Abuser: I didn’t do it. Men: Sounds reasonable, we believe you.

In January, the @UN told Iran that killing protestors violated international law and was against UN policies. And yet in February, the UN elected Iran as the vice-chair of the United Nations Special Committee on the Charter - "a body responsible for upholding the UN's FOUNDATIONAL PRINCIPLES" The UN is a joke.

@OlsenCycling Mads*ness 🤪

Madness 😱♥️

@faustocoppi60 I don't think he will be risking it by sending it down the Poggio descent but psychologically it sends a strong message to his competitors, and to himself ahead of the cobbled classics. I suspect he is sick and tired of his hometrainer by now 😅

Nice surprise: Mads Pedersen returns to racing this Saturday in Sanremo, replacing Jonathan Milan. I don't expect any miracles in terms of result but good to have Mads back! 🤗 #MilanoSanremo

Do men forget they have a mother when they rape, abuse, mentally and emotional manipulate and kill women???

Women are afraid men will: 1. Sexually assault them 2. K*ll them Men are afraid women will: 1. Laugh at them 2. Date them for free food The fear is not the same.

A very successful woman.

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@faustocoppi60 All is lost if we lose him to the dark side as well

Scary photo in today's L'Equipe. 😰

@noforts When he's THIS hot at 60 I can't wait to see him at 80 🥵

#MadsMikkelsen currently in Prague

@tanakkhg123 @FilmUpdates Dress for the part you want 💅

@FilmUpdates Why did she dress like she’s a best actress nominee

Mckenna Grace has arrived at the 2026 #Oscars

@noforts Ahh Michael Laudrup, the player's player, one of the greatest playmakers in history, the only player to win La Liga 5 times in a row with 2 different teams from 1991-1995. Men wanted to be him; women wanted to be with him🥵 No wonder Mads got starstruck 😅

#MadsMikkelsen Most Embarrassing Moment

We are now forced to close intake and not help anymore cats until we find homes for the adoptable cats in our care. We literally have no more space and I'm having to say no to cats who will die without us. all these kittens are still here. Please share. 📍 SF Bay Area

Weird…I heard this was a non-issue. Turns out predatory men WILL use gender ideology as an excuse to abuse women in their spaces. Shocking!

@Vaughters You stood by him when it mattered most 🙏❤️

Boom.

@faustocoppi60 What this man hasn't been through of horror injuries... I have goosebumps, in the best way 🥺❤️

Michael Valgren (EF Education Easy Post) WINS stage 5 of Tirreno-Adriatico in Mombaroccio, his first victory in almost 5 years! 👏🇩🇰 Beautiful victory from the breakaway of the day with much work spent with Alaphilippe. Everyone liked that. #TirrenoAdriatico

@faustocoppi60 @tigzdaka He did exactly the same 3 years ago multiple times in Basque country so I'm surprised you're surprised that he attacks like this. Also, the tour '23 stage 5? He often rides aggressively despite his critics always claiming otherwise

@tigzdaka me too

The Yellow Jersey, Jonas Vingegaard attacks! Nobody was able to follow but I doubt Jonas wants to go all alone from so far. Oh well maybe he wants to send a message for the people who said he was boring yesterday. #ParisNice