ᛤ Monkeyboy ᛤ
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ᛤ Monkeyboy ᛤ
@MonkeyboyBTC2
2013 OG $DOG to the MOON!
Katılım Eylül 2021
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In the 2014 bear market, $BTC had 10 red monthly candles before the bottom.
In the 2018 bear market, Bitcoin had 9 red monthly candles before the bottom.
In the 2022 bear market, BTC had 9 red monthly candles before the bottom.
In the 2026 bear market, BTC has only 5 red monthly candles so far.
Do you really think the bottom is in?

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@konstructivizm Indians can't even control their body odor and you choose to believe they landed on the moon? Gtfoh
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The Moon Landing Conspiracy Ends with India. For decades, skeptics have claimed the Apollo 11 landing in 1969 was staged. But an independent space agency has delivered undeniable proof.India’s Chandrayaan-2 orbiter, flying at about 100 km above the lunar surface, passed over the Sea of Tranquility and captured high-resolution images of the exact landing site.Right there, inside the marked circle, sits the descent stage of the Lunar Module Eagle — the very hardware Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin left behind on July 20, 1969.This isn’t NASA imagery. It’s ISRO — captured by Indian scientists with their own spacecraft and their own camera (the Orbiter High-Resolution Camera).The hardware is still exactly where history says it should be, casting a long shadow across the lunar dust more than 55 years later.Third-party confirmation from a completely independent nation. No collaboration needed. Just clear orbital evidence.The Moon landings happened. The proof keeps piling up — now from another country that has reached the Moon with its own technology.Case closed.

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@Jessyobirai @jackunheard What if one of the babies just shot up into the sky?
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@jackunheard I know his a professional, but what if one slipped and fell
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This is what an above average group of 7/10 American girls looks like.
They're business students from a very good school (which already raises the average by a lot)
They also have significantly below national average BMI.
They gonna be top 15% earners.
So, in order to looks and status match with them, you should be about 6 feet tall, be in decent shape, dress well, and earn about $150k.
The numbers don't lie.

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@liorsela Doesn't need to be a tesla douche.
The Chinese eves are better
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Tesla is literally a trap ⚡️🚗
Once you drive a Tesla, there’s no going back. After owning one for just a few months, getting behind the wheel of any other car feels like a painful downgrade.
The instant torque hits the moment you touch the accelerator. Zero hesitation, just pure, effortless thrust.
Then there’s one-pedal driving, which quickly becomes addictive. Lift off the “gas” pedal and the car smoothly decelerates using regenerative braking, feeding energy back into the battery and adding range to every trip. No more constant brake tapping. It feels futuristic and efficient at the same time.
Even the little things spoil you. You never have to start or turn off the car. Walk away and it powers down automatically. Approach it and it wakes up, climate control already running. You can even precondition the cabin from your phone while you’re still inside.
And then there’s Summon 🤯
Watching your car quietly drive itself to you in a parking lot never gets old.
And I didn’t even mention FSD, but once you experience this level of refinement, convenience and performance, conventional cars feel outdated.
The “Tesla effect” is real. it quietly raises the bar so high that everything else disappoints.
You’ve been warned.

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Absolutely disgusted with @Emirates. Bought a Business Class ticket on Expedia thinking I was flying a top class airline. At check-in they refused lounge access and treated me like dirt with the rudest staff imaginable. Flying through danger zones already had me worried , i now know why. Emirates is the airline from hell.
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@A_Vautrelle @noisyb0y1 You shouldn't have picked a bad city.
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@noisyb0y1 I did that precisely, had 6 places but wrong city I lost over $50k in a year
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22-year-old makes $187,000 a month on Airbnb without owning a single property.
He rents apartments from landlords at standard long-term rates, furnishes them and lists them on Airbnb at short-term prices that are significantly higher.
The difference between what he pays the landlord and what guests pay - that's his profit from each apartment every month.
He now has 30+ properties and his revenue almost doubled last month - closing in on $200,000.
No bank loan to buy real estate, no personal capital - just signed rental agreements and the right listing on the platform.
leopardracer@leopardracer
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@kale_abe Wait till ai takes over and kills everybody that's in a self-driving car
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@CulturedUpdatez Just euthanize this garbage. Zero value to society.
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Black guys gets LIL BRO’d by an Older White man & everyone laughs.
The black guy didn’t like being embarrassed in front of everyone so he “Dirty Macks” the white guy to make him look bad to the woman he was talking to.
Black guy: “This white man said he ONLY wanna F*CK you” 😳
The dude with the Meta Glasses CALLS OUT the black guy for “Dirty Macking” the older guy. So then he tries to fight him thinking that he was going to back down.
The Black guy was sadly mistaken & seemed scared to fight him 💥💥😳
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@Naijella1986 @Be_likeMango What are you hiding? Why would you care if your spouse knows where you are?
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@MonkeyboyBTC2 @Be_likeMango If you think it’s normal to want to put a tracking device in your partner’s vehicle, etc then you are mistaken
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I will only marry a girl who is:
- Virgin
- Naturally beautiful (no makeup ever)
- 5'2 perfect height
- 45 kg exact weight
- Knows cooking of all cuisines
- Non feminist
- Doesn't use social media
- Has no male friends
- Asks permission before going anywhere
- Shares her live location 24×7
- No past
- Takes care of my parents like her own
Where would I find a girl like that? 😭
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@hiltonmleite @Be_likeMango You want to look eye to eye with your lady? Gross
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@Be_likeMango Por que alguns homens gostsm de anãs? 1,57m é estatura de uma mulher desnutrida ou com genética ruim. Eu pessoalmente gostaria de ter filhos altos, então uma mulher baixinha não seria legal pra mim.
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@Naijella1986 @Be_likeMango Just because you are .miserable doesn't mean everyone is or will be. You are corrupted and run through, literally brainwashed by Satan and you have no clue on what a woman should actually be.. go find god
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@Be_likeMango I was talking to a guy in Tennessee a few years back and I was going fly out from London to Tennessee to meet him and he warned me beforehand that he would be inclined to put a tracker on me. Any woman that gets involved with you is going to have a miserable life.
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