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Motorbikes, Beer and Football. Forest season ticket in Upper Clough. Enjoying life in retirement with my amazing wife and family. All views are my own.

Somewhere in someone's head Katılım Şubat 2014
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Steve Luck
Steve Luck@MrluckLuck·
@Lostock_Henge @fesshole It's not a difficult job for some, but my long time neighbour now asks me to change hers. I once watched her fiddling around for half an hour a good few years ago and offered to help. 2 minutes later, all done.
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@fesshole Given that it takes most normal folk half an hour of fiddling & swearing to change a single wiper blade, swapping 4 around from 2 different cars must surely take all day. This Fess sounds like bollocks to me.
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
When my car wipers are at end of life, i just find another car of the same model/year and swap the wiper blades around. Haven't bought a single set of wiper blades yet.
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Steve Luck
Steve Luck@MrluckLuck·
@TonyMeadows @DaveAtherton20 @grok Currently in Tunisia and have seen no public prayers and life seems normal during Ramadan, albeit some cafes not open. I have eaten and had a beer in view of passers by with no problems. In fact, invited in by the cafe owner. Only seems to be an issue in non Muslim countries.
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Tony Meadows 🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
@DaveAtherton20 I don’t doubt Grok (I use Grok extensively) but I have lived and worked in several Muslim countries often for extended periods. I have never, not once, seen Muslims pray in the street, they only pray in Mosques and in hotel rooms when they are travelling. In hotel rooms there is a Qibla, usually an arrow, often found on the ceiling, pointing towards the Kaaba in Mecca. The only places Muslims pray in the street seems to be in the West, I assume to assert their dominance …
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David Atherton
David Atherton@DaveAtherton20·
I asked @grok "In Muslim countries is it discouraged to pray in public?" It is encouraged but in designated areas. "Overall, individual public prayer (eg at work, in a park, or airport) is widely accepted & not discouraged across Muslim societies, but disruptive or ostentatious blocking of public spaces usually is. "Practices vary by country, local laws, & cultural norms." What happened in Trafalgar Square, in a Muslim country, could even be illegal.
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Steve Luck@MrluckLuck·
@TheRealMrLuck @JeromeLucey This explains it all in laymen's terms. Well written 👏🏼👏🏼
Ajoje⚽⚖️@israel_ajoje

This one is a football accounting gem. I promise you will love it. In January 2023, Chelsea signed Mykhailo Mudryk from Shakhtar Donetsk for £88.5 million. The deal was jaw dropping on its own. But what really made the football world stop and stare was not the fee. It was the contract length. Eight and a half years. The longest contract in Premier League history at the time. Journalists questioned it. Rival clubs complained about it. And most fans had absolutely no idea what Chelsea were actually doing. But let me tell you. They were not being reckless. They were doing math. Very clever, very deliberate, very legal math. And the tool they were using is called amortisation. This is part of what football insiders consider during transfers. Are you with me? Good. Here is the simplest way to understand amortization. When a club signs a player, they spread the accounting of the cost of the transfer fee over the period of the contract signed by the player. So for example, when Harry Maguire signed for Manchester United in 2019 for £80 million on a six year deal, that did not show up as an £80 million expense in year one. It worked out as an annual amortisation cost of £13.3 million per year. That is the entire concept. Think of it the same way you think of a mortgage. You do not pay the full value of a house on the day you move in. You spread it. Football clubs do the exact same thing with players, and it is not a trick or a cheat. It is standard accounting practice used across every industry in the world. Check it. It's International Standard 38- used for accounting for intangible assets. The reason it matters so much in football is because of Financial Fair Play and Profitability and Sustainability Rules, which regulate how much clubs can lose in any given period. Amortisation costs are added to the profit and loss account each year, so the lower your annual amortisation figure, the healthier your books look. And here is where contract length becomes a weapon. Now let us do the math together. By using amortisation to complete Mudryk's transfer, Chelsea were able to record his £80 million fee as just £9.41 million per year for UEFA's FFP calculation. Had they signed Mudryk to a four year deal instead, his fee would have been recorded as £20 million per year. Same player. Same fee. More than double the annual accounting cost just by changing the contract length. That is the power of what Chelsea figured out. They did the same with Enzo Fernandez, signed for a then-British record of £106.8 million on an eight and a half year deal, which translated to an annual amortisation expense of approximately £13.4 million. And Moises Caicedo for £115 million on eight and a half years. And Wesley Fofana for £70 million on seven years. Repeat this across an entire squad and a billion pounds of spending starts to look manageable on paper. Did you get that? Now let's look at another part of amortization- the book value piece, because this changes how you think about every transfer you have ever watched. Book value is the difference between the transfer fee spent on a player minus what has already been amortised. For example, after two years, a £50 million player signed on a five year deal has a book value of £30 million. Any sale above £30 million is recorded as a profit. Anything below is a loss. This is why clubs can sell a player for what looks like a loss and still report a gain in their accounts. Take this example: a player is signed for £40 million on a five year contract. He is not a success