Mr. Potatoskin!

I know you LOVE racism. But not me, I just generally enjoy it.

@ogbejesse3 She's trying to work her way up to being a real life wrecking ball

Exercises that ladies should take seriously in order to lose weight.

@Isaac2003_v2 Ants can fall into The Sun from a mile up and be fine: Confirmed.

So fun fact. Ants are so small and relatively air resistant, that their terminal velocity is only ~4 mph That's not fast enough to harm them. So they can fall from any height and be fine

@blacknredtext What's worse than Austrian art? Austrian artists

@robbiegoodwin Redbar is actually fighting for his life against ear canal cancer. It's very sad. The doctors say that his ears have been subjected to an explosion sound so many times that he developed ear canal and brain cancer. When he found out he yelled "WHAT?!" and pressed it again.

The world you grew up in no longer exists

@calvinrobinson If Hunter Biden needs to understand what white culture is or isn't, he should first ask his coke dealer, then his crack dealer, then his dad's amphetamine connect. All three of them will give him different, but useful, answers.

Hunter Biden as part of his rehabilitation tour does the whole “what White culture?!” bit. Like a fish in water, Western Leftists continuously fail to see the great culture they are surrounded by. It is ludicrous to suggest there is no such thing.

@max358japan If any of the players kick these little shitbags to death in the outfield area, that is considered 'offsides', and the point is invalidated.

Bad ball boys vs Hero ball boy🥶

@12gee_man Ah yes - when I want to go meet with someone, I get a tabloid reporter with me. You can tell Spielberg was a manipulative snake. No wonder Hitchcock wanted nothing to do with him.

Steven Spielberg says he tried to meet Alfred Hitchcock several times, only to be thrown off his movie set when he finally showed up. Steven Spielberg: I tried to meet Hitchcock several times. He wouldn’t meet me. Then after Jaws came out, I thought I had a better chance because it became a huge hit that summer. He was shooting a movie around that time in 1975, and I had a reporter from The Washington Post following me for a profile. So I said, “Let’s go see if we can both meet Alfred Hitchcock.” I walked onto Hitchcock’s stage, and there he was with his back to me in a director’s chair. There was no way for him to know I was there. Then I noticed Hitchcock made a gesture with his hand, an assistant director came running over, Hitchcock whispered something, and the assistant director turned, looked right at me, walked over, and said, “Uh, you have to leave.” Whether Hitchcock saw my reflection in a mirror or somehow knew I was there, we were thrown off the set. And yes, I still wanted to have dinner with him. He’s a genius. I had nothing but questions for him.

@GreenTextRepost This greentext has been around so long that Akinator is basically the pornstar search engine.

Anon submission

@blacknredtext Ummmm excuse me I don't get it -_- Reddit do your thing!

Anon submission

@Real_Moviescene Why is Odysseus smiling and laughing? I've seen Christopher Nolan's adaptation, and I have it on good authority that Odysseus is a humorless autistic battlebuddy that happens to be at a bunch of events; Forrest Gump with a boat and a helmet.

In Troy (2004), Sean Bean's intro sequence as Odysseus was cut from the theatrical release. Wolfgang Petersen removed it for pacing, but restored it in the director's cut. It perfectly establishes Odysseus's cunning intellect before he ever sets foot in the Greek war council.

@xMis0_x @ShitpostGate Nerd shit has always been fantasy and science fiction. Gay was brought in later by tourists. LARPing was brought in later by theater kids. "Trekkies" was brought in later by marketing departments looking to turn culture into a commodity.

@MoronAdvanced @ShitpostGate nerd shit has always been gay fantasy larping and trekkies. tech kids are notably geeks, not nerds, although theres a lot of overlap so its easy to get mixed up

@ttttttTodd @RT_com Ah so when it's hatred it's white culture, but when it's those good things then there's no white culture. I'm noticing something very interesting about your depravity.

@RT_com That’s NOT “white” culture though. Shakespeare was English, Dante Italian, Mozart Austrian. They all belong to their people, not to “whiteness.” There is no white culture. Whiteness has never given anything to this world, except hatred.

HUNTER BIDEN: ‘I hear you talk about this idea of white culture. What f*cking white culture you talking about, man?’ NICK FUENTES: ‘Shakespeare, Dante, Mozart. We're in Philadelphia, the Founding Fathers. That's your white culture’

@ZevLapin @ComicDaveSmith Are you seriously making this argument, or is this a parody? The "we're the local police of the country on the other side of the world" argument

Do you advocate for police officers keeping their cities safe? Why don't YOU serve as a Police officer? Do you advocate for criticality of any high risk jobs that are self endangering? Oil rigging, city electrical work, etc? Why don't YOU sign up to do these things? The debate on whether we should be at war or not (and whether it is in the interest of the American people) is different than if one supporting the war is willing to serve in it or not. Conflating the two is for dumb people, which most of Dave's core supprters are. Don't be dumb.

Say whatever you want about the woke left, socialists, “woke right”, far right or whoever, There is no group in US politics more disgusting than those who advocate for every last disastrous war, then confidently move on to supporting the next, all while serving in none.

@Johnsmemes Congratulations! It's a girl! unfortunately since you're not a girl it's gonna have to dig a brand new hole to crawl out of you

The cardiologist didn't say much "until he reviews the tests I got today". I had an echocardiogram done. The technician doing it was doing the normal thing. Then went "hmm". After she thought for a minute, she gave me an IV and pushed saline thought to get a more clear image. I am not sure if this is something, but she had a concerned look on her face. I am seriously beside myself and not sure what do until I get the answers. Even if bad news, I just want to know. I guess the best thing for me is to focus on memes and entertaining you wetards.

@MomsPostingLs Why are people being mean to these young dumb girls - just let them get old and die alone looking for the man of their dreams!

Not even being "that picky"

@Johnny_Rocket6 @HacktheMovies If you make a comic called RegularKiller you can probably get it out before Vito decides SuperKiller is perfect and releases it to be mediocre forever.

STOP ASKING ME ABOUT SUPERKILLERs OR I'LL HARASS @HacktheMovies

@rayrayishappy @dickmasterson @VitoComedy @TheBPITU I wish I had a bidness award.

Bidness Shark @dickmasterson @VitoComedy @TheBPITU

@ImperiumFirst The difference between Nick Fuentes and Hunter Biden is that Hunter Biden thinks he's got some legitimacy. He thinks he DESERVES to be president because his last name is Biden. He's a crackhead boomer with the same fucking boomer opinions anyone from the 1970 can rattle off.

Nick Fuentes explains to Hunter Biden why he doesn't really care about palestine "My problem is that Israel has this influence over our government—I think people on the left may be guilt of caring more about palestine than they do about America."

@KevOnStage First one is Urban man elixir Second one is PDM Percival. Both suck ass, but the second one is crazy expensive for a dupe of Fierce.

He caught the cologne smooth as hell

As a reminder - Netenyahu himself went to talk to this guy, and since then this has been his brain scrambling.