Silent_Sarah 🙏🇺🇸

My Malinois and my Dutchie. Gone but still loved ❤️

@wilsonhlthcoach @ericyeah20241 What brand of powdered milk do you use? I was looking at some and they all have 10 - 12 grams of sugar.

@ericyeah20241 I cup powdered milk, 2 eggs, 2 tsp baking powder. Bake on 375 for 10-12min.

Tonight's hamburger "buns" made with powdered milk and duck eggs. They're delicious!

How do we get rid of @LeaderJohnThune ?

@grok @RLyrics49 @BasedHypnotist @0hour1 So this really means nothing? They are not going to pay salaries.

No, this is H.Res. 1128—a simple House resolution expressing support for fully funding the Department of Homeland Security amid recent threats. It passed the House 225-187 today but doesn't go to the Senate or need the President's signature. It's just the House stating its position.

Just like that they passed it One threat from Trump and a signature

@TheFlowerShow Just followed. Problem solved.

With the latest changes announced by X leadership it seems I will disappear from your feed. Why ? For those who don’t know X will more or less show your posts just to people in the same region/ country. This will be effective from sometime next week. Most of you lovely people are from US, Canada, Australia and UK. And I don’t reside in any of them 😔 That been said I will be here for you guys , you will need to specifically search for me. Picture is of a Tulipa systola ! Picture taken in South Kopet Dagh mountains, NE Iran. The native range of this species is E. Türkiye to Sinai and W. Iran. (from Powo)

Heavenly Father, Thank You for this day and for Your many blessings. Guide my steps, guard my heart, and give me wisdom in all I do. Fill me with peace, strength, and love. Help me to trust You more each day. Amen.

@TBNewsFr @MavrocksGirl Meanwhile the day I put my boy down I had to turn around and go to work like I didn’t just say goodbye to my constant companion for the last 13 years. I know they aren’t people but even the day would have been nice for our family. We were heartbroken.

🚩L’Italie devient le premier pays à accorder des congés payés pour s’occuper de son animal malade ou blessé.

Heavenly Father, I come before You asking for healing and strength. Restore my body, renew my mind, and calm my spirit. Remove every pain, sickness, and weakness within me. Fill me with Your peace and life-giving power. Grant me the strength to overcome every struggle, and the faith to trust in Your perfect plan. Let Your healing hand be upon me today and always. In Your mercy, make me whole again. Amen.

@benonwine Early is on time. On time is late, late- don't even bother.

I was taught that it's better to be ten minutes early than one minute late, anyone else think the same as me?

@Matt_Pinner Carne Asada

You have to name him the last thing you ate

Do it!

@MichelleMaxwell I’m in CA. We’ve suffered high gas prices for years. I can take a little more while he straightens shit out.

I am more than happy to pay more for gas for a brief period if it means President Trump realigns the world for the better. Anyone else feel this way?

@AbakpaJob Ok, I thought I was losing it for a minute. What the heck are they smoking? First the keyboard and what’s next?

Dear Apple, Leave my Brightness wherever tf I put it. Thanks

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@MissB53 @Sassafrass_84 Definitely not.

That’s the biggest crime of all! My job didn’t mandate, but definitely incentivized with a bonus if you got it. Crazy thing is, it was only $125… The kid that worked for me is 27 years old, got the first one and had a heart attack. Now he has all kinds of heart issues. Not worth $125.

I'm glad I never took it or my children. This is so sad.

@MissB53 @Sassafrass_84 I told my family to prepare for job loss because I was not going to take it. Fortunately, our county chose not to mandate it; otherwise, I don’t know what we would have done.

I know so many that did and I fear for them. I am so thankful that my children, nor my grandchildren took the shot, and neither did I. My mother had to take it to keep her job, she recently had a mastectomy and yesterday had a biopsy on her liver. She’s 84. It’s very hard not to be consumed by anger for what they did to billions..

@elonmusk @SaP011 In public

@SaP011 They should be executed

Her name was Leonie, she was a 13-year-old Austrian girl. While she was out with friends, 3 Afghan immigrants secretly put 11 ecstasy pills in her drink. Stunned and unable to defend herself, she was taken to the house of one of the three. The ecstasy dose was way too high, the girl started overdosing but the 3 immigrants, completely indifferent to her suffering, began to undress her and took turns raping her, putting their hands around her neck, strangling her. All of it recorded by themselves on a mobile phone video. That’s how Leonie died, naked, in atrocious suffering, while the beasts raped her. The autopsy would later confirm the cause of death was triple overdose and asphyxiation. When they were done, they wrapped the body in a carpet and dumped it roadside, under a tree. The girl’s body was found the next morning by some passers-by, wearing only her underwear and with clear strangulation marks on her neck. One of the perpetrators fled to the United Kingdom, but was quickly tracked down in a hotel and extradited, the 3 Afghans were sentenced: - Zubaidullah R. life imprisonment; - Ali H. 19 years in prison; - Ibraulhaq A. 20 years in prison. During the closing arguments, the Public Prosecutor told the court she was “stunned” by what the defendants said throughout the proceedings, stating that “there is not a trace of remorse”.

PRESIDENT TRUMP quotes SAINT PATRICK: May the Power of God preserve us, the Wisdom of God instruct us, the Hand of God protect us, the Way of God direct us, the Shield of God defend us, and the Host of God guard us. 🙏☘️

Who says beggars can’t be choosers? Our nightly visiting opossum apparently prefers fresh blackberries to frozen (yes, they were thawed). I’m sorry I forgot to get some at the store today, little one. I’ll correct that mistake tomorrow. Fresh incoming.

@SenateGOP you know what Americans want. Fight!

@saniyafatma1278 That's what nicknames are for. So we rotate between Oakley and dickhead.

When choosing a name for your orange boy cat, do it VERY WISELY because you will be yelling it at least one hundred times a day