and is sold two years later for £26 million. At the point of sale, his book value is £24 million, meaning the club actually books a £2 million profit on the deal. Fans see terrible business. The accountants see a gain. Same transaction, completely different reality. Manchester City lived this with Robinho. He was bought for £32.5 million on a four year deal in 2008, with annual amortisation of £8.1 million. He was sold after two years, leaving a book value of £16.3 million. City sold him for £18 million and claimed a £1.7 million profit on the sale. Supporters spent years calling it a disaster. The finance department called it a profit. There is one more trick worth knowing: contract extensions. If a player signs a new contract during their existing deal, the remaining unamortised value is spread over the length of the new contract. So if you bought a player for £60 million on a five year deal and after two years you extend his contract by three more years, the remaining £36 million book value is now spread across five new years instead of three. That reduces the annual amortisation cost and can reduce FFP losses by millions per year. Extending a contract is not always about keeping a player happy. Sometimes it is purely a financial decision dressed up as a vote of confidence. Back to Chelsea. Other clubs eventually complained loudly enough that UEFA had to act. UEFA amended its Financial Sustainability Regulations in July 2023, introducing a rule that limits the amortisation of player registrations to a maximum of five years, regardless of how long the contract actually runs. The Premier League followed in December 2023, when shareholders voted to apply the same five year maximum to all new or extended player contracts going forward. The loophole was closed. But crucially, the rule could not be applied retrospectively, meaning every player Chelsea signed on those long contracts before December 2023 continues to be amortised over the full contract length. Chelsea were already finished with their biggest spending windows by the time the door was shut. The timing was not a coincidence. As I conclude, always remember this- the contract is never just a contract. It is an accounting instrument. And the clubs that understand that are always three moves ahead of the ones that do not. I hope you enjoyed this. Tomorrow, by 7AM WAT, We get into the wage bill, and why a £50 million transfer can quietly become a £150 million commitment before you have blinked. Thanks for reading. My name is Ajoje. I am a FIFA Licensed Agent and International Sports Lawyer. I write on the Law and Business of Football, a lot. Repost and Follow if you want to read more posts like this.

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Steve Luck
Steve Luck@MrluckLuck·
@bagshaw2112 I had beef casserole last night with both liver and kidneys on the side at the hotel I'm currently on holiday in. My goodness it was incredible. Forgotten how much I love it.
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steve@bagshaw2112·
Today’s #retro #memory ! Who remembers when a Kidney was attached to a pork chop . I wonder why they don’t provide them like this now 🤷🏻🤷🏻 #porkchopgate #butchery
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Steve Luck@MrluckLuck·
@SandyofSuffolk Our council has given us glass bins the size of a standard wheely bin. Collection every 6 weeks. It would hold 100 wine bottles, that's 2 bottles a day. I like a drink, but ......
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Sandy Tregent
Sandy Tregent@SandyofSuffolk·
From what I've seen on here, people are using their food waste bins that the government and councils are forcing us to have in the most ingenious ways. These food waste bins are now great for storing bird seed, fish food, dog food, fishing bait, small gardening tools. Government and Councils wasting our council tax just so we can have new forms of storage. 🙄
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Steve Luck@MrluckLuck·
@sophiegrenham In Tunisia at the moment. Coffee and croissant or pain au chocolat, 5 dinars max (£1.25 ISH) Maybe another dinar for a more fancy one. So easily a third of the price and you get a delicious coffee thrown in.
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Sophie Grenham
Sophie Grenham@sophiegrenham·
I just paid €4.80, like a proper fool, for an almond croissant from The Art of Coffee, a perfectly pleasant but fairly run of the mill café chain where their pain au chocolat is, more often than not, stale. Now, this croissant is large and stuffed with filling, but nearly a fiver for a pastry is simply too much. Yet this is how we're going. I could have said no thanks and walked out when the server told me the price, but you know when someone insults you and you freeze, and it takes you a minute to react? That, except with pastry.
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Patriotic 🇬🇧 Nation@HoodedClaw1974·
🚨Breaking News Keir Starmer on a trip to Belfast has just re-iterated his claim that he used to sit around the kitchen table with his parents worrying about how to pay household bills coz they couldnt afford them. His Dad owned a toolmaking business and his mum was a nurse.🙄
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Steve Luck@MrluckLuck·
@Thermobolic This is the normal hello/goodbye between myself and my son, no matter where we are. In private and in public. He's in his 40s now and long may it continue
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Thermobolic@Thermobolic·
When I was 18 I was picking my friend up from his parents house to head out for the night. I witnessed him saying bye to his dad. His dad gave him a side hug, kissed him on the forehead, told him he loved him and to be safe. That moment has stuck with me all these years later. His dad was a cop and a masculine man. My friend was very masculine. Yet, they shared a loving goodbye. This was something I had never experienced or even witnessed myself. At the time, i thought it was weird and maybe felt a little jealous, but that one moment changed my entire perspective on what a father-son relationship could, and probably should, look like. A masculine man can still be loving, gentle and kind. In a way, I think being able to show affection without embarrassment makes a man even more masculine.
