Mitch Thoman

@MeghanEMurphy I agree but if you’re a single parent with three kids and they’re all screaming and needing different things it’s easy in that moment of insane stress to give at least one a screen. A few reruns of this and it creates a dependency that’s super hard to undo. It’s a horrible cycle

Ok but we were all raised without “screen time,” so we know it’s possible. I was barely allowed to watch TV. I mean what did parents do for all of history, prior to smartphones?

@roundnroundnabt @GBNEWS Come on man. You can hate his politics (I do) but there’s no denying he was one of the most gifted comedy writers of his generation. You just sound silly pretending he’s not. You can be talented and a prick at the same time.

@GBNEWS Can’t return to something you never were to begin with.

Graham Linehan reveals plan to ‘withdraw from the trans debate’ and return to comedy writing gbnews.com/news/video-gra…

@Dirtymike3129 @lady_valor_07 Bro he is a terrorist, a rapist,a child murderer and so much more

@lady_valor_07 So he’s worse than a rapist? A school shooter? A terrorist? A child murderer?…. Dumbass

Actor Mark Ruffalo recently called Donald Trump “the worst human being in the world”. What would you like to say to Mark?

@MikeConsti31151 @ryangrim Bro you’re losing this war so badly

@ryangrim God, you leftists are some hateful motherf*ckers. The Islamic regime that enslaves Iran is in its last days and you pieces of shit are going to eat your words.

Honestly if Trump touches this stove again thinking it’ll just be a few days of bombing he will cement himself as the most goldfish man to ever swim in the Oval Office

@AlexStepherylh @ephraimwindex Maybe

@MitchThoman @ephraimwindex He's a musician. You think he can't have sex whenever he wants. Sex is great, but there's more to life than the rubbing of membranes and release of mucus.

You gotta be lobotomized to break up with this woman because she wanted to fuck all the time

@AlexStepherylh @ephraimwindex If a valid plebeian is not wanting to dump your super hot girlfriend for having big tits and wanting to fuck then I’m 100% a vapid plebeian.

@MitchThoman @ephraimwindex I suppose the world needs vapid plebeians too.

@AlexStepherylh @ephraimwindex Man fuck my goals. This is what goals are for.

@ephraimwindex This only sounds good if you’re unemployed and don’t have any goals. I have shit to do.

@BornRuthless92 @RealEmirHan Bro what tf are you talking about?

Jay Kay just spoke the truth and y’all still crying in 2026 😂 Winona had massive tits and was a certified freak in bed. Dude said what every man thinks but won’t say out loud. Modern women want you to lie to their face about their body while they roast men for being 5’10”. The same hoes screaming “objectification” have 47 body counts and OnlyFans as backup plan. Cry harder. Biology doesn’t care about your feelings.

Winona Ryder’s ex boyfriend once broke up with her because she had “huge breasts.” The lead singer of the band Jamiroquai, Jay Kay said: “She has huge breasts, bigger than they seem on screen. She was constantly dragging me into bed.“ “She was nice and trim down there though.”

@DandamanThereal @Thehootiemac @DailyLoud Yeah unranked should be alphabetical. Awful list either way. Also unranked lists are ridiculous. Why have a list of just best living artists, as of no one is better or worse than the other. Pointless and lazy.

@MitchThoman @Thehootiemac @DailyLoud They still put the white folks at the back of bus lol. If it’s unranked, put them in alphabetical order 🤔

The New York Times published an unranked list of the 30 greatest living American songwriters ▫️ Jay-Z ▫️ Young Thug ▫️ Kendrick Lamar ▫️ OutKast ▫️ Missy Elliott ▫️ Mariah Carey ▫️ The-Dream ▫️ Bad Bunny ▫️ Babyface ▫️ Stevie Wonder ▫️ Nile Rodgers ▫️ Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis ▫️ Smokey Robinson ▫️ Lionel Richie ▫️ Taylor Swift ▫️ Lana Del Rey ▫️ Dolly Parton ▫️ Bob Dylan ▫️ Bruce Springsteen ▫️ Paul Simon ▫️ Carole King ▫️ Willie Nelson ▫️ Diane Warren ▫️ Fiona Apple ▫️ Lucinda Williams ▫️ Romeo Santos ▫️ Valerie Simpson ▫️ Brian & Eddie Holland ▫️ Stephin Merritt ▫️ Josh Osborne, Brandy Clark & Shane McAnally

@Airshiptycoon According to whom?

Israel has the right to expand its borders.

@Thehootiemac @DailyLoud It’s an unranked list. So Dylan being far down is irrelevant. Agree it’s a garbage list though

@DailyLoud Dylan that far down? Towens Vanzant not there? Outcast as song writers? I wonder what this list would have looked like during the Disco or Hair Metal eras? Pathetic!

@OldeWorldOrder The weakest set of men I’ve ever laid eyes on

JD Vance. Marco Rubio. Pete Hegseth. Stephen Miller. These are the 4 men we need to rally around. They are the future of the MAGA Movement.

@PeriklesGREAT Dude what tf are you talking about? Inappropriate - fkn hall monitor.

Married, middle aged woman dancing around on social media. Is this appropriate ? 🤔

@PturtIe @5thofhisname @KyleKulinski

@5thofhisname @KyleKulinski Just because his approval rating is low doesn’t mean we should lack humanity. Everyone should be upset when our president is under attack.

SO ARE THEY JUST NOT GONNA SHOW THE REST OF THE FUCKING GAME

@RachaelHopley @brew56200 @Glinner Governments? Wow funny how you don’t make that claim for Communist countries. Of it’s just governments then surely it doesn’t matter if they’re communist or capitalist right?

@brew56200 @Glinner Governments. Not capitalism.

Well. Communism has. Quite famously.

@Glinner No

@BoLoudon That’s great bro. It’s just…not true, is it?

Estimated net worths before entering the presidency and after leaving: TRUMP (2016–2021): $4.5B → $2.4B OBAMA (2009–2017): $1.3M → $68.7M W. BUSH (2001–2009): $20M → $40M CLINTON (1993–2001): $1.3M → $120M TRUMP is the only one to lose money.🇺🇸

@keithedwards He’s a mouldy old cunt

What’s wrong with the president

@IonaItalia youtu.be/TG75cdOcE6M?is…

In the era of Ozempic, why are so many men who are actively seeking a female partner still so heavily overweight? If you're hoping to attract a woman and have decided to remain fat, why? Serious answers welcomed, if you're reading this and this is your case.

@RealDonKeith She’s an ugly fkn cnt

🚨Oof! Valentina Gomez leaves Piers Morgan speechless. “Pakistan is a dirty S-hole full of terrorists, I’ve never ever heard anyone say that they want to go to Pakistan for a vacation”