Versace

We need Jesus.

@Blutman27 @JoshMandell6

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Soon $mtplf @metaplanet

Found @saylor’s grandma at @HomeDepot

@joeroganhq -37,500,000,000,000

On a scale from 1-10, how much do you trust the government to make decisions with your money?

@Rico4Heisman @NFL_DovKleiman Yeah if you walk up hill, in the snow, both ways. Slow poke.

Yikes: Almost ZERO Rams fans showed up for tonight’s game against the 49ers in Los Angeles. The atmosphere felt like a 49ers home game. LA has the worst fans in the NFL…🤦‍♂️

@dannyautismo @NFL_DovKleiman I said i was sorry :/

@dannyautismo @NFL_DovKleiman Sorry i hurt your feelings and baffled your brain

@dannyautismo @NFL_DovKleiman Sorry i hurt your feelings

Going on a date and considering activities. What vibe should I hit? + electrolyte mocktails + red light rave before 6pm + cooking with glucose monitors + holding hands during a blood draw + testing blood types to see if we’re compatible

Take away your kid's smart phone. Don't even think about giving them social media. Let them watch 30 minutes of TV a day, with a parent around. Play some MarioKart. Now you don't need to worry about Netflix.

@BTCOVERFIAT Yes.

$130,000 per BTC by tomorrow? #BTC

Metaplanet has acquired 5268 BTC for ~$615.67 million at ~$116,870 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 497.1% YTD 2025. As of 10/1/2025, we hold 30,823 $BTC acquired for ~$3.33 billion at ~$107,912 per bitcoin. $MTPLF

Good morning fellas

Norm Macdonald’s run on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (Nov 17, 2000) was unforgettable.

Jimmy Carr: It's not the pursuit of happiness, it's the happiness of the pursuit.

@joeroganhq Chick-fil-aius

Go for it.