Minted Guy

@MelMattison1 whats bothering you about “Praise to be Allah”, you do realise Christian Arabs say it as well, right?

Ok, there’s something going on here. This guy can’t be well. This is his Easter morning post??? “Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards” and “Praise be to Allah.” ??

@DTAPCAP @shanaka86 notice how dan doesn’t voice his concerns about his govt being run by a bunch of pedos but is more than happy to call Iran the terrorist smh

@shanaka86 Nonsense. Global coalition of 40 countries should assume control of systemtically important piece of geography for the planet. Being held hostage by lunatic terrorists cannot be the way forward. They've lost the responsibility imbued upon them. They lost right to that land.

BREAKING: The Strait of Hormuz is no longer closed. It is no longer open. It is something the world has never seen before: a permissioned corridor run by the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, priced at $2 million per vessel, payable in yuan. Three ships transited in the last 24 hours. Three. Out of a pre-war average of 60 per day. Total throughput: 310,000 deadweight tonnes. Three percent of normal. Four hundred vessels are waiting outside the strait right now. One hundred and fifty tankers. One hundred and twenty bulk carriers. One hundred and thirty others. Waiting for permission from the IRGC Navy to enter a 5-nautical-mile channel between Larak and Qeshm islands inside Iranian territorial waters. This is how the gate works. A vessel operator contacts approved intermediaries with IRGC connections, submitting full documentation: IMO number, ownership chain, cargo manifest, destination, crew list. The intermediaries forward the package to the IRGC Navy’s Hormozgan Provincial Command for sanctions screening, cargo alignment checks that prioritise oil over all other commodities, and geopolitical vetting. The toll is approximately $2 million per tanker. For a VLCC carrying 2 million barrels, that is $1 per barrel. Preferred currency: yuan. If the vessel passes, the IRGC issues a clearance code and route instructions. Upon approach, VHF radio hail, AIS verification, patrol boat escort. One ship at a time. Through the narrowest channel of the most important waterway on Earth. Iranian crude is still flowing. Approximately 1.1 to 1.5 million barrels per day, mostly to China, at near pre-war levels. Iran’s own oil transits the strait it controls. The blockade applies to everyone else. Iran is simultaneously the gatekeeper and the primary beneficiary. The toll funds the IRGC. The IRGC maintains the gate. The gate generates the toll. The circle is self-sustaining. Now look at what is NOT transiting. Fertiliser. Gulf nations supply 49 percent of the world’s exported urea. Ammonia requires the natural gas that Qatar declared Force Majeure on and that Iranian strikes disrupted at South Pars. Effectively zero fertiliser vessels have received approval through the permissioned corridor. The IRGC is prioritising oil because oil generates revenue. Fertiliser does not. The molecules that feed four billion people are trapped behind a gate that only opens for molecules that fund the gatekeeper. The yuan preference is the structural shift that outlasts the war. Every tanker that pays in yuan instead of dollars establishes a precedent. Every precedent weakens the petrodollar architecture that has governed energy trade since 1974. The IRGC is not just blocking a strait. It is building an alternative payment rail under live fire. The $2 million toll in yuan is not a fee. It is a proof of concept for a post-dollar energy settlement system, stress-tested in the most extreme conditions imaginable: a three-front war with the world’s largest military. The world’s central banks are trapped by the same strait: the Fed cannot cut, the ECB is hiking, the BOJ is tightening. Six countries are rationing fuel. Japan’s 10-year yield hit a 27-year high. Slovenia has QR codes at the pump. South Korea is barring government vehicles one day per week. And behind all of it, 400 ships wait outside a 5-nautical-mile channel for a clearance code from the IRGC Navy, payable in a currency that is not the dollar. Twenty percent of the world’s oil supply. Controlled by a VHF radio call and a yuan transfer. The strait did not close. It changed ownership. open.substack.com/pub/shanakaans…

@gorgalog @HarmfulOpinions also whats up with the hate? seems you just spew unprovoked hate just because the guy observed ramadan?

its hilarious to me as well, because when I learnt what it really was my first thought was "thats just my normal ass everyday diet for the last 10+ years" like, I always have woken up and had a pretty decent breakfast, than nothing at all all day until late afternoon when I have dinner. everything I have learn about muslims just makes me take the whole community less and less seriously

Muslim """fasting""" has cracked me up since I learned about it. For years I thought they actually fasted but they're just doing a more mild version of what I did for like a year when I was addicted to Everquest II.

@gorgalog @HarmfulOpinions really? thats your NORMAL everyday diet? you realky go without water/caffeine for 12 hours when you wake up? such a numbnut

@lewi45068 @HarmfulOpinions you numbnut its DRY fasting, ffs how uneducated are you folks?

@HarmfulOpinions it‘s like intermittent fasting but the food block is 05.00-18.00 and not 20.00-12.00

@javenille0 @martopedia @HarmfulOpinions mate the fact that you think its “easy” tells me you have never done a DRY fast before, also, no one is complaining about it

@MintedGuy @martopedia @HarmfulOpinions It's just not as difficult as you guys make it out to be. Annoying at best. The only hard part would be if you miss an eating window.

@martopedia @HarmfulOpinions bunch of retards in the comments, lets see how many of you actually last without WATER OR CAFFEINE until dusk

@HarmfulOpinions They have a massive breakfast early in the morning and a massive dinner late at night. They call skipping lunch "fasting".

@HarmfulOpinions @R89Capital bunch of retards in the comments, lets see how many of you actually last without WATER OR CAFFEINE until dusk

@R89Capital man I cant take you serious after this tweet

Islam will be driven out of America, it's only a matter of time. The reason will be because of Muslims in Europe who won't be able to contain themselves for much longer and will start mass slaughtering people. This will play out within twenty years.

@dotkrueger smh fred just is another xenophobic unfollowed

"Allahu Akbar" -- Zohran Mamdani. Yesterday.

@TheMoonShow @Davincij15 @TheMoonCarl lol since when is this kid carl a LEGEND? 😂

Crypto Kid will be moderating LIVE a discussion between the two legends @TheMoonCarl and @Davincij15 on whether if Bitcoin's bull market is OVER. Tune in LIVE: youtube.com/live/hHGnfu-O7…

@iiiconnicc hi

Say hi to Patrick star or have a terrible November

@afsheenjaf @alicharts sounds like ChatGPT wrote this 😂

ETH will reach there when the market stops treating it like a tech stock and starts valuing it as financial infrastructure. It’s not just a layer for apps- it’s the collateral base for the next credit system. Once that narrative flips, price targets will look outdated. Timing’s noise ..the trajectory isn’t.

Ethereum $ETH will hit $10,000... Just not as soon as you think!

@mikealfred damn mikey turned out to be an israeli puppet 😂

@jameslavish boho your TSLA stock is dropping

Good afternoon. Destroying vehicles designed and created by arguably the greatest inventor of our lifetime is not the flex you think it is. Have a great night.

@BreezyDegens @grok hey grok pick me

Yo @grok in 24hrs pick a random person from the comments to get 2 sol

@arnaultwhale done

@BitQua @BitQua have there be any revisions to your prediction on your top for this cycle? would be great to get some insights from you!

Another wave of this nonsense is coming. Get ready!😁

@JohnXOsterman damn didn’t expect this level of hatred from you

Germany chose suicide. RIP. 🙏🏻