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@CollinRugg they haven't heard of the Streisand effect yet

BREAKING: Jury sides with Afroman, who was sued by sheriff's deputies after he made a music video with surveillance of them raiding his home. The deputies said posts & the music video caused "humiliation, ridicule, mental distress, embarrassment, & loss of reputation." Afroman says his home was wrongly searched, and he accused the deputies of causing damage to his home. He also said they disconnected his security footage and stole $400.

@BlackSuitGamin1 @visegrad24 came to ensure this has been discussed, thank you for your attention to this matter.

@visegrad24 The Camera placement is crazy. 😂

This war needs to stop immediately. The aggression needs to stop immediately,” says the Qatari Prime Minister after the Islamist Regime in Tehran struck Qatar again. The PM claims that “everyone knows who the main beneficiary of this war is.”

@secretsofprivac @Polymarket you mean 4/20/69?

@Polymarket "just type in your birth year" they say...

JUST IN: UK demands 4chan pay fine for not complying with age verification laws, lawyer responds with revolutionary war rant & image of giant hamster dressed as Godzilla.

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X has started rolling out a dislike button.

@MrEfrah @Polymarket 39T

@Polymarket Financial engineering at its finest: you can literally lose $80,000,000,000 as a company and still be fine. Now imagine how much the government could lose without any consequences… 😂😂😂

JUST IN: Meta announces they'll be shutting down the Metaverse, after pouring $80,000,000,000.00 into the project.

@RT_com this is retarded

Grok sued over alleged sexualized AI images of minors Three plaintiffs, including two minors say Grok’s image generator created explicit images using their real photos The lawsuit seeks class-action status for people identifiable in AI-generated sexualized content

Oracle co-founder Larry Ellison: "AI models are trained on publicly available data—all the data on the internet." "But for these models to reach their peak value, you need to train them not just on publicly available data, but you need to make privately owned data available to those models as well." 😳

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This creator is running an entire a bot farm that makes up to $5,000 a day on fake live streams. They upload footage that viewers believe is real 24/7 to gain donations and view payouts.

The internet is FREAKING OUT after this man was spotted driving in south Florida

Yeah, so basically it turns out Meta has been heavily lobbying online age verification laws. They've lobbied over $2,000,000,000 to politicians in form of grants and donations. x.com/bee_fumo/statu…

@JonathanWiltsh7 @WhiteHouse your moms a war crime

@WhiteHouse You do realise this video itself is a war crime? Every member of the Trump administration is a psychopathic cunt that jokes about people being killed. Fuck you all. Sincerely, THE WORLD.

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rip bozos

Footage shows Iron Dome Tamir interceptors engaging rockets over northern Israel after Hezbollah launched its largest rocket barrage, with over 100 rockets fired toward Haifa and other northern areas. Twelve impacts have been confirmed so far.

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Saves entire websites as text files for AI models github.com/egoist/sitefet…

🚨NEW US Embassy in Iraq fires its C-RAM system to shoot down incoming rockets and drones LISTEN. TO. THAT. THING! 🤯sounds like the end of the world.

@latinedisce @elonmusk zcash 😎

@elonmusk It's nice, but we don't want more ways to tie our identity to money. What we want are secure and discreet ways to carry out transactions without leaving a complete footprint of our digital activities.

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@CrazyVideosOnly oh no he lost his little hat 😢

🇮🇱 🧠 💪 According to reports, Israel penetrated Tehran’s traffic camera network years ago, quietly siphoning live and archived footage into sophisticated intelligence systems. The goal: build a detailed “pattern of life” analysis on senior Iranian officials — tracking their daily routes, routines, workplaces, security rotations, and even the movements of Ayatollah Khamenei’s protective detail. Over time, that steady stream of visual data was reportedly fused with signals intelligence and human sources, creating a comprehensive operational picture. What looked like ordinary city infrastructure became a long-term surveillance asset — mapping habits, vulnerabilities, and timing with precision. Sources claim that this layered intelligence architecture ultimately contributed to the targeting process behind the airstrike that killed Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. If accurate, it represents a striking example of modern warfare — where data aggregation, AI-driven analysis, and patience over years can shape outcomes in a single decisive moment.

OFFICIAL NZDF COURT-MARTIAL PREVIEW - STRICTLY FOR BRIEFING PURPOSES ONLY (leaked from the Office of Extremely Earnest Rear-Admiral Euphemisms) Charge Sheet - Commander Yvonne Gray 1. The said officer, on or about 5 October 2024, did negligently permit HMNZS Manawanui - a multi million dollar floating diversity PowerPoint – to become intimately acquainted with a reef, contrary to good order, naval tradition, and the basic laws of physics regarding 'autopilot is not cruise control for coral.' 2. The said officer did negligently omit to draft a passage plan sufficiently detailed to include the revolutionary concept of "do not drive directly into uncharted rocks at four knots while the robot helm cheerfully maintains course - with several thousand tonnes of taxpayer disappointment.' Mitigating factors to be presented by defence counsel (pro bono, obviously) - The autopilot was very committed to the relationship and refused couples counselling. - Reef privilege is a recognised microaggression in modern hydrographic doctrine. - Commander Gray's identity portfolio score was off the charts - subtracting points for mere nautical competence would constitute a hate incident under updated NZDF values framework 4.2(b) 'Pronouns Before Plotting.' - Everyone else was busy attending the mandatory 'Unconscious Bias While Unconsciously Steering Toward Doom' Zoom meeting. Aggravating factors - The ship cost roughly the same as 47,619 average Kiwi house deposits. - Samoa now owns more New Zealand naval steel than Wellington does. - The court of inquiry report reads like tragic pacific poetry: 'Autopilot on. / Reef says hello. / Whoops.' Expected outcome (unofficial betting pool, officers only) - Finding of guilt on at least one count. - Sentence: reduction in rank to 'Highly Reflective Commander (Retired With Feelings)' Mandatory attendance at 'Leadership Lessons From Maritime Darwin Awards' seminar series, and the lifelong honour of being the answer to the trivia question 'Who turned a $100 million survey vessel into the world's most expensive artificial reef?' Closing statement from NZDF public affairs 'We remain deeply committed to a navy that reflects the vibrant mosaic of Aotearoa while simultaneously remembering which way is seaward. Lessons have been identified. PowerPoints have been generated. Nothing to see here, citizens - please return to scrolling.