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@ctrcfc @RFCJRFC He’s suspended lol 😂

@MrMartinHalley @RFCJRFC Forgot the big man

It’s an absolute disgrace our “Scotland” squad only has 2 players who are actually Scottish

@Dec8931 @RFCJRFC Be a late call up

@MrMartinHalley @RFCJRFC Where’s Troy the Gardener?

@saintly_jim @F1wgp7 @RFCJRFC That would be a sight to see and great tv

@F1wgp7 @MrMartinHalley @RFCJRFC He'd make a great captain. I can just imagine him bollocking the team after conceding a sloppy goal from a corner

There’s your starting team for the Haiti match ✅

@FabrizioRomano are @ChelseaFC having an official press conference regarding Xabi Alonso becoming manager

@RobertJenrick Proves this country is basically screwed

Dr Manivannan may be a nice young person. But I don’t want to live in a country where people on student visas can become elected representatives to national parliaments. He’s crowdfunding from Green Party members for his graduate visa for pete’s sake. gbnews.com/politics/elect…

@Keir_Starmer @HarrietHarman 75 years old 🤦‍♂️

I’m delighted to appoint @HarrietHarman as my Adviser on Women and Girls. Harriet is a strong advocate for women and girls and I know she will deliver greater opportunity for women in public life. I’m committed to tackling structural misogyny that is a barrier for too many women and girls. I look forward to working with Harriet to drive forward action on this important issue.

@SeddSezz @Keir_Starmer @Eluned_Morgan He’s a narcissist

@Keir_Starmer @Eluned_Morgan You’ve failed the Labour Party. You’ve failed Labour councillors. You’ve failed ordinary Brits. You’ve failed on your manifesto pledges and introduced new ones. You’ve failed the country. Now you’re failing to resign…

I want to thank @Eluned_Morgan for the over 30 years of service she has already given to our country and our party. Eluned has been a formidable First Minister and tireless champion for Wales. She broke barriers and has never stopped fighting for families in the communities she loves. Together we have worked to lift children out of poverty, cut hospital waiting lists, and create thousands of new jobs. I have no doubt her contribution to Wales will endure.

@ChiamakaAFC Anelka

Guess the player 👀 VERY HARD

@Ross_Greer @scottishgreens No thank you

Reform are now openly threatening voters. They would turn Scotland into Trump's America if they had the chance. Don't let these chancers bully you, vote for a fairer, kinder Scotland on Thursday. Vote @scottishgreens on your regional (peach) ballot paper.

@TheBlueDodger This team is woefully bad

Useless. x.com/cookspacew/sta…

@Sunday_Mail Woke nonsense

Tomorrow's Sunday Mail front page leads on Malcolm Offord’s finance company only having four staff despite his claim to have employed “hundreds of thousands of people" #TomorrowsPapersToday #scotpapers

@X hi it says my account is under review , what does that mean , I can’t think of anything I’ve done wrong

@FionaCampbell74 @Ross_Greer Probably still on breast feeding

Does this politician genuinely not understand the difference between a professionally run, economically vital self-catering business that supports jobs, local supply chains and rural tourism… and an empty home or rarely used second home contributing nothing to the local economy? Or is he just utterly obsessed in an unhealthy way? Conflating the two is either economically illiterate or deliberately misleading. If the concern is housing supply, the answer is simple: BUILD MORE HOUSES. Scotland cannot regulate its way out of decades of under-supply while scapegoating tourism businesses that sustain communities across the country. @ASSCnews @st_alliance

I hadn't thought of a yacht tax before now, but it seems Lord Offord's fleet would raise enough to plug that hole in Scotland's finances.

@woodysworld1 Mcsweeney could be Ross greers dad

How the Actual F@ck does Morgan McSweeney go from copy boy in 2021 to Labour Chief of Staff in 2024? Foreign Affairs Select Committee

@FrankKhalidUK Shit player shit coach

Give me one positive thing about Liam Rosenior?

@STVNews That was last week , keep up man

Russell Crowe spotted doing big shop at Highland supermarket i.stv.tv/41Kx4kU

Today, Keir Starmer has banned Kanye West from entering the UK because his “extremist views pose a threat to the country.” But… Last week, Keir Starmer invited a LITERAL ISIS TERRORIST to 10 Downing Street.

@damzychillin Matic

Juan Mata and Lukaku excluded , name a player that played for Manchester United and Chelsea . Impossible