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Stuart Stanley

@MrStuartStanley

Maintenance Manager. Blood Donor. Blood Cancer UK fundraiser. Father of 2 (plus a cat). Yes, they are the Chuckle Brothers.

London, U.K Katılım Nisan 2009
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Stuart Stanley
Stuart Stanley@MrStuartStanley·
@anon_opin Currently sat on a Southbound Northern Line train. Can confirm this is true.
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Anon Opin.@anon_opin·
Drivers on the Northern Line should turn down the volume of their trains. The amount of squealing they make is not just ridiculous, it triggers "loud environment" alerts.
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Stuart Stanley
Stuart Stanley@MrStuartStanley·
@anon_opin The Anthem by Good Charlotte taught us that back in 2002…
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Anon Opin.@anon_opin·
More than three shakes is a wank.
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Stuart Stanley@MrStuartStanley·
@VincentStops That’s Chiswick. But yes, let’s film him to prove our point. Because with no video footage, it didn’t happen, right?
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Vincent Stops
Vincent Stops@VincentStops·
This blind man has travelled by bus independently all his life. But he can no longer use this stop as he is must alight onto an island with no idea where he is and has a two-way cycle track to cross! The government has done this so cyclists ‘feel’ safe. Alt below.
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Stuart Stanley@MrStuartStanley·
@neilseanshowbiz @MayorofLondon @LDN_pressoffice @TfL I travel most days for work, and I see it at least two times a week. I’ve actually clocked someone about to walk through behind me when I was travelling for leisure with a buggy, and stopped just as I’d walked through because like fuck am I letting them through on my ticket.
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Stuart Stanley
Stuart Stanley@MrStuartStanley·
Hello @LidlGB, we’ve just enjoyed some of these. They were a solid 10/10. However, there’s a a typo on the box (“chicken tigh”)… I suggest you do a product recall and send them all my way… You know… For err, disposal. Do we have ourselves a deal?
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Stuart Stanley@MrStuartStanley·
@LidlGB Hi Steff, its 4335619325890 from Beddington Gardens, Wallington.
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@LidlGB@LidlGB·
@MrStuartStanley Ooops! Can you please let us know the barcode number from the box and the store you purchased from, thanks. -Steff
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Stuart Stanley@MrStuartStanley·
@GriffinTheory @GriftReport Not true. Emergency stop button… “Oh no, little Timmy’s got his shoelaces caught in the steps!” Imagine wishing five minutes to find the person with the key 😂😂😂
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G R I F T Y@GriftReport·
It's become a new "trend" to turn off elevators and stand there blocking them to piss people off. What would you do?
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Stuart Stanley
Stuart Stanley@MrStuartStanley·
@EssexgoonerMr That a card residents of the flats above the shops have to to avoid having to go to the public bins. Think of a key fob to get into a block of flats.
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Essex Patriot@Essex_Patriot·
What is this!? Another UK Council taking the p*ss!
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Anon Opin.@anon_opin·
English wine is not just acceptable it's amazing. The first glass is good, the second glass is better, and by the end of the bottle it's the best wine you've ever drunk.
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Stuart Stanley@MrStuartStanley·
Theoretically, if this @Matalan clothing rail falls on me, would I be eligible for compensation? Asking out of curiosity, of course.
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Stuart Stanley@MrStuartStanley·
@funboythree @anon_opin Agreed. Biggest mistake of my life was trying a toilet brush. I thought it was the same sort of principle as a toothbrush, but it’s just scratchy.
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Tony@funboythree·
@MrStuartStanley @anon_opin People never mention the pain when they talk about toilet brushes. I’ll stick with paper thanks.
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Anon Opin.@anon_opin·
Toilet brushes are disgusting, just sitting there in their little pool of manky water. Just grab some toilet paper, wipe anything you need to away and then wash your hands properly instead.
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Stuart Stanley@MrStuartStanley·
As a maintenance manager, I’m horrified at the state of Angel station. Two escalators broken leaving just one operating so the entire station is exit only. Parts can take weeks to arrive, and the escalators are the longest on the tube network, but blimey, have a bit of planning!
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DogeDesigner@cb_doge·
The cinematic quality Grok Imagine is pushing right now is wild.
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