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@perlmutations "Me fellow Americans, I promise you two things; one, I'm always gonna look this good. Two, I'm never giving up on you, ever."
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MisterMeatwagon 🐜
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MisterMeatwagon 🐜
@MisterMeatwagon
No. You may not contact my previous employer.
Katılım Şubat 2010
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@DeviateHulk @doubtpointv2 Puberty unfortunately gifted me a pendulous situation, I first sat on my balks at the innocent age of 17.
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@DeviateHulk Four edibles, half a handle and three different DoorDash orders in one night, that’s my prediction for myself.
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Oh buddy, you have no idea. I bought a bottle of champagne when Kissinger ate it. When it happens, they're going to have to take me to the hospital.
LDSLawyer@LDSLaw
Donald Trump, at almost 80, is going to die sooner than we think. Bookmark this. When Trump passes, there will be an absolute ORGY of grotesque delight on the Left and even among moderates. They will celebrate in the streets and hold parties. It will be a macabre display, such as we've never seen yet. It will make their celebration of Charlie Kirk's murder look like your great aunt Mildred's church tea party. Mark my words.
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@itsapmseymour Goddammit, now I remember the cabbit, now and I have to try and find an intact collection of tenchi muyo, universe, and in Tokyo…
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Rebel mockingbird, of course we had to be a bit more flashy being Texas and all, ice melts when it’s dumb enough to show up down here.
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This job listing has what I can only describe as aggressive cocaine energy…
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Will you guys pipe down? I'm saying goodbye to Lisa!
Rest in peace, James Earl Jones. 🕊️
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@TomStheVoice I’m just looking at the og graphics and imagining Kira writing the name “Pikachu” into the death note inadvertently wiping out a generation of a species
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Goku is in the category of "would die, and then immediately win right after"
Bongos 🪷🍳@BonGos__
Bringing this image back
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@DeviateHulk @brycecarringto5 Was that a Patton Oswalt reference?
Honestly I heard my voice feedback through REN’s headphones the other night when we were gaming, I said I sounded like a serial killer taunting a detective through voicemails.
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@MisterMeatwagon @brycecarringto5 ... Congratulations? You do sound like Tom Waits gargling hot asphalt, it's true.
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@HistoryMuppet Be honest, it takes you a second to notice Willie on first glance.
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@Josh_the_Mosh Just remembering the dude sitting behind me when I saw battle royale at an Alamo drafthouse event “bitch you’ve been talking for five minutes and they emptied a clip into you”
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no lemme tell you... my mom watches a lot of bollywood. like A LOT. this really isn't far off
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I never got out of my seat for any sports team, boxer or mma fighter, but watching Gohan bring down cell…
I was on my damn feet.
Thank you, Toriyama.
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@TomStheVoice His gf got blown up and he got stronger in a not valiant way, dude basically embraced air bending dark side of the force.
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Honestly, fantastic villain, a highlight of Legend of Korra
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Not even a negative, but the fact this Lex Luthor-looking mf gathers the bender equivalent of the Legion of Doom is super funny
j. ☾@firelorddany
your unpopular opinions on zaheer
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@StarXunderscore Someone’s gonna mod that hog into the steam ports of the PlayStation games aren’t they…
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"Yo this poster looks mad cool they got wolverine, Akuma, my boy Spide-"
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DTN - DEFEND THE NORTH will be back !@DefendTheNorth
Preview of something big that’s coming. Are you ready for it? #DTNX
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