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@Dogetoshi @sershokunin Run back Trove

Can we get pokemon perps on Hyperliquid @sershokunin

@Jason Weren’t you in the Epstein files

$tao > $btc

So are peptides actually worth it or am I going to cook myself in the long run?

Should I finish this and put it on MegaETH mainnet?

@based16z There’s always a bull market somewhere

Stagflation is like, your cash is worth less, but also your investments go down. So everyone is just less prosperous. Which generally makes sense given the smartest minds are market making options or founding gambling apps

Biking 10-20 miles to go get beers needs to be a normal thing we all do

@hotpot_dao @pickpo2 Hire gmunchie

I’ve been interviewing a bunch lately ( we suffered chronically from having too few people) and the process also taught me the type of company I built: Resilient, growing at all costs, unable to take fud seriously, and when faced a choice, choose kindness

@katexbt @RaoulDukeDegen We got that going

@RaoulDukeDegen @munchPRMR this if using iphone make sure findmy is turned on

My gf currently stuck in a massive flood and about to get on the roof of her house because it’s almost that high now I’m like 5,000 miles away and losing my shit Does anyone have any tips I can send

@tokenterminal Imagine if we turned it into a real estate lending / banking platform Study @Tulpea_org

💳💹 Lending platforms have great tailwinds: Stablecoins (loan assets) and tokenized funds, commodities, and stocks (collateral assets) are the fastest growing asset classes onchain. DAOs to follow 👇

@Eli5defi Tulpea gonna change the game

➥ RWA 2026: What's Real vs What's Wrapped The RWA market reached $27.38B in on-chain distributed asset value as of March 2026, up 9.44% in 30 days. That looks like infrastructure maturity. It's not. Because only the token is on-chain. The credit decision still happens in a meeting room. Every category follows the same blueprint. DeFi settles. TradFi decides. That gap is the real story of RWA in 2026. — ➠ What "Tokenized" Means Today Most RWA protocols still work like this: - TradFi picks the assets and sets the terms - Smart contracts take deposits and settle - TradFi handles underwriting, enforcement, and defaults The token is mainly a distribution + settlement wrapper. The product is still run off-chain. Example: Ondo's OUSG - 0.15% management fee + 0.15% fund expense fee - Assets sit in BlackRock's BUIDL fund, with its own fees Result: layered fees across institutional wrappers, managed off-chain. That's fine for T-bills. The problem is pretending tokenized settlement changes the underlying credit. It doesn't. Archblock (TrueFi) shows why this matters TrueFi tried to do off-chain credit underwriting with on-chain settlement. In Feb 2026, Archblock filed Chapter 11: $100M+ liabilities vs. ~$10M assets. Disputes over redemptions cited custodian failures. Filings admitted the platform lagged while burning ~$1M/month. This exposes the biggest flow of current RWA landscape, when credit logic is off-chain, the biggest risks sit in the gap: - Defaults don't trigger automated outcomes - Custodians can freeze or lose reserves - Token holders end up behind everyone in bankruptcy If the credit is off-chain, the risk is off-chain, until it shows up in court. — ➠ What Real On-Chain Underwriting Should Look Like For credit to truly live on-chain, DeFi needs what it still lacks today: a real risk engine. Today, protocols don't manage risk, they avoid it. Overcollateralization, liquidations, and coarse governance decisions replace actual underwriting. Each asset, each deal, each cash-flow stream needs to be evaluated individually. Those who assess risk need skin in the game. And risk needs to be sliced, priced, and distributed across participants with different profiles, not just pushed onto a liquidation bot. Without that layer, DeFi can't move beyond crypto-native loops into real-world credit. — ➠ The Tulpea Approach @Tulpea_org rebuilds credit as a structured, peer-to-peer, on-chain system rather than a simple distribution layer. ▸ Structured real estate financing instead of just tokenized assets ▸ Equity and debt separated and made programmable ▸ Repayment flows executed by contracts, not chased by lawyers Instead of mark-to-market collateral, Tulpea structures credit around real-world fundamentals: cash flows, amortization, and repayment capacity. ▸ Lenders receive Asset-Backed Debt Tokens (ABDT) with defined maturity, yield, and risk profile ▸ Borrowers retain upside through Real Estate-Backed Tokens (REBT), while debt is serviced directly from asset income — ➠ Risk Management Through Design Risk is managed through design: ▸ Equity buffers absorb first losses ▸ Tranching separates risk appetite across lender profiles ▸ Repayment waterfalls enforce distribution priority ▸ Dedicated reserves handle income volatility The result: Undercollateralized borrowing for users, while lenders stay protected through structured credit mechanics and the underlying asset itself. Also worth to note that the team behind Tulpea includes executives from Société Générale, Mastercard, and McKinsey. — ➠ Wrap-Up The $27B RWA market has made two things clear: institutional demand for tokenized assets is real, and today's infrastructure is mostly just a faster settlement layer for decisions TradFi still controls. That works, until it doesn't. Archblock is the latest reminder of what "until it doesn't" looks like. The next real step in RWA isn't more tokenization. It's moving the underwriting on-chain, not just the wrapper around it. Tulpea is the first serious shot at that exact problem with plan to launch on @megaeth in the upcoming weeks. Whether execution lives up to the architecture is what the next 12 to 18 months will settle. But it's solving the right problem with the right infrastructure.

@big_duca Wen $AWKN

Sometimes I look at tokens of projects valued in the $100Ms. And Awakens 24h revenue is literally higher than their’s.

@CryptoJelleNL Next range below if it gives, me thinks

Previous bear markets all lasted around a year. $BTC topped just 23 weeks ago, and looks like this. I'm not in a rush to buy back in.

Prediction: MegaETH TVL > 1B by EOY

@MegaCorpHQ @megaeth Wen launch?

MegaCorp has posted a $1,000,000 acquisition offer for the Central Artifact, resting in the final tile. Over 12,000 applications have been completed. Over 21,000 @megaeth members have been cleared to take part in operations. All are eligible. Apply megacorp.global

@daKriptologist How

@munchPRMR pivot to plastics, Munch AI can't touch plastics (can't touch this) x.com/daKriptologist…

Think I've probably applied for 50+ job roles over the last 2 weeks and nothing but denials back yet > Master of Science in Finance from a pretty decent business college > Awful resume because I've just been doing crypto since I graduated How to fix?

Fuck it I’m just going to launch a bittensor subnet

Ya boi about to just start delivering for FedEx soon 🥀

@worthyapes It’s time

@munchPRMR Lie on your resume. Create fraudulent websites for the business(es) you worked at. Have a friend manage the fake phone number for said business(es) Fake it until you make it 🤌

@chrisbima If it’s crypto related basically anything besides engineering

@munchPRMR btw what kind of role are you looking for? maybe we can talk

@rmkcodes Ayeee nice shill

@munchPRMR Try Resumecraft for at least a better resume