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@WesternPulse88 Brian must just rip the script of the movie/play he is attempting to produce. It's just going to be difficult for the Director and/or the Cast to film even a single episode

JOHANNESBURG — As pressure mounts ahead of the alleged 30 June “deadline” for undocumented immigrants to leave South Africa, one man has reportedly found himself trapped in a deeply ironic situation: he says he cannot leave the country because he has absolutely no idea who he officially is. Brian, explained that he entered South Africa “through the wire” several years ago and never anticipated needing paperwork again. “At the time I thought documents were optional,” he said while nervously folding an expired bus ticket from 2019. “Now everyone suddenly wants passports, permits, visas, fingerprints, proof of residence, proof of life, proof of ancestors… where was all this energy when I arrived?” According to Brian, returning home has become nearly impossible because he cannot remember which border post he crossed, which country he came from, or whether the fence he crawled under technically belonged to South Africa, Botswana, Zimbabwe, or “that other side with goats.” “It was dark,” he explained. “We were following a guy named Courage who said he knew a shortcut. Next thing I know I’m selling vetkoek in Gauteng.” Friends say Brian has become increasingly stressed after hearing about the proposed June deadline. “He tried going to Home Affairs to ask for help,” said one resident. “But after standing in the queue for six hours, officials asked him for documents to prove he doesn’t have documents.” Witnesses say the conversation reportedly caused three officials to stare silently at the wall for several minutes before one simply whispered, “This country is tired.” In a desperate attempt to resolve the issue, Brian allegedly contacted his family back home, only to discover nobody there has proper paperwork either. “My uncle says our birth certificates were eaten by goats during the rainy season,” he said. “So now even my own village says I must first prove I belong there.” Meanwhile, social media users have reacted with mixed emotions, ranging from sympathy to complete disbelief. One user posted: “Bro illegally entered a country and now can’t illegally exit it. That’s commitment.” Another added: “At this point South Africa must just issue him a loyalty card.” Sources claim Brian briefly considered leaving voluntarily but became discouraged after hearing how expensive transport prices have become. “Leaving this country is no longer affordable,” he complained. “Even going back illegally now requires a deposit.”

@RocksonSoul1 You are probably high on something that makes you hallucinate!

They wanted Ghana to beg them, but we packed and left in a grand style and it’s killing them.

@Judaeda3 I still don't understand why people would still jeopardize their health and risk with lives buying foodstuff from these Pakistani/Somali tuckshops and stores.

Making their own Russians and boerewors.

@JacintaNgobese @MbalulaFikile I wish you had not dignified him with a response. This blabbermouth is not worth your response

Dear @MbalulaFikile I would appreciate it if you would point me to where I incited violence?? And who am I? I am a Nobody, I don’t remember saying I am someone of importance… honestly I’m just a nobody but I don’t remember inciting violence at all, kindly please share where I did? Thanking you in Advance

@sbu_sbuda90174 The store they burned has nothing to do with SA and/or SAns. The store is apparently owned by a Nigerian through franchise or purchase.

We don't care abahambe 🚮

@FrancoisRosso15 @jsteenhuisen This one is easily misled by those who are in the executive of that department, not by merits but by accident/chance! That is why school is important.

@jsteenhuisen came to court trying to silence accusations of dishonesty. When the case was argued, he suddenly dropped it. Today the Court dismantled the entire fiction. The Court found government could not show any lawful prohibition on private vaccination. It found the Section 10 scheme was no substantive defence. It found government engineered delays while FMD spread across the country. This from the same Minister who: -fearmongered about “bioterrorism” with dead vaccine - bragged about 2 million vaccinations over a drawn-out period while outbreaks exploded -lied on national television about substantively answering our legal demand South African farmers are living with the consequences of an arrogant minister who spoke with authority long before he understood the law, the science or the crisis. It is time to for accountability from John and his enablers.

@Zwelinzima1 Ndlozi became an employee of the Thabo Mbeki Foundation. The man suddenly started to speak like the former president. The African Renaissance nonsense rhetoric suddenly has consumed him. Unfortunately for him, he is shouting AR from a posture of ignorance!

Xenophobes and those he analyses as radicalised lumpen will be very angry at this sober analysis by Dr Ndlozi. He will now join the misfortune of being labelled as “protecting the illegal foreigners”

@GovernmentZA That's all they good at. They couldn't convene am urgent meeting to address illegality and the crimes committed by undocumented illegal foreigners and how SAns are affected by drug sold openly by foreigners.

Happening now ➡️ JCPS Ministers convene an urgent meeting to deal with rising protests on illegal immigration #GovZAUpdates. In response to the broader challenge of illegal immigration and general social cohesion issues, the Ministers will meet to finalize a framework on the national action plan to combat racism, racial discrimination, xenophobia and related intolerance. Read further: gov.za/news/media-adv… #GovZAUpdates

@joy_zelda It's definitely clear who his loyalty is with. He will show allegiance to his handlers and definitely recommend against Mr Ramaphosa's impeachment.