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Steve Luck@MrluckLuck·
@DaveAtherton20 @LFCHelp I am on holiday in a Moslem country. There are plenty of restaurants open,with few shut during the day. They are serving food AND beer in view of everyone and are not asking me to hide away. It's always the same brigade saying be careful and respectful without understanding it 🤬
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David Atherton@DaveAtherton20·
Liverpool FC @LFCHelp🔴write on X: "Please respect Ramadan & remember although not forbidden, eating or drinking in public spaces during daylight hours is discouraged. Bars & restaurants will remain open." Just f- off. If it is too much they should f- off to a Muslim country.
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Steve Luck@MrluckLuck·
@Neecoleeno Amazing description 😅 I'm never afraid to try local food whilst away. Octopus isn't a usual food here in the UK, but I've had it in Greece and did enjoy it. I understand why people are put off by the sight of the tentacles though. 20,000 leagues under the sea vibes 🫣😅😅
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@prwright55 @FBAwayDays That's because you are english and you would rather enjoy cod fried one month ago in motor oil and topped with a greasy sauce of dubious origin that tastes like an old maid who does not own a bidet.
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Football Away Days@FBAwayDays·
Quite possibly the strangest bit of food I’ve ever seen at a footy game. 😲 At SSC Bari in the Italian 2nd division, you can get an octopus sandwich. 🐙 At €8.00 (£6.60), would you try it? 🤔
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Steve Luck@MrluckLuck·
@EPLBible As everyone says, it's still down to microscopic measurements. Only this time it's the other side of player
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EPL Bible@EPLBible·
Arsene's Wenger new offside rule has been APPROVED and will be used in the Canadian Premier League! A player will ONLY be offside if he has FULLY passed the last defender. If succesful, the offside rule could change across the entire world from the 2027/28 season on.
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Free thinker@_RighttoSpeak_·
@SandyofSuffolk By 18 I'd have thought he was old enough to be more mindful of his actions. This sounds more like the behaviour of a 15 year old not an actual adult.
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Sandy Tregent@SandyofSuffolk·
18 year old grandson got an earful last week for not telling his mum he wouldn't be home for dinner. Off he went in a strop, saying he'd buy his own food and cook it in future. 🙄 After 4 days of eating nothing but Pot Noodles and cakes, he's run out of money and back eating with the family. Literally eating humble pie. 🤣
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Darren Hadden@antique_hadden·
@SandyofSuffolk In the 80’s I was 18 looking to buy a brand new MG Metro my mum was the guarantor. I wanted the turbo model and mum said it was stupid and she would only guarantor the basic one. I said “if I can’t have the turbo I won’t drive” She made me walk for a month then i went basic.
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©@Utdcen·
Guess this Mystery player 👇
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Steve Luck@MrluckLuck·
@NMBLAKE I'm 70 been a fan over 60 years and a season ticket holder several times amounting to around 25 years. Shift work didn't help as involved weekends. I have seen all the highs and lows, but this season has been a shit show by comparison. Despite OAP discount, I'm close to stopping
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Neil Blake@NMBLAKE·
Nearly 52, Forest fan all my life and a ST holder for 37 consecutive seasons. Rumour has it ST prices might raise significantly. At what point is it ‘too expensive?’ What price would make you consider not renewing? I intend on renewing forever but do feel fans are being exploited
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Steve Luck@MrluckLuck·
@andrea_younker Whenever a position is filled by someone that is perceived by others as "a box ticker", even if they are the most qualified one for that position, others will never know that for sure. DEI is not the best idea, it should ALWAYS be best person for the job.
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Andrea Younker 👑 🍅
Andrea Younker 👑 🍅@andrea_younker·
@BrianAtlas Whatever happened to “whoever is most qualified?” We don’t care about what you do in the bedroom, how you dress and who you identify as. Just TEACH the class!!!
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Brian Atlas@BrianAtlas·
The University of Toronto is hiring a biology professor. Selection will be limited to candidates who identify as women, trans, nonbinary, Two-Spirit, and gender fluid, racialized persons/visible minorities, Indigenous Peoples, persons with disabilities. The salary range is $138,000 to $153,000.
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Steve Luck@MrluckLuck·
@scoobiedoo79 Reminds me of an old joke. A bride didn't want to mess up her wedding day and practiced it in her head. "I walk down the aisle, I stop at the altar and we sing a hymn" As she's being walked in by her father, everyone heard her whispering "Aisle Altar Hymn, Aisle Altar Hymn"
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Scoobiedoo@scoobiedoo79·
@fesshole You're a cunt, plain and simple. Men can't win these days. if he's wild, he's chucked for not paying enough attention etc. if he's changes, he's boring and gets chucked for someone wilder. As the saying goes, if it's got tits or tyres, it'll cause problems and cost you money
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
My husband was a bit of a wild boy when we married. Since then he has done everything I have asked to change. Drinks less, less angry, more caring. He has become the ideal husband. But, god am I bored with him. I've started shagging a student who moved in down the road.
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