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has RFK tried just coughing really hard

I LOVE MY COUNTRY PHILADELPHIA

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Pokemon cards: to the moon 🌕🚀

Imagine trusting science to bring astronauts to the moon and back but not trusting science to develop safe vaccines.

@Yankees @MannyPacquiao UY! PEEELEEEPEEENS! 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭

Thanks to boxing legend Manny Pacquiao for throwing out tonight’s ceremonial first pitch 🥊🇵🇭🙌

On Easter morning, this is what President Trump posted. Everyone in his administration that claims to be a Christian needs to fall on their knees and beg forgiveness from God and stop worshipping the President and intervene in Trump’s madness. I know all of you and him and he has gone insane, and all of you are complicit. I’m not defending Iran but let’s be honest about all of this. The Strait is closed because the US and Israel started the unprovoked war against Iran based on the same nuclear lies they’ve been telling for decades, that any moment Iran would develop a nuclear weapon. You know who has nuclear weapons? Israel. They are more than capable of defending themselves without the US having to fight their wars, kill innocent people and children, and pay for it. Trump threatening to bomb power plants and bridges hurts the Iranian people, the very people Trump claimed he was freeing. On Easter, of all days, we as Christians should be reminded that the son of God died and rose from the grave so that we can be forgiven once and for all of our sins. Jesus commanded us to love one another and forgive one another. Even our enemies. Our President is not a Christian and his words and actions should not be supported by Christians. Christians in the administration should be pursuing peace. Urging the President to make peace. Not escalating war that is hurting people. This NOT what we promised the American people when they overwhelmingly voted in 2024, I know, I was there more than most. This is not making America great again, this is evil.

For years, California leaders accused oil companies of price gouging at the pump, but a state investigation found no evidence of that. Instead, a CBS News California investigation found what's really driving the highest gas prices in the U.S. cbsloc.al/3PPOHwW

*Changes accent to FOBby Pinoy* putang sheet, Salamat sa Diyos.

NOT FLAT…

@Polymarket Well, shit.

BREAKING: The only toilet on Artemis II is currently malfunctioning.

@SecDuffy @FAANews I’m glad this is getting done with more urgency than getting the TSA funded properly and keeping the skies safe from collisions and incidents.

The FAA is working on changing PBI’s airport code RIGHT NOW… the name change to Donald J. Trump International Airport already official!   Stay tuned 👀 @FAANews

Millennials are the elite generation because they cranked out 12-page essays the night before they were due. No ChatGPT. No Claude. Just lo-fi beats playing in the background, Black coffee at midnight, footnotes that were somehow correct, and pure delusion. Grade was an A minus. Period.

Fuck

Climbing the corporate ladder so l can send emails with no greetings, just "Approved, Thx" Get Outlook for iOS

A cancelled meeting gives me more dopamine than a night out now.

Y’all keep rapping when we need salt truck drivers.

you got your life together if you going on vacation in january

twitter is cigarette for the eyes