Mr Bates

Ok starting Robinhood account from scratch with $700 using a safer investment strategy. This has been the month so far.

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Every D tier influencer now magically has a Pokémon gacha platform that offers 70% buybacks Dot com bubble

@karbonbased @uncledoomer Those co2 cans also cost quite a bit more than just buying seltzer. They slow leak even when the soda stream isn't being used. (I don't drink soda much so thought it was a good idea for mixed drinks ages ago)

@uncledoomer These never made sense to me. I need to worry about restocking my co2 supply instead of just cans of seltzer and now I have more countertop or cabinet space occupied with another device. Completely pointless exercise.

sodastream has always been a spiritually israeli invention. an affront to soda, a classic american institution. literally so too because it actually is israeli. soda is like $5 for a 12 pack. seltzer even cheaper. youre telling me youre so frugal you need to carbonate at home?

@DCBcrypto @blknoiz06 They had been buying over the last few months and had that stockpiled.

@blknoiz06 No you are not. The value of burned tokens is not “amount of token x current price”. There was nowhere near a $400M bid or even passive demand in same stratosphere The amount burned equaled to approx 7-8M in liquidity pools and OBs

so pump.fun burned $400M dollars and 30% of the token supply and the token price somehow went down? am i understanding this correctly?

@elephant1618 @blknoiz06 So you do realize burnt means sent to an irretrievable address right? There's no trade occurring in that action.

@blknoiz06 I doubt they burnt 400M Means they had buy pressure on the other side giving their shit token value of 400m No fuckin way 😂 They burnt like 2-10m Hit that shit ass token with a real 400M buy wall watch the green candles create a new ath

@Decentralizd It's goin lol had a kid so been doing that stuff mostly and trad stock stuff (mostly futures) how have you been?

@MrBatesK408 hows it going bruv long time no see

is that a meth flash mob??

@1zzyzyx1 @RepBrandonGill I think most people support the use for SA situations. But I think we also know people that are irresponsible that use it as a form of birth control and that tends to be the issue ~ people tend to ruin things through misuse.

@RepBrandonGill What the hell is wrong with you? You really think women are doing this because they enjoy it? It's a last resort. Here's a question: why don’t you Republicans want to provide healthcare, housing, and food for families, including children?

Today I asked an abortion advocate what her favorite method of abortion is.

@ImperialFunding the options and equity prop firm space is pretty limited ~ this place helps out. imperialtraderfunding.com/accounts?ref=C…

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If @POTUS cancels peace talks expect Monday to be red, if oil rises too much expect pressure on energy prices which will impact the #AI and #chip industry furthering increasing a generalized market gap down.

Expecting US to hit an Iranian ship today, flash the markets down and oil up. Somehow this will impact Nvidia for a random amount as they're tied to too much currently.

@Court_Reinland @illphated336 @aaronjmars It lists it on the website where they look at the readings from

@illphated336 @aaronjmars Right, how would he know it’s a line source of truth and it’s this one. Maybe lucky guess if he worked in meteorology. My school in the U.S. used to share a temp gauge on campus with the local weather. It was in a parking lot and when the asphalt got hot it would be way off.

holy fuck, a hair dryer at a Paris airport broke Polymarket weather markets & made someone $34,000 richer - polymarket was settling Paris temperature bets on a single Météo France sensor sitting near the Charles de Gaulle runway perimeter - basically unguarded - the guy bought the long-shot outcome (like "22°C" when everyone expected 18°C) for pennies, since nobody thought it'd hit - then he walked up to the probe and briefly heated the air around it with a portable heat source, spiking the reading just long enough to register as the daily max - temperature snapped back to normal in minutes, the market resolved in his favor, and he cashed out - twice, on April 6 and April 15, before Météo France caught on and filed charges hyperstitions.

@pullboxgg getting me with the card boxes. pullbox.gg/r/MRBATES

@phygitals @uncwax @gamestop @Carsonated do you think people win on these ~

@gamestop To congratulate GME on their launch, we are going to kickstart the card super-cycle and give $1,000 worth of packs on this post to 4 people! 2x $250 Pokemon Packs, 2x $250 One Piece Packs 💟 Like 🔁 Retweet 💬 Tag a collector 24 Hours!

GameStop launches Power Packs on April 15, 2026.

I forgot to post updates on this account, lost $3.5k on $qncx and about $1600 on college basketball predictions ~

Ok starting Robinhood account from scratch with $700 using a safer investment strategy. This has been the month so far.

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Today's news stories... More troops in Iran. Russian oil export capabilities reduced by 50% actually not 40%. Iran refuses truce. Oil goes up. Ndx and spx take a hit.

@dieworkwear How does it taste/compare to like store bought mayo lol

i don't buy mayonnaise from costco. i buy mine from samurai, a japanese workwear label that produces mayonnaise from the leftover cotton seeds they get from their denim production. thus it's menswear mayonnaise IG selfedge

Shii autocorrect got me, steal*

Shorting copper futures, thesis: crackheads still copper and don't know the market value.