Ndyabawe Wasswa Myres

I am pleased to share that I am 1/6 young Ugandan farmers selected to gain practical experience in modern agricultural practices in Germany through the International Young Farmers' Exchange Program (IYFEP-Lite). This program is organised by @unyfa1 in partnership with Andreas...

@_aboihasnoname 😂😂

Women will demolish this plate and not go to the toilet the whole week. 😭

@beewol Samurai

What the hell is this?

@VanessahKurora Fool Figure agambye teyabyogera

“Men will leave you in the desert without water” ~Full figure~

@senelvis @FUFAUgandaCup @KitarafcHoima @SCVillaJogoo @Monitor_Sport @DailyMonitor @ntvuganda Banange!!!

The final of the 52nd edition of the @FUFAUgandaCup between @KitarafcHoima and @SCVillaJogoo has been moved to Fufa Technical Centre, Njeru @Monitor_Sport @DailyMonitor @ntvuganda

@IsmaelKiyonga @peaceBagala @ham_kisekka @MubiruHassanMH @uplfansmeetup @Sanyuka_Prime 😂

@peaceBagala @ham_kisekka @MubiruHassanMH @uplfansmeetup @Sanyuka_Prime Amagezi gaba ga mutwe si mugejjo anti

Here are the best individual performers in their respective positions. So many have done well but there are ONLY eleven places.

@nbstv @KagutaMuseveni @norbertmao Ne sitani akutya boyi

President @KagutaMuseveni: The 15 votes which my ally @norbertmao got. Those are also my votes because I'm in alliance with him. #NBSUpdates #PlenaryUg

@TheMutaD Den of Thieves

Politicians are interesting 😁. Wish they were good people

@MuhumuzaNormann @KwikirizaNova 😂😂😂😂

@KwikirizaNova Sources say nowadays she now eats breakfast combined with both lunch and super at 5PM, 🤣, no dey joke with going broke baa

She even lost the verification badge?🤔

@nbstv @KagutaMuseveni The whole world knows you're joking Mr. President

President @KagutaMuseveni: If you are a minister and I come to your village and people are still suffering, I will sack you. #NBSUpdates #PlenaryUg

@Taremwa_ 😆😂

😂😂kiruruta nominates sodo Kaguta 😂😂

@4shaann You realise West Ham United fought so hard to avoid relegation

Carrick has been in charge for 17 league games. This is the form table in that time period

@TheAthleticFC United wanted to sign him 😁

During West Ham United's loss to Newcastle United, Nuno Espirito Santo substituted Jean-Clair Todibo in the 25th minute for Taty Castellanos. The centre-back took issue with the substitution and complained to goalkeeping coach Rui Barbosa. After the match, Todibo had a heated exchange with Nuno and informed the head coach he would not play for him again. The two-time France international was not named in the matchday squad for Sunday’s win against Leeds United. Todibo, who has also previously clashed with Julen Lopetegui and Graham Potter, would prefer a summer exit. 📝 @RoshaneSport FREE READ 🔗 nyti.ms/4tZKrJH

@baoball Onana's lawyer making him look like a saint. No reason to compare anyway.

𝐒𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞 𝐋𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝟐𝟑 𝐲/𝐨, 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐑𝐨𝐲𝐚𝐥 𝐀𝐧𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐩 𝐟𝐨𝐫 £𝟏𝟖.𝟐 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐧 -𝟥𝟤 𝖦𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 -𝟣𝟣𝟩 𝖲𝗁𝗈𝗍𝗌 𝖥𝖺𝖼𝖾𝖽 -𝟪 𝖢𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗇 𝖲𝗁𝖾𝖾𝗍𝗌 -𝟥𝟫 𝖦𝗈𝖺𝗅 𝖢𝗈𝗇𝖼𝖾𝖽𝖾𝖽 -𝟩𝟫 𝖲𝖺𝗏𝖾𝗌 -𝟦.𝟦𝟢 𝖦𝗈𝖺𝗅 𝖯𝗋𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗇𝗍𝖾𝖽 -𝟣 𝖤𝗋𝗋𝗈𝗋 𝖫𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝖺 𝗀𝗈𝖺𝗅 -𝟧𝟫% 𝖲𝗎𝖼𝖼𝖾𝗌𝗌𝖿𝗎𝗅 𝗉𝖺𝗌𝗌𝖾𝗌 -𝟣𝟫𝟥 𝖠𝖼𝖼𝗎𝗋𝖺𝗍𝖾 𝗅𝗈𝗇𝗀 𝖻𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗌 -𝟢 𝖢𝗁𝖺𝗇𝖼𝖾𝗌 𝖢𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍𝖾𝖽 -𝟥𝟥 𝖧𝗂𝗀𝗁 𝖢𝗅𝖺𝗂𝗆 𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐫é 𝐎𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝟐𝟕 𝐲/𝐨, 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐌𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 £𝟒𝟑.𝟖𝐦 [𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 £𝟒𝟕.𝟐𝐦]⁣ ⁣ -𝟥𝟪 𝖦𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌⁣ -𝟤𝟢𝟦 𝖲𝗁𝗈𝗍𝗌 𝖥𝖺𝖼𝖾𝖽⁣ -𝟫 𝖢𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗇 𝖲𝗁𝖾𝖾𝗍𝗌⁣ -𝟧𝟪 𝖦𝗈𝖺𝗅 𝖢𝗈𝗇𝖼𝖾𝖽𝖾𝖽⁣ -𝟣𝟦𝟫 𝖲𝖺𝗏𝖾𝗌⁣ -𝟥.𝟦𝟢 𝖦𝗈𝖺𝗅 𝖯𝗋𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗇𝗍𝖾𝖽⁣ -𝟣 𝖤𝗋𝗋𝗈𝗋 𝖫𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝖺 𝗀𝗈𝖺𝗅⁣ -𝟩𝟢% 𝖲𝗎𝖼𝖼𝖾𝗌𝗌𝖿𝗎𝗅 𝗉𝖺𝗌𝗌𝖾𝗌⁣ -𝟤𝟢𝟥 𝖠𝖼𝖼𝗎𝗋𝖺𝗍𝖾 𝗅𝗈𝗇𝗀 𝖻𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗌⁣ -𝟥 𝖢𝗁𝖺𝗇𝖼𝖾𝗌 𝖢𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍𝖾𝖽⁣ -𝟦𝟤 𝖧𝗂𝗀𝗁 𝖢𝗅𝖺𝗂𝗆⁣ ⁣ 🧱𝐒𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞 𝐋𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐇𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧤

