Master Shifu

The finale…

I bet Bloom hated Durbin, this guy stinks

@ROsborneNolan Rick, Love this order. I recommend doubling down on the rice and getting a tortilla on the side (assuming this is a bowl). Warm up with a burrito before putting down what’s left of the bowl. Best, Shifu

Is it just me or is #UAATwitter mighty quiet after the first #sweepies of the season? Might just be me. Anyway, here’s my Chipotle order: Brown rice Black beans Double chicken (one portion pastor) Light pico Green salsa Light sour cream Light cheese Guac Lmk thoughts below⬇️⬇️

What a great weekend of UAA ball. Lots of grit displayed. Major respect to the bears and roons. Will be cinema next weekend to see who comes out on top

@BobLoblaw_UAA Interesting move by Wiesner, Combat clearly the hottest bbcor out there rn

With the switch back to his Marucci Reckless Hybrid, Chicago 1B Max Wiesner has broken the UAA single season record for bat switches! Certainly an interesting decision by Wiesner this weekend considering he hit a ball into the CWRU visitor bullpen last weekend with a Combat MFG

@Dingleton_John Campenhausen hit one into the back yard across the street. There’s always a fence

Just thought I’d make this public. The WashU vs. Brandeis #battleoftheburners game was played on a field with no outfield fence (chalk line). UAA never fails to disappoint.

@ROsborneNolan Now that’s how you defend Chiraq

SIT ON IT MG

@MartyFlyer19 The committee should have a tough time with that one, but we already know where they’ll go. This time it may be deserved. Great outing by Butka

Gotta tip the cap to Maurer… doesn’t get much better than that (113 pitches). However, will this performance be enough to take home UAA Pitcher of the week over John Butka’s Cy Young outing?

The Pride Day 🏳️‍🌈 judges need to be studied. Best Case last year and take game 1 of the #battleoftheburners behind a complete game gem by Jacob Maurer. Teams will grab some sandwiches and tee it up again in 30 min from Waltham High.

Koong with a sweet play on Soong. 3-1 judges heading into bottom 8

BREAKING: The first 2 games of the Brandeis/Wash U series will be played at Waltham High School. An all turf field that has induced fireworks in past UAA games (25-18 vs Case a year ago). An interesting but inevitable twist to the series, advantage for turf familiar Bears

While their postseason hopes may be already over. Case @ NYU may be the grittiest of the slate. NYU will look to make a statement after the scuffle. A new Case team led by Shohei Stillson look to gain momentum in what has become the most talked about conference in the country.

Tomorrow on Flo Sports… (a 🧵)

The first place Emory Eagles are in Chiraq looking to stay at the top. The Roons will try to defend J Kyle Anderson Field and move in towards the title. Zuckerman and Geller will lead the charge. Will they be matched by the Sharp fielding SS and the 17x UAA pitcher of the week?

Court is in session in Waltham. Will Pat Bloom and 15th ranked Bears be found innocent, or sentenced to life in BV prison. Soong v Koong. Skourides v Brickley. Who will have bragging rights during the Saturday night suckdown? Who will win the battle of the burners? Americas GOTY

@MaxLuvsUAA @GartrellJacobs Does this we can expect double headers Friday and Saturday, allowing an all out booze fest Saturday night? Mauer vs Brickley in a beer off would feed families

BREAKING: Brandeis and Washington University St. Louis have agreed to a “win or lose, we booze” burner bash in Waltham following the conclusion of Saturday’s doubleheader, sources tell Maxime Goldstick III. Deal is pending Coach Bloom approval. @GartrellJacobs #bigiftrue

@ack_georgeH Ik I’ll be taking a special on FD this weekend. All series to split (+2500). 3 home underdogs this weekend in what should be very tightly contested contests Friday-Sunday

@uaaburnerverse what the lines for this weekends games…lmk

@MaxLuvsUAA @NickSarms @theUAAblower

@NickSarms @theUAAblower Peak male performance. #jackedtothetits

I think it’s time to light the candle… #UAAtwitter

@ChadTossesSalad @flosports It’s $1 per game to watch your favorite UAA team go to war, with an added bonus of getting all the other games as well. I’d pay that price any day and I went to Brandeis…

I’d give @flosports my first born son to tune into d3 baseball this weekend. People complaining about paying a few dollars to watch aren’t true fans

@itychen @dicklester55 Is it Ty Chen bump day?

@dicklester55 @dicklester55 Shut that ass I him

Love the confidence, but there is now an absurd amount of self-inflicted pressure on this kid. Best believe the burnerverse will not be kind if he can’t back up this kind of talk.