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The next predictable step is Trump coining a nickname for Elon... What's it going to be?

Exactly

Not now, dammit!

This is the first day Elon finally made Twitter great again

rooting for the ketamine in elon’s bloodstream like it’s a car in the Indy 500

I’m heartbroken 💔

sabrina carpenter’s song “manchild” dropping tonight when all of this shit is going down. the promo is crazy

We’ve got the 👏 receipts 👏 proof 👏 timelines 👏 screenshots 👏 on this messy breakup. The internet lives forever!

Siri, play “Bad Blood”

People downloading RedNote, an actual CCP owned and controlled app in response to the impending Tiktok ban is the most hilarious act of malicious compliance I can think of.

if the government bans rednote i’m just going to start printing out my browser history every night before i go to bed and dropping it off at the Chinese consulate the next morning on my way to work.

@TwoPucketts I am so so sorry for your loss my friend

I'm afraid I have some bad news. Nanna, the 18 year old blind and deaf dog I adopted 3 years ago, passed away in my arms this morning. Nanna had a stroke this week that there was no coming back from. She died surrounded by the people and dogs who loved her most.

Videos from The Lincoln Project are back! This one about POTUS-elect Musk is epic! 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

A summary of what happened today: Unelected oligarch @elonmusk told another oligarch @realDonaldTrump that he wants workers, vets, seniors, and farmers to suffer so he can use the money to give oligarchs more tax breaks next year. #governmentshutdown Merry Christmas, America 🙃

GOP to quietly move Matt Gaetz to a new parish.

@CalltoActivism I love this for her

BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump says Nikki Haley will NOT be welcome in his administration. I hope her betrayal of her own voters was worth it: “I will not be inviting former Ambassador Nikki Haley, or former Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, to join the Trump Administration, which is currently in formation.” “I very much enjoyed and appreciated working with them previously, and would like to thank them for their service to our Country. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” Anyone else agree that she deserves it? 💙

@HeyStaceHere @jahsounds @HeyStaceHere I agree with you because damn I really tried

@jahsounds Friends, I’m so sorry. Many of us tried, but the ingrained fear and misogyny was too deep. We couldn’t pull the rest of whyte women out no matter how much we tried. You can’t save women who don’t want to be saved.

Philly being Philly. "F around and find out"