Darth Banana

@DockMonroe @CptAncapistan Not even born yet. This was a positive pregnancy test. The audience had never even seen her before.

@CptAncapistan the worst part is it carried no weight, this was a literal baby in the original series. it wasn't anyone the audience was already endeared to. my theory is that dewey was originally supposed to be the nonbinary character

This speech is the reason this reboot exists. The writers thought about putting this on screen and THEN they found a vehicle for it. Using existing properties is a short cut to get to lecture you. Having to come up with a new one is work they’re not interested in.

@SlimSha86870494 @KHOU They probably thought they were calling the governor’s bluff. Turns out he wasn’t bluffing.

@KHOU I seem to recall all of about 75 illegals were handed over to ICE…City council giving up $110M for 75 illegals.

Houston police, fire and emergency services could be impacted as the city risks losing $110M in state funding tied to a new immigration ordinance. khou.com/article/news/l…

@BatVibes @KarpLrd You’d have to burn through all the teleport PP to get to Struggle and stock up on potions.

@KarpLrd Well, idk lol. Training abra will be hard

The “Max Pain” Starter Pokemon Set You might have to get creative on how you level but who would be your first Pokemon? ... and how are you going to get some experience?

@Cuzko5 @pokemon_twts If I remember right there were ship wrecked and stranded at sea so it was either push the corpses over or let them rot next to you.

@pokemon_twts Ash and crew was 100% fine with shoving 3 corpses overboard and never mentioning it to anybody. Original Ash was a fucking psychopath menace ong.

Pikachu was a savage back then

@PatSticksUS @Movies_analyst I’m gonna disagree. Thanos gave up his daughter to use the stones. Stark used the stones to make sure his daughter could live. If anything Stark would downplay the cost because his sacrifice meant Morgan got to live and grow up.

@Movies_analyst It was deleted cause it was too long. This s cene should have mimicked the same scene Thanos was in. Stark should have seen Morgan and knew exactly who it was. Morgan: You did it. Stark: I did. Morgan: What did it cost you? Stark: Everything. End

In Avengers: Endgame, there’s a deleted scene where Tony Stark wakes in the afterlife and meets an older Morgan, played by Katherine Langford She forgives him. Tony realizes he saved the universe and made peace with leaving her behind Marvel cut it.

@furious_cs @KILLTOPARTY A good father would tell him to sit his ass inside while his siblings that can behave have fun. Half way out let him join. If he’s an asshole then he’s completely done.

The smart father would take this son aside and say "Look, you have what it takes to be a winner. I am proud of you. However, I am going to reward you with money on the side, if you can let your siblings have fun at the Easter Egg hunt. The money will be yours in an amount based on your performance and also if you can keep your fucking mouth shut about my deal."

Some kids are just assholes

@monseigneureb @TheJoeySwoll You missed the part where they still want women included. They always want to have women with them. I wonder why.

@TheJoeySwoll If LGBTQ/ non-binary/ trans people want gyms for themselves, then they should open it themselves, for normal people to avoid it. Gyms are private businesses & owners do not owe any minorities, let alone sexual, any special treatment or space. You don't like your gym - leave!

NO, we don’t need segregated gyms! The gym is one community where everyone is welcome! 👊🏼

@99_MauroIcardi9 @TheDailyHPotter I would have picked Hugh Laurie. He already voices Dumbledore in the audio books

@TheDailyHPotter I fear John Lithgow's fate will be similar to Richard Harris's. Someone in their 60s or 70s should have been chosen for this role. Ten years is a long time for John's age.

John Lithgow, our new Albus Dumbledore 🧙‍♂️

@krukforprez @QuayLJones3 That’s exactly what you’re saying. Crosby is 4 years older, already has a massive contract, and is coming off knee surgery. He was worth 2 FRPs. So if you think rookie contract WAJ is only 1 FRP+ you’re insane.

@QuayLJones3 Lotta asinine comments proving my point. He’s expensive. Not trying to debate exact rankings. If you feel the need to say I’m underrating Anderson, go touch grass. That’s not what’s happening here.

I wonder if the #Eagles would consider trading for Will Anderson Jr. to replace Jaelan Phillips

@Houstonfootbal3 @QuayLJones3 NFC East seems to think everyone else will give them their best players just because they want them.

@QuayLJones3 Does the NFC East hear itself? Cowboys for Al Shaair and now Eagles for WAJ? Wake up and smell the coffee. We aren’t trading our best player. Period.

@seanbrice1 @Wrestling80s90s It could have worked if they’d done it somewhere else. Austin wasn’t getting booed in Texas.

