MR GUYA

@bakhita_esther And which woman was locked out to join. ?

Where is Gender Equality here ? 🚩

@itskipronoh Mganga hajigangui . End of quote

Nelson Amenya’s boss, Prophet David Owuor is in Italy for a medical procedure on his knee. He’s expected to return to the country for the Nakuru Mega Crusade to continue healing the sick, where the blind will see and those on crutches and wheelchairs will drop them as they take a majestic walk.

If you have a womb, you are a woman. Otherwise, you are not.

@morarakebaso Hapa kwa wewe kulala tunaingilia wapi sasa. 🤣🤣

Can you imagine a situation where clients are no longer hiring a lawyer for the case because they can use the money to buy a judgement in court? Do you know how much of a disaster that is? Can you imagine a situation where lawyers are fundraising for bribes for the employment of a magistrate or judge to various stations to influence court orders? Have you wondered why a lawyer has preferred to be carpenter? Think about it. Are you aware that mheshimiwa the MP is selling letters for TSC and for national police and military recruitment at a cost of 300k to 500k per letter? Do you know how many families are selling land to raise the bribe? Are you aware that some members of the opposition are contractors of various projects in this current government that they condemn? Do you know why I find it hard to sleep at night?

@morarakebaso Eeeeih bana you are confused weeeuh. 🤣🤣🤣

We The young generation will fix this country. I am not giving up. Let me recharge

@Dr_AustinOmondi @KenyanPenguin @JalangoMwenyewe we shall not forget, betrayed @RailaOdinga

@KenyanPenguin Jalang’o think he was elected because he is smart. He should know he won because he is famous not because of his bran or lack of them thereof.

Seeing Jalang’o criticize Edwin Sifuna is laughable. Senator Sifuna is everything Felix would dream to be and then some. He has carried out his duties as a senator well, contributes meaningfully to debates in senate and very thorough in the public accounts committee. When fools criticize a great man, the silence allows them to think they are smart.

@mide_io Bana my friend has to see fine girls @JamesAnyanzwa @jamesanyanzwa1

be honest? 🤔😂

@zionpearl @MigunaMiguna He should give us a guide.

@Mr_Guya @MigunaMiguna Amesema ni yake personally

When I die, I wouldn’t want looters, murderers, hypocrites, opportunists and African cultural saboteurs to mourn me. Don’t lie. Don’t show off. I would prefer to be mourned in a simple, dignified and humane manner. All mourners must be accorded DIGNITY regardless of their class, material wealth, ethnicity, gender and public profile. Don’t use my funeral as a business or political bazaar for money laundering and primitive deals. Adhere strictly to my customs and traditions on mourning and funeral rights. These are my wishes; not yours.

@oelma__ Sugar mummy

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@MarthaKarua @SuluhuSamia Just like kbki in 2007

Wonders will never cease @SuluhuSamia has trounced her own shadow !

@TeyaKevin Tafuteni pesa.

Gor Mahia FC continue to use Nyayo National Stadium for training sessions, league matches, and even friendlies, yet other clubs are being turned away as Sports Kenya maintains the venue is “unavailable.”

@_falsi1ke @SignifyUni since 2020. Am still looking forward

Tag the company you want to work for, let's see if the are nice enough to reply.

@younextgirl2 And yours detached yesterday

Do you know the soul detachs from the body 45 days before one dying

@fokango ODM sec Gen in waiting.

RESIGNATION !

KCB BANK & EQUITY GROUP SHOULD MERGE: KCB Group just announced 1st Half Results today recording a Ksh 32.3Bn PAT. Equity Group released the same earlier in the week recording a Net Profit of Ksh 33Bn. Growth is being fueled by regional Subsidiaries like DRC etc. Interestingly, KCB's shareholders Funds are now over Ksh 300Bn while the market Capitalisation is at Ksh 158.5Bn by the close of the market today. The bank is therefore trading at around 0.52 Price to Book value. Equity Bank's Shareholders Funds are at Ksh 274Bn and Market Capitalisation of 205Bn. The share is therefore trading at 0.75 to Book value. Several things. 1. The current trend of the Stock market is dividend driven. Shareholders are not necessarily interested in growth strategy but by the bottom line that end in the pocket. 2. Both banks are trading at around discount. Below 1 to Book value. 3. Both companies are now singularly almost as Profitable as Safaricom PLC. They are peers on profitability. However with a market cap of Ksh 1Trillion, Safaricom is valued 5 times more than either. 4. KCB has an asset Base of Ksh 2Trillion. Equity Bank has Assets of Ksh 1.8 Trillion. What should happen - Own Opinion. With growth being fueled by the regional Subsidiaries, probably either of the bank should attempt a takeover on the other or they both agree to merge. Below are the reasons; 1. A KCB - Equity Group would optimise of cost especially in regards to branch network, IT etc. 2. The combined group would increase margins especially in regional markets like DRC where they are number 1 and 2. Why compete when they can take low lying fruits? 3. The group would form the largest Bank in Africa outside of South Africa. 4. The group would literally run the Financial sector in Africa. 5. With a combined asset Base of Ksh 3.8 Trillion and a combined capital base of over Ksh 580 Billion, it would be a consequential group to lend to huge development projects including lending to sovereigns. 6. With a Net Profitability of over Ksh 120Bn a year, the group would have enough muscle to even take on South African banks like Standard Bank further entrenching dominance. One year profit would be enough to take over Access Bank or UBA Group. 7. The group would place Kenya as a very serious economy, especially in the financial sector. And then to other sectors. Bottom line - Dr. James Mwangi or Mr. Paul Russo must do something to make this happen. It would be superb for our country on the African map. We can deal with competition issues later. For now, give Kenyans a KCB - Equity Group. Congratulations to both great Kenyans. They are already doing great for the Kenyan Economy. We are African and Africa is our Business..

@AtwoliEBs @edwinsifuna @RailaOdinga @TheODMparty @Jeshi_LaSifuna @edwinsifuna kumbusha yeye zero nne

Someone tell @edwinsifuna, it is @RailaOdinga who gave him the password that he is using to insult us. He is what he is today as @TheODMparty secretary general because of the password. Come 2027, we shall deny him that password. Shenzi sana @Jeshi_LaSifuna Hanifa Talanta stadium

2027 votes from North Eastern will shock you. Premium tears. @GeorgeNatembeya had a point.

@Cleophasmalala Agenda imewapotea Tena. Let's stay focused

Dcp Party's Statement calling out Raila Odinga for pretending to care about Kenyan Youth oppressed by the same regime he eloped to.

@MOH_Kenya Just a question that needs an urgent feedback. 1) Is it a must ? 2) Is the parent not supposed to be notified about this program. ?

Yes, we are vaccinated! 💉 Pupils at Kibiko Primary School show their marked fingers after receiving the Typhoid Conjugate Vaccine. The Integrated Measles-Rubella & Typhoid Conjugate Vaccine Campaign is ongoing from July 5th to 14th across 47 counties. #VaccinateToProtect