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One thing I’m not doing this year is overexerting myself in spaces to feel valued. I see what yall do for people doing the bare minimum (or basically nothing) in your lives, and I refuse to be a performer any longer. (1)

“You sound WHITE” 😳 HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS!!! This woman deserves a GOLD MEDAL….with HONORS!

He had a time!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭

@Nacked27 @UntoldFortune @AnaniasFather You wrecked this guy lol

@UntoldFortune @AnaniasFather Proper evidence other than a simple "no. This is not true bc my opinion says so." Does the scholar not know how to properly cite a theological paper?

Orientals think Orthodox are Nestorians and that St John of Damascus is a heretic. lol

why did she turn into scooby doo…

They’ve been doing everything they can to get black ppl enraged enough to hit the streets, and I love how black ppl have collectively decided not to give af…

I would like to sincerely thank @DisneyStudios for single handedly ending Wokeness in Hollywood. I wish all the executives who participated in Disney’s new Live Action “Snow White” the best of luck in their new jobs outside of Show Business…

was on that test like “i ain’t pick B in a while so it must be C”

yeah so i don’t do girls trips with girls who like to run off w/ men they just met. not on my watch! that will be your first and last trip with me

168 hrs a week of unpaid labor.

Y’all be 28 talking bout you not young anymore n getting old. Y’all r crazy

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman

Unfortunately the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services You can rent it for $2.99 though

@abarefootmomma @bethanyshondark I was also taught this, but within reason. They’re being very inconsiderate, so their clothes get put on top of the washer 🤷🏽‍♀️

@bethanyshondark Well because I was taught not to do that and the majority of people don’t leave it several days 🤷🏽‍♀️

I’m about to loseeee it with the three girls renting downstairs. They consistently leave their clothes in the washing machine for days 🙃making it so I can’t wash my families clothes. I don’t know what to do at this point.

@itsaboutthebaag Definitely in 2012 when everyone thought the world was going to end and it didn’t.

Having to wash Having clean my hair fresh hair

@DiscussingFilm I knew they had good jobs when dad walked in the house with a wool Burberry trench coat on.

‘HOME ALONE’ director Chris Columbus reveals how Kevin’s parents were able to afford that house. “[The mom] was a very successful fashion designer. The father could have worked in advertising, but I don’t remember what the father did. Not organized crime” (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n…)

Hawaii feels like another planet.