Justin Longbottom

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IT’S DRAFT DAY

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Cincinnati’s 2026 first-round pick, Dexter Lawrence.

some thoughts on Lawrence to Cincy... Dexter Lawrence is a 28-year old stud he spent most of his career playing vs elite interior OLs of the Eagles & Cowboys he's been double-teamed at the highest rate in the NFL he's now playing in the AFC North Ravens lost their C Steelers might start a 42-yr old QB Browns have Deshaun or Shedeur Lawrence should FEAST the Giants were TERRIBLE when he wasn't on the field last year, even in a "down" year for Lawrence: Giants defense with... Dexter Lawrence OFF the field: #32 YPA (8.4) #31 sack rate (4.1%) #27 EPA/pass (+0.13) #26 pass success (47%) #23 pressure rate (32%) Dexter Lawrence ON the field: #7 pass success (40%) #8 YPA (6.6) #9 sack rate (7.7%) #10 EPA/pass (+0.09) #22 pressure rate (33%) that was a "down" year for Dexter the team was top-10 vs the pass when he was out there bottom-10 when he wasn't want a larger sample? last 3 years: Dexter Lawrence OFF the field: #32 YPA (7.7) #31 pressure rate (29%) #31 pass success (48%) #30 EPA/pass (+0.14) #30 sack rate (5.5%) Dexter Lawrence ON the field: #8 pass success (42%) #8 sack rate (7.4%) #10 EPA/pass (+0.02) #13 YPA (7.0) #15 pressure rate (36%) and again, the context is VITAL: he was obviously the #1 best player on the Giants defense every team knew it they double teamed him at the #1 highest rate and he STILL made this big of a difference and that was despite playing some of the NFL's top offensive lines in the NFC East as it relates tot he Eagles and Cowboys for YEARS oh, and then there's this pretty ridiculous nugget:

A Bengals trade for Dexter Lawrence is unprecedented: This is the first time in the common draft era that dates back to 1966 in which the Bengals ever have traded a Top-10 pick for a player, per ESPN research.

Opening Day in Cincinnati is unmatched

🚨 Here is the full 40 minutes of my crew and I exposing California fraud, Minnesota was big but California is even bigger... We uncovered over $170,000,000 in fraud as these fraudsters live in luxury with no consequences. Like it and share it, the fraud must STOP. We ALL work way too hard and pay too much in taxes for this to be happening. These fraudsters have been able to defraud American taxpayers for years without any pushback from the public and politicians. It is time to EXPOSE IT ALL and end America's fraud crisis.

🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨 Maxx Crosby revealed that #Ravens GM Eric DeCosta did NOT WELCOME him and his family to the facilities despite trading multiple first-round picks for him after he arrived in Baltimore. DeCosta avoided Crosby for five hours and only met with him after his physical, and the vibes were “WEIRD.” Shortly after, Maxx was informed by his agents that the trade was off and that Baltimore was backing out. It appears that even before his physical, Baltimore planned on backing out of the trade because their head coach and general manager did not welcome their new superstar to the team, which is extremely unusual. Multiple NFL teams send their HC and GM to the plane or airport sometimes to greet their new star players… Baltimore‘s front office completely avoided Crosby even when he was in the facility and asked to meet with them. This should be considered one of the biggest scandals in #NFL history and deserves to be investigated by the league. WILD.

Defensive tackle Jonathan Allen and the Bengals have agreed to a two-year, $28M deal, per sources. Cincinnati pursued the former Pro Bowler aggressively after Minnesota released him, reaching a deal with agent @blakebaratz of @TeamIFA

Terrible: Maxx Crosby and his family were in the Ravens’ building while Baltimore was attempting to sign Trey Hendrickson, per @DMRussini “I can tell you that the Ravens spoke to Trey Hendrickson yesterday while Maxx Crosby was in the building. So that tells you that they were aware that something was going on… Maxx Crosby was there not knowing he was a dead man walking, that this was not going to be his team. That’s the problem here.” Crosby was done dirty by DeCosta 🤦‍♂️

RT @JFowlerESPN: Sources: Safety Bryan Cook is headed to the Cincinnati Bengals for three years and $42.5M. Cincinnati and agent Jared Fo…

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We have re-signed G Dalton Risner to a one-year contract. 🔗: go.bengals.com/4l3yksd

🚨🚨CLASS ACT🚨🚨 Cincinnati #Bengals head coach Zac Taylor found out that a local reporter's wife tragically passed away, so Zac paid for her Celebration of Life. Zac paid for the event at a hotel and personally attended with his wife to console the family. Beautiful act ❤️

Breaking: Eugenio Suárez and the Cincinnati Reds are in agreement on a one-year, $15M contract that includes a mutual option for the 2027 season, sources tell @JeffPassan. Get breaking news alerts from Jeff Passan through the ESPN App: espn.smart.link/gq0gg34d4

ICE did NOT target a child. The child was ABANDONED. On January 20, ICE conducted a targeted operation to arrest Adrian Alexander Conejo Arias an illegal alien from Ecuador who was RELEASED into the U.S. by the Biden administration. As agents approached the driver Adrian Alexander Conejo Arias, fled on foot—abandoning his child. For the child’s safety, one of our ICE officers remained with the child while the other officers apprehended Conejo Arias. Parents are asked if they want to be removed with their children, or ICE will place the children with a safe person the parent designates. This is consistent with past administration’s immigration enforcement. Parents can take control of their departure and receive a free flight and $2,600 with the CBP Home app. By using the CBP Home app illegal aliens reserve the chance to come back the right legal way.

The boy’s father ran away and abandoned him and an agent stayed with him to make sure he was safe while another agent ran after the father. This is pure bs propaganda from the Democrats

𝗥𝗘𝗣𝗢𝗥𝗧: The Browns reached out to Rams DC Chris Shula in regards to their HC vacancy and were told “No thanks at this time” according to @SportsBoyTony The Browns have been struggling to lure in some of the top HC candidates, with many thinking they’ll just promote Jim Schwartz.

College football's last three national champions have come from this 300-mile radius of the country.

Josh Allen's overtime record in his career: 0-7 They changed the rules for him