@Wrestling80s90s I'll die on this hill: the failed heel run in 2001, coupled with the MIB-style retcon of said heel run to turn face, completely destroyed all the momentum Steve Austin built from 1997 up until the night of WrestleMania 17.

@Thenewpac @Whatthelurker @iah Most likely means the airport shut them down, but the company is still wanting to stay open so they have their employees on hand and are paying them.

@Whatthelurker @iah Yup. I asked them why they are even there today. As a United front??

Update for March 24: CLEAR and TSA PreCheck are not available. TSA Checkpoints at Terminals A and E are OPEN. Checkpoints at Terminals C and D are CLOSED. More info: bit.ly/4bj5IH2

@homesteader1000 @ThePatriotOasis Nope. People shouldn’t be rewarded for not budgeting their time. If you know it’s a 4 hour wait then you need to get there 5 hours early.

@ThePatriotOasis Starting tomorrow, people should be queued based on their ticket time. Less than two hours until flight gets priority screening.

🔥🚨 BREAKING: Traveler at Atlanta's Hartsfield-Jackson Airport showed up 8 HOURS EARLY to his flight after already arriving 4 hours early yesterday, only to STILL MISS it! "Yeah, so I got in yesterday, got here 4 hours before my flight, and still missed it by 2 hours. So I showed up 8 HOURS early today!" Q: "ICE agents are here—What do you think about that?" "If they can help speed things up, WHY NOT!"

@ABCDEFGHIJoe @exitdave @ADDICTED2GAM3S @BASINGSEGRAPS For real. People loved how ridiculous Gable was, but they love how much Kaiser seems to love it even more.

@exitdave @ADDICTED2GAM3S @BASINGSEGRAPS the character was loved in mexico even when it was chad gable lol revisionist history I guess

The legendary rise of this man will be talked about in professional wrestling history books

@DxTrixterz @FadeAwayMedia It was honestly a blessing for the company too. Gable is probably the better wrestler, but he wasn’t going to move merchandise like Kaiser is.

@FadeAwayMedia They treat him like a god in Mexico lol. As much as it sucks for anyone to get injured Chad's injury has been a blessing in disguise for Ludwig Kaiser. Taking over El Grande Americano has probably saved his career. He took the gimmick to whole new level.

EL GRANDE AMERICANO IN TEARS AND KISSING BABIES AND HE ACCEPTS THE 2026 REY DE REYES SWORD THIS MEANS THE WORLD TO HIM MAN❤️ #AAAReyDeReyes

@NewEraZach @TylerBurgh @ferggyy__ These guys underestimate his power.

@TylerBurgh @ferggyy__ He not dodging a force choke bruh😭

Are we dead ass?

@ChrisNallsNFL No. I want to actually see what the young guys can do. Every time Noel touched the field he was electric. I want to see if he can do it for a full season with actual reps.

Texans WR depth chart currently: - Nico Collins - Jayden Higgins - Tank Dell - Xavier Hutchinson - Jaylin Noel Wouldn't it make you feel more confident if it were: - Nico Collins - Jayden Higgins - Tank Dell - Keenan Allen/DeAndre Hopkins/Deebo Samuel etc. - Xavier Hutchinson - Jaylin Noel

@dean_trent692 @DerrickEvans4WV The tipping culture never ends

@DerrickEvans4WV Everybody should show up with $5 to give to the TSA workers when going thru security. Everyone can spare $5 and it would help alleviate the burden the TSA workers are under until Washington gets their act together! 💵

🚨 BREAKING: Massive TSA lines at LaGuardia Airport in NYC stretch into the parking lot.

@zedscore @theBauhaus @DerrickEvans4WV @mirandadevine I’d be more willing to bet it’s a really early morning video. The times I’ve flown out before 8 or 9 am from IAH there’s always been long lines.

@theBauhaus @DerrickEvans4WV @mirandadevine same i’m actually so confused. i was in LGA at like 9am yesterday and it took me 10 mins to get through normal security. this seems like late evening in the video too so im super skeptical

@Jonatha73071815 @TexansJacob @nickschwager_ @nfl_jersey_num My bad. It’s only if they switch teams and is for 90 days nflshop.com/jersey-assuran…

@Mygloriousglory @TexansJacob @nickschwager_ @nfl_jersey_num Really, tell me how...I bought it from the NRG team shop

New Number Changes for the Texans via @nfl_jersey_num: Kamari Lassiter - 3 Woody Marks - 4 Reed Blankenship - 6 Cade Stover - 8 Ja’Marcus Ingram - 20 Brandon Codrington - 30 David Montgomery - 32 Lassiter, Marks & Stover are back to their college numbers.