Austin Measles

Im not pro bully, but at what point does the anti bully campaign start to bully the cool kids? We could lose a whole generation of cool kids

Wait, did my $99 full self driving subscription just stop at a green light and save my life? @Tesla @elonmusk

What a time to be alive @Tesla

The gayest thing a man can do is celebrate his birthday

“The U.S. dollar isn’t even backed by anything.” The U.S. dollar:

@DonaldJTrumpJr Imagine if Timmy Balz won federal authority last year

If you haven’t watched this yet. Watch it. All of it. Understand that this is what journalists are supposed to do, but no one in the mainstream media will even bother to look let alone actually publish it. This is what they’re doing to your country with your tax dollars!!!

Not to be a conspiracy theorist. Melissa Hortman was the ONLY Democrat to vote against healthcare for illegals in Minnesota. She was the deciding vote. Then she was assass*nated. Incredible coincidence.

you know who isn't in the epstein files?

> Works a 9-to-5 for 50 years > Fed prints 40% of the total money supply > Inflates away 20 years of your work

If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough Just remember no one cares

@ProofOfMoney @grok is this true?

Bank of America has over 15,000 wealth advisers. None of them were allowed to recommend Bitcoin (products) until today. Now they are encouraged to recommend a 1 to 4% allocation beginning January 5, 2026. Yes, these will be ETFs. It's a start. It's also huge.

In honor of Know Nut November here’s all the different kind of nuts Which nut do you like the most?

@UDOTTRAFFIC when does SR-92 open?

@BarackObama @MichelleObama Nice try diddy

Happy Mother's Day to all the amazing moms and mother-figures! @MichelleObama, the girls and I are so lucky to have you in our lives. We love you.

At your funeral, friends and family will argue over who gets your belongings. People will talk about the food and the venue. Your life will be summarized in 2-3 paragraphs. Conversations will shift from your life to their lives. Your friends will drive away thinking about what’s next on their to-do list. Some people won't be able to make it because "something came up." And most of the people you know today won’t even be there. You’re gonna die. People will move on (in weeks not years). Do what you want.

If you’re financing the Lamborghini, you probably shouldn’t

I fully endorse President Trump and hope for his rapid recovery

As long as I don’t have to go to Disneyland or play pickleball my life is good

There’s adult males out there playing flag football today