baddie long legz

College me vs me now

haaate that couch sleepy does not transfer to bed sleepy......

sometimes dinner is just various things on top of rice for the rest of your days

my worst fear is dating someone who loves their ex like my exes love me

At a wedding I went to, the groom said in his vows: “I DONT PROMISE TO NEVER FIGHT WITH YOU, I PROMISE TO NEVER FIGHT AGAINST US” Tears😭😭😭

me as soon as i get home:

i have girl autism which means i'm silly and i want to kill myself

Unfortunately there's no safer way of loving a person, you just have to give it your all and hope for the best.

if youre in texas prepare to die

my ex: wyd? me: everything you accused me of.. this shit fun

girls be like sorry that’s my emotional support ex boyfriend

don’t have a hot girlfriend if you gonna be mad at her for being hot bro

things i DON'T want in my future house: 1. an angry man

@zalatwicc My favorite hobby is replacing normal phrases with cryptic alternatives to keep people on their toes. Like instead of saying have a good day replace it with enjoy your next 24 hours.

Just cut me off I don’t think ima change 😭