Dee🌴🌲

@GreatLakesWife_ Girl, when you get the opportunity, take it

Should I… should I go to bed at 7:15?

@FraserBerryFarm Several of my friends would genuinely cry real tears for days if not weeks

Would b crazy if real. Whole world would end. Like atomic bomb gone off.

twitter is the best platform for people who regularly just talk to themselves

@8_hatimitsu My 2 year old daughter saw these pictures and she won't stop talking about it. "I LOVE the round cake!!!"

レモンシフォンケーキ🍋 爽やかなレモンがふわっと香るシフォンケーキ

@farmingandJesus Collared dresses are always adorabllle

@MrsDeeWil I love the one on the left!

Why do I love them? 🫣🤣😭

Maya’s cranioplasty was a success! ❤️ The surgery took a little longer than expected, but the team took their time to ensure everything was done carefully, and we were completely okay with that. There were no visible signs of the infection she battled six weeks ago, though we know we’re not entirely out of the woods yet there are always risks with a synthetic implant. She has developed hydrocephalus again, which explains the head swelling she experienced while in rehab. However, there are many documented cases where cranioplasty helps restore normal brain pressures, allowing the hydrocephalus to resolve on its own. To support this, Maya has an EVD (external ventricular drain) in place to manage any pressure changes and protect the incision site while it heals. We’re looking at about 5 days for initial healing, followed by another 5 days of gradually challenging the EVD. Our hope is that over the next 10 days and beyond, her hydrocephalus will subside naturally so she can avoid another surgery for a shunt. Right after surgery, we were amazed to see Maya open her eye and lift her head to look around showing incredible strength so soon after such a major procedure. Throughout the day, she continued to regain her pre-surgery spark moving her hand and leg, squeezing our fingers, and looking around with curiosity. Our sweet, innocent little girl has been through so much. It breaks my heart to watch her endure all of this, but at the same time, I’ve never been more proud of what a fighter she is. Daddy loves you so much, Maya Bear. Keep fighting, baby girl. ❤️

@momslop This is the mooove My husband did this and it's life changing

I finally found incandescent lightbulbs at a good price online and they come in tomorrow and I'm replacing the whole house with them!!

@MrsGoresDiary I couldn't believe how few names I recognized. So much has changed in the past 10 or so years

Seeing the Met Gala coverage last night, I’m embarrassed that I was ever in awe of celebrities.

Sitting here watching my husband teach our oldest to play a classic Pokémon game and it's just making me want to give him 1000 children

@mi_yu_ami Lovely 🩷

良い一日を🌹🕊｡.｡:+* #透明水彩　#watercolor

@Strangeland_Elf I personally find men being into pro sports without playing the sports themselves super unattractive 😂 BUT I know that's just my preference, and I don't assume all women have the same brain as me. If we all liked the exact same kind of men, we'd have some big problems.

Can’t stand people who try to speak for all women on stuff like this. Just speak for yourself. This “women who say differently are just pretending” attitude is obnoxious

Please shut up.

Started actually responding to the auto-response "Hi! Why did you follow my page?" messages on Instagram, and I've just been having lovely chats with ladies trying to run their lil insta businesses. It's so awkward to relearn how to be sincere and open, but I'm loving it

Drives me crazy when a headline says something like "just over a dozen" and it's like 13. Just say the actual number? "Just under 50" and it's 48. ????

@momslop When I went to college I saw this so much, some girls in my class had such a basic understanding of English, I was floored

"high school students"

This genuinely makes me so sad

A nurse with a spotless track record gets fined and suspended for pointing out there are two genders, and for praising world renowned author & women's rights advocate @jk_rowling. This is authoritarian censorship. We must restore free speech and free thinking in a free country.

can one of these cutesie little ollipoppi probiotic soda brands just do one with a little cane sugar instead of stevia

@FraserBerryFarm I know a Daniel Dan

Why do parents do this kinda stuff to their kids.. my husband knows a Dave Davey.. what’s the point.

@brittilina Yikes, these replies 💀 people do not take well to women making different mothering choices than they did 😂 I can't babywear either because my children are always 99+ percentile and it destroys my back. We all have to make do 🤷🏼‍♀️ Your baby looks adorably cozy tho

Hi. Brittany here. Girl who’s been REAMED for letting her baby cry while she keeps up with chores. Baby was a lil clingy today, so I tried the whole “babywear-while-doing-chores” idea. Guys. I can’t reach the faucet without severely squishing my baby. The further I reach, the further up her back the counter presses in. Great idea, guys.