Illegal immigrants Protector on the Impeachment Committee Such disrespect for South Africans Wtf is that ?

@Zaddy_Bruh @Julius_S_Malema Dishonest, deceitful, and unethical . Unfortunately for SAns, this is the calibre of politicians and parliamentarians the country is cursed with.

We don't call you "Flip flopper" for nothing @Julius_S_Malema

@ewnupdates This presents an opportunity for the criminals assumed to be leading the country, to acquire loans so as to continue their looting spree!

Ratings agency Moody's has upgraded South Africa’s economic outlook from stable to positive, citing improving public finances and continued structural reforms. ewn.co.za/2026/05/23/moo…

@VanillaICE19780 @SundayTimesZA @Moloi_Herman1 You are high on something. You are probably confusing SAns for illegal immigrants.

@SundayTimesZA @Moloi_Herman1 The one thing I really love in SA. People who are jobless always have at least 10 children. But, still the fault of whites.

African ambassadors snub Africa Day event in SA, citing safety concerns and marches targeting African immigrants. Details in the #SundayTimesZA tomorrow

@SundayTimesZA Who cares? They can all go hang!

@Masonry435109 @FaraiMazhindu @WagerOfJoy So you reckon he is trying to woo us through this rhetoric and gaslighting, the same way politicians do? We are in deep shambles then 😢

@Morweng14 @FaraiMazhindu @WagerOfJoy That may be true,but Elon must never be granted that license,BEE or no BEE🤷

Millions of South African people in deep rural quadrants, marooned with slow, intermittent, or non-existent broadband, are being denied access to global digital economies, remote work, and modern education just to safeguard a legacy extortion framework. When a government treats modern infrastructure as a sovereign threat to its political cash cow, it is no longer serving the people.

@FaraiMazhindu @WagerOfJoy They want to loot the state funds committed to ICT infrastructure and network using ghost companies or incompetent companies belonging to their cronies.

Elon Musk want to provide free internet to rural schools is dismissed, what exactly is the South African government offering for the same marginalized communities? Elon Musk owes South Africa nothing. He is simply a successful engineer who solved a global connectivity crisis and is ready to extend that solution to South Africa. The country has everything to gain and absolutely nothing to lose.

@Abramjee No one has ever admitted to being involved even when there's a mountain of evidence put before him/her

The alleged killer of Madlanga Commission witness Marius van der Merwe, Matipandile “Andy” Sotheni, has denied any involvement in the murder. In an affidavit presented during his bail application, Sotheni admitted he was in the Brakpan area -where van der Merwe lived -on the day of the murder but claims he was two streets away at the time. He further argued that the state does not have CCTV footage linking him to the killing and denied being in possession of an AK-47 when “Witness D” was gunned down. Sotheni also addressed ammunition found in a bag at his home, which the State alleges belonged to the police. He claims the ammunition belonged to Wiendre Pretorious, who later took his own life. According to Sotheni, he was with Pretorious on the day of the murder but insists they never conspired to kill van der Merwe. “I was not party to the alleged offence,” Sotheni stated in his affidavit. The state is opposing bail and proceedings continue. @pule_jones

@sindane3 @CyrilRamaphosa So President Ramaphosa and his government intend to deploy the army to silence legitimate voices of SAns who are in the receiving end of the lawlessness and all the manner of criminality perpetuated by illegal immigrants? We are indeed led by hoodlums.Cry the beloved country!

If reports about the planned deployment of soldiers on the 30th of June are true, we urge you to reconsider. The military must never be used against the people in moments of social and political tension.Masses must come before any show of force. @CyrilRamaphosa

@Nompu90570329 @HomeAffairsSA @GovernmentZA Home Affairs is a cesspool of corruption. I wouldn't be surprised if it's actually an extension of the offices of the ANC and/or DA.

@Nompu90570329 @HomeAffairsSA @GovernmentZA Hoke Affairs is a cesspool of corruption. I wouldn't surprised if it's actually an extension of the offices of the ANC and/or DA.

In an efficient country like China it’s takes weeks to verify our documents. My passport is currently with Immigration for processing. In South Africa where we have Home Affairs that is not credible it took 2 hours to verify 300 foreigners. 😭@HomeAffairsSA @GovernmentZA

@PSAFLIVE So they have a right to refuse a legislated entity conduct due deligence as provided for the constitution?

WATCH: Illegal foreigners refuse to be verified, however, the KZN Home Affairs manager Cyril Mncwabe claims that 457 immigrants have been verified, and they are legal in the country, he however, failed to explain why they are refusing to be verified by the same Home Affairs.