Michael Picard

Lolita Trolls Captain Underpants (Ft. @AlanDersh and Jeffrey Epstein) #Politics #Epstein #GoodPierogi #comedy #Satire #TROLL #MarthasVineyard

You look pretty in a tutu, @JakeLang

MUST WATCH! While he was trolling Jake Lang‘s latest hate-baiting stunt in NYC yesterday, Professional Douche @Mpicardd captured some excellent footage of one of the suspects lobbing a homemade bomb right over @waltermasterson outside Gracie Mansion. youtube.com/watch?v=-FMwml…

@iAMmellyMEL @SatireAP @JakeLang

@Mpicardd @SatireAP @JakeLang So, you’re a pedophile?

I’m with @JakeLang. We are Jeffrey Epstein.

@NobleOne @SatireAP @FordFischer At least @NobleOne didn't hide behind a barrier when I trolled him like that pussy @JakeLang .

@SatireAP @FordFischer lol this kid.

Live: Jake Lang holds anti-Islam “Crusader March” in NYC outside mayor’s mansion x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@NobleOne, yo Enrique, did you see my vid? You’re in it: youtu.be/9Ft-M5b482w?si…

@Christhibeaultt @newengnextgen @ImTimothySavage Aww, you’re thinking about me, aren’t you? ❤️

@Georgesantos @Georgesantos, I’m confused. Your talent for lying seems perfectly suited for politics.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE New York, NY As the calendar turns and a new year begins, George Santos is officially announcing a major refocus in his professional life and doing so with optimism, gratitude, and a little flair. “In 2026, I’ll be taking a HUGE step back from politics,” Santos said. “After years of nonstop engagement, activism, and living life at full throttle, I’ve been spending my time doing something incredibly important: reorganizing my life.” With reflection comes clarity. And with clarity comes change. “It’s time to hang up the political cleats,” Santos continued, “and focus on projects, ventures, and creative endeavors that make me and my family happy. Life is about growth, balance, and knowing when to pivot with purpose.” Santos expressed deep gratitude to the supporters who have stood by him through every chapter of his public life. “I am incredibly thankful for the years of engagement, the passion, and the loyalty. To everyone who supported me and my family through thick and thin thank you. Truly. None of it goes unnoticed.” While this marks a step back from the political arena, it is far from a goodbye. “All I’ll say for now is this: stay tuned,” Santos teased. “There’s a lot of news coming in short order, and I’m just getting started.” Santos closed with a message of optimism as the new year approaches. “Happy New Year to everyone. Onward, upward, and always forward.” Media Contact: 📩 Bookings@georgesantos.net

@DoctorTurtleboy It couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

Every single time I go out with someone I get a text message from an unknown stalker telling me exactly where I am. This isn’t normal

@DoctorTurtleboy Can I send you noodz, @DoctorTurtleboy?

Public service announcement - if you send or email me noodz, I will look at them. I will more than likely not write anything back because I don't trust anyone and assume everything is a trap, but I will look at your noodz. Please do not take offense if I don't write back. It doesn't mean I don't like them.

@VishBurra @VishBurra

I disavow everything Vivek said tonight. Thank you come again.

@Georgesantos Are you going to grift your way into the federal assembly in Russia, @Georgesantos?

Guess where?

@LauraLoomer I have been informed by a very credible source in the government that @LauraLoomer is making this up to feel important.

I have been informed by a very credible source inside the government that Qatar is so threatened by my platform they are reportedly offering to pay journalists to write stories about me falsely accusing me of being a spy for Israel. There is a coordinated effort by Qataris to damage my political standing by planting stories about me spying for foreign governments. These jihadists are so desperate they are now allegedly offering to bribe American journalists to spread lies about Americans who expose Qatar. If you see hit pieces about me falsely accusing me of being a spy, just know it’s paid for by Qatar. Muslims are the most unethical people you will ever meet in your life.

@brianglenntv @RepMTG @mtgreenee Can I be a groomsman, @brianglenntv?

She said ‘yes’. 💍 @RepMTG @mtgreenee

@iTawtiTawaTweet @Georgesantos What a guy you are, @Georgesantos.

@Mpicardd @Georgesantos I'll never forget it. I remember watching a man remove his lungs to give oxygen to the wounded. When every single person in Manhattan had received the breath of life, he then dove into the East River to save several whales who were having anxiety attacks. That man? @Georgesantos

It was Jihadist islamists that took down the twin towers on 9/11. Full stop 🛑

@ThEddM8n @Georgesantos He was shirtless, too, that’s how I know @Georgesantos has great abs.

@Mpicardd @Georgesantos It is true I was there too with both men, watching @Georgesantos perform this heroic act and without any gear or training.

@JackPosobiec Yo, that was so epic that you repeated @ZohranKMamdani’s words your speech, bro.

My goodness! Thank you so much. God bless you, and the entire posse. We are going to win

@Georgesantos I can’t prove it because @Georgesantos is such a humble guy, and he’s never one to brag, but I believe he was simultaneously the reason Flight 93 didn’t hit its target.

Enough is enough!