The Big Wazowski

Tom Google

@RepMGP Haha what? From you of all people??

It’s unacceptable to have another needless death in Minnesota, and it’s unacceptable to have elected officials, candidates, and administration officials continue to throw gas on this fire, or tacitly encourage assaults on law enforcement and anyone else. The situation is un-American and Secretary Noem needs to step down.

@Baileymoon15 Love this for you (and NYC)

too bad i did today

@andrewcuomo No means no!

In it to win it.

@ZohranKMamdani @andrewcuomo Yeaaaah buddy

@andrewcuomo zohranfornyc.com/donate

@intellegint We can take it! Plus that means the Bills won the AFC, which they haven't done with Allen yet.

@HardDriveMag if you posted this as a distraction to current events, I thank you so much. I didn't see this the first time around and I'm going to read it all tonight!

We Played and Ranked EVERY SINGLE N64 Game hard-drive.net/hd/video-games…

@Yelix it contains the right amount of stupid to hold your attention while realizing that it is entirely unplausible. Also as it gets more insane the acting actually improves. It's a wild and fun mess

@NFLonFOX @Lions This picture is bad and you should feel bad for using it

The @Lions feasted in Lambeau today! 🦁

If Aaron Rodgers has a million haters I’m one of them. If he has 1000 haters I’m one of them. If he has 1 hater it’s me. If he has 0 haters it means I have left this world. If the world is for Aaron Rodgers, I am against the world.

@sandra_s_long @tonytula Getting an illegal wild bird solves any problem a man can introduce to your life

@RealTimeWWII @youwouldntpost Where is Streg of Nona??

Vatican City has started rationing spaghetti- 100g of pasta allowed per person per day. Pope cautious over spaghetti supply- pasta not yet rationed in Italy.

LFG

@vrunt Let's Go Mets

nevertheless,

mets have this one in the bag tbh

@MoiraDonegan Remember to carry this self-righteous tunnel vision with you when Trump wins again because Democrats didn't get enough votes. It's worth it as long as you can center yourself in every possible discussion happening online. Or maybe try not posting for a minute, see if that helps.

Somehow, no matter what the political situation is, the problem is always that men’s feelings are not being privileged over women’s rights.

@stephenasmith When you answer goofy questions like this it turns people like me from casual enjoyers of the @stephenasmith brand into people who will sing your praises as The Truth for as long as I live.

How’d I do

@tomwalkerisgood Tom you are truly "Twitch's Sweetheart". Thank you, brother 🙏

New edit premieres in 10 hours. A gargantuan 90 minute edit of the bank heist Three Leaf Clover.

@mattromney2016 Too smelly!!!

much to stink about

@sweatpantspapi @nyjets @BuffaloBills That's what I'm talking about

you like what you see?? @nyjets @BuffaloBills

@darth__mouth God damn right

fuck you go bills

You gotta check out Scooby Doo. The main guy is this dog who's really scared the whole time, but heres the twist: no matter how scared he is, he's always more hungry than scared