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@PatrickWCutler Chances of you actually watching it in the first place: ZERO You also didn't throw your TV out the window. But it sure is a cool story to type up and post on the internet.

When I heard a fighter yell “Michelle Obama is a man!” At the UFC Freedom 250 Event. I immediately took my tv 📺 and threw it out my window. I’ll never watch the UFC again.

@AnnieAndrewsMD There are a lot of people who took care of sick kids today, it's just that most of them aren't virtue-signaling attention whores who need to post on social media about it.

I took care of sick kids at the hospital today.

@laythy29 Just go get a Washington driver's license - they literally issue them to anyone.

Just got turned down buying alcohol here at Lost Lake Cafe & Restaurant here in Seattle! They wouldn’t accept my British driver’s licence as ID to prove I’m over 21. So I ordered their milkshake of the month: Banana Cream Pie. Cheers! 🧋😂

@CassandraRules The only thing that would shock me about this broad is if she didn't have cats that secretly hate her. She does have a point when she says 'A lesbian can look like anything' though. Unfortunately this usually means Shrek or an alien from the Star Wars universe.

Teacher tells her 4th grade class that she's a lesbian to celebrate pride month. Genuinely weird behavior.

@sashedelic If you believe this, you probably also think they pee standing up.

Japanese fans TRASHING the Dallas Stadium after their 2-2 draw with the Netherlands

@HashOilDabs @PNWthistle That's the soundtrack to most tiktok videos

@PNWthistle I wish I could hear the crash but its just drunk women screaming.

A new angle of the F18 crash near Rimrock Lake, WA 😱 🎥 Original video: Lizgodina_ 🎥 Shared by photogsteve81

@thehoffather Yes

Seattle was promised a World Cup windfall. Instead, hotels are cutting prices and ticket costs are dropping. Perhaps it’s just that Americans don’t like soccer as much as organizers expected, or is Seattle's reputation hurting demand?

@CommercialCltr @Seth_3773 Shouldn't you be watching the world cup with your boyfriend?

@Seth_3773 I guess I never released runners can advance after a foul pop fly is caught. Is that what happened? Obviously I’m a guy that hasn’t played baseball since I was 8.

You have to know what the situation is. This is a tough way to lose a game let alone a state championship

@LangmanVince He's a bitch from France. Always will be.

Victor Wembanyama is kind of a douchebag, isn't he?

@Coach_JayBee Why do you fucking care?

What’s it going to take to get rid of wood bats for amateur players in summer baseball? Don’t give me the “speed up the game” argument - every tournament in America has a 2 hour time limit Why are HS players using wood bats in the summer when they are evaluated?

@AmiriKing Why the fuck are you even recording this? I guess if you're holding your phone your knuckles stop dragging on the ground.

Why are they so confrontational over the dumbest sh!t? Me: *walks out of gas station towards my car and see some guys filling gas cans that are obviously in a hurry* Me: Dude. I’ve never seen gas cans that big. Y’all heading to a big job? Him: Yeah man. We mow farms way out in the sticks. There isn’t a gas station for 40 miles. Me: That’s why you make the big bucks. Him: Shit brother, I wish! *we all chuckle* See how fucking easy that is? Not everything has to be a dramatic spectacle. That’s not what MEN do. Thats what females do. And obviously you were raised by one.

@ericmmatheny You already know

I went on a Carnival Cruise in the summer of 2004 with my family. Wonderful time. Not a fight, let alone an unpleasant moment on board. What went wrong over the last 20 years?

@eurofounder If you're going to make a troll account, at least make it funny. This is just fucking stupid.

Disgusting greed of the US and FIFA crushed my son’s dreams He was saving for two years to see Germany play in a World Cup Yesterday we flew to Houston to purchase tickets for the first match “That will be $2,400 plus tip” we heard in a ticket booth “Tip?” I was sure this is a joke “Yes, mandatory 25% tip is not included” I froze from shock “Total of $3,000. Cash or card?” My son looked at me with crying eyes “We cannot afford it, Heinrich” I said “But papa, we came such a long way” he was sobbing I hugged him, feeling my heart is breaking “This would never happened in the EU” he whispered “No son, it would not” I said while wiping tears off my eyes America must never be allowed to interfere with European sports again

@NBA @BenStiller @nbafinalstrophy It's really heartwarming to see Simple Jack living his best life

🔥 @BenStiller with the @nbafinalstrophy!

@amelia_tweetz The amount of food you are 'wasting' is infinitesimally small in the scheme of things, but if it really bothers you maybe you should reconsider your spinster lifestyle.

As a single person, I really, really wish it was possible to buy smaller quantifies of food, especially stuff like bread, condiments, etc. So much food gets wasted because it goes bad before I can eat it.

@MImperioRacing @BENBALLER Lemme guess...they consistently made one dollar bets.

@BENBALLER Because people are mean I saw her and her sisters on the price is right a few years ago The nicest people you will ever meet

For 48 hours this girl has been getting cooked on here… Like I mean flame broiled. Can anyone explain why?

@bayou_spittin @TonySneedprano Your math is wrong since all three of these chopped bitches combined < Sydney Sweeney

@TonySneedprano Taylor is a natural 7 (actually a 13 when you account for the +6 of being a billionaire) so her game plan was to drop $500,000 on 2 tickets next her to appear like a 9 I get the move.

the haim sisters look like taylor's retarded henchmen goons always asking her "durh what's up boss"

@FoxNews Let me get this straight, are you telling us a black guy isn't paying his bills?

TAXPAYER RISK: Obama Presidential Center's $470M endowment sits at just $1M as subcontractors claim they're owed millions days before grand opening. The fund was promised as an insurance policy so Chicago taxpayers wouldn't get stuck covering future costs on the 99-year deal. Construction costs have ballooned from $330M to at least $850M. The Obama Foundation says the center is 'fully funded' and plans to make 'significant investments' in the endowment in coming years — but critics say a promise to raise money later is not the same as having a funded backstop in place.

@tapecandydrums @ObtainerOf Probably easier to try and find those who haven't, although the answer is still 100%.

@ObtainerOf Full offense intended, what percent of their team has eaten cat/dog

No offense but how does Haiti have a world cup team? Who in Haiti picks the players? Where do they train? The amount of infrastructure required just seems like too much idk

@BrobsonTweets The problem with soccer isn't just that it's boring, it's also fucking stupid in just about every way imaginable.

Soccer is the only sport I was good enough/tall enough at to play at a collegiate level, so I admit I have some implicit bias here, but I couldn’t agree more. If you hate slow, low scoring sports, valid. But saying baseball is a great viewer sport and soccer is boring is insane