Alaina Donofrio

@SQLBek @IrishSQL @SQLHA Those are the 2008 servers we just got rid of 😁

@Ms_Alaina @IrishSQL @SQLHA

For the 1,000,000th time: you have servers (VMs, physical) that run instances of SQL Server. SQL is not a product. It's a language. You DO NOT HAVE SQL SERVERS FFS

@SQLBek @IrishSQL @SQLHA Well, yes. I say it nicely the first few times, explain the situation. Then I try firmness. If that doesn't work, incineration works nicely 😁

@IrishSQL @Ms_Alaina @SQLHA Knowing Alaina, instead of "flowing off the tongue," this is what I happened to picture in my mind! :-)

@IrishSQL @SQLHA I just call it 'The server you shall not have admin rights to.. No, I'm serious. For the last time you do NOT "need" it, so piss off!' Flows off the tongue nicely I think. For shorthand it's just called 'No, don't ask'

@SQLHA Well, "servers upon which I have installed Microsoft sql server" is a bit much.

@Jaykul Want!!!

Do you think we could get away with t-shirts for the launch of #PowerShell 7 that just say "pwshing the sh out of IT"?

@BuckWoodyMSFT This is what happens when a dad gets a Twitter account... 😆

@Roxyfighter You always make me laugh, thanks for being you 😊

#Naruto #BeUnique 😆

@jasonhorner You watch this on TV or through the window or something? 😆😋 Just messing with ya...

Watching a new gym bromance blossom: it started with a knowing glamce... then reciprocated spots each one more carnal than the last .. now basking together in the steam room of gainz

Great article! I can usually overcome procrastination, but sometimes I fail. Procrastination is about managing emotions, not time bbc.com/worklife/artic… via @BBC_Worklife

@Roxyfighter So proud of you!! Doing what needed to get done while keeping it classy.

My message to the people who bet on me last night.

@BernieSanders How would that work? I'd like to see the plan, esp how it affects ppl like me who own 2 units and have them as a retirement vehicle to diversify my investments.

This is a crisis. We need national rent control.

@Roxyfighter it's TIIIME! I'm pulling for you! 😊

Wow. I knew it was bad, but not this bad. Warning, hard to read. If you have kids you MUST read it though: Story by Sloane Ryan of @barktechco @sloane_ryan/im-a-37-year-old-mom-i-spent-seven-days-online-as-an-11-year-old-girl-here-s-what-i-learned-9825e81c8e7d" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">medium.com/@sloane_ryan/i…

wooow, yeah this makes sense! Take note this is the way to re-frame the discussion

@DBArgenis I don't do PayPal anymore. Too difficult to get resolution when something goes wrong. Good luck, hope things work out!

@sedward5 Know your worth. Also, don't be unrealistic and take entire compensation as well as company culture and room for advancement (or exciting work) into consideration.

@sqlgrrl If mine looked that nice, and if I had three of them, I certainly would!

@jasonhorner No, diabetes will be your problem 😋

People say I have a drinking problem. . I got no problem drinking at all

@sqlstudent144 Yes!! No one ever accused me of being smart.

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Happy Numa Numa day! Uploaded 15 years ago today to Newgrounds. Yes, even 15 years later I was dancing in my chair watching this, I love his vibe 😀 youtu.be/KmtzQCSh6xk

Really. Next it's 'I'm rubber, you're glue...'. What the hell is wrong with this world?!? I don't like this timeline.