Bruno Fernandez is 100 times better than Rice. 📌

@herman_kitumba 😂

Declan Kayode🤪🤪

@scifaama Great work done in management

This coffee is 8 years old. The magic is, at 7 years, it was stumped, and the young ones were allowed to sprout. The garden is now back to life.

@Winnie_Byanyima @emmanuel_dombo A handwritten apology ✍️

Academic excellence, full transparency. @emmanuel_dombo just apologise and move on.

@DenisDukeUG @Suncultureug @JrTwinamatsiko come and serve this man

I will NEVER recommend @Suncultureug Again even if I’m paid. Not even to my worst enemy. NEVER. Their after sales service is terrible. Almost a month since my solar pump had issues and nothing has been done. We have animals and plants at the farm that heavily rely on water and a single day without water affects us heavily. They have few engineers and the ones they send behave like they’re doing you a favor. The last one they sent me didn’t even try to have my pump working. (That’s the last engineer they sent me 0773 123 420) When it comes to connecting new customers, you will first have to cry first before they can come to your farm. The moment you pay like this, that’s the last time they stop to care. I’m speaking this because I have been recommending them clients since i work with farmers. One client of mine that if recommended took close to 2 months before they came to connect her. Does government of @GovUganda know about this? That solar companies they subsidized upto 60% in funding are giving us substandard services? Or maybe this is the reason they’re not doing better? Maybe government hasn’t paid them yet. Hey @MAAIF_Uganda are you aware.? Dear @SunCultureKenya you guys used to be better before coming to Uganda, what happened? We thought you’d do better now that you’re here but it just gets worse. You used to supply @TulimaSolarUg and not a single day did they fail to deliver. The people on customer care don’t care at all. The manager incharge isn’t responsible either. They don’t follow up at all. You have to call them like 100 times to give you feedback… I’m a business person and I’d decided to let this slide but I think it’s just good to share with them here. I’ve been to their offices physically but they never offered help. Dear Sunculture Uganda, you can come and disconnect the whole system and take it. Since it has failed to serve the purpose for which it was installed for. Anyway, with my money I think I can get better services elsewhere. Kindly recommend a GOOD water solar company that will understand farmers plight

@Jategeka @norbertmao @newvisionwire 🤣

@norbertmao @newvisionwire The time OO spends mentioning “I’m a political philosopher” is enough to learn political philosophy

This is a low brow copycat attempt to recycle something I said long ago when the @newvisionwire interviewed me about Betty Nambooze’s “Bad DP” campaign to discredit the party leadership. I answered that her ‘chances of leading DP is as good as her chances of becoming Miss Uganda’. But original thinking is not for everyone. Most people stop at inductive and deductive reasoning but some of us venture beyond and go into abductive reasoning (that is the ability to see what lies in the empty spaces between dots). That is why several weeks ago I was the only one able of see the former Speaker as an “outgoing” Speaker. No amount of deductive and inductive reasoning could lead to that conclusion.

@isaac_pal3 @YunusSentamu12 😂😂😂

@YunusSentamu12 Jangu nakapande okuli your G/A season eno

Venoms 😭😂 what should I do on stage today after we get crowned champions? 🔴⚫️🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽 Give me ideas before I become uncontrollable with vibes today 😂🔥