BTCCryptologists

@Sykodelic_ @jasonpizzino I’ll take “shit that will never happen for $100k Alex” - @Sykodelic_

@jasonpizzino I’ll take $100,000 for this not happening. How can you call yourself a macro analyst and not be looking at COPPER/GOLD and PMI?

Imagine arguing whether Bitcoin is in a bull or a bear market for another 7 months after it collapses over 50% in a short period of time. Well, that what we all did in 2018 after Bitcoin crashed 70% to find its base within 8 weeks. Plenty of emotion on the rallies, each one failing to cross the prior high. I've said many times that the tide is turning (the transition is approaching), but the trend is still down. Confirmation is key. (btw, at the end of the ~7 months of arguing, BTC collapsed another 50% in 2018...)

@CSUNSHINE I pick the one that hasn’t killed thousands of Americans all over the globe.

Spirit Airlines only needed $500 million to survive. We’ve already spent $25 billion on the Iran War. Which one directly improves American lives more? A low-cost carrier staying in the market or another war in the Middle East?

@milocredit @cryptodotnews When you don’t know how senate committees work but you comment anyways.

@cryptodotnews End of May timeline still feels relatively aggressive

NEW: Senator Tim Scott remains confident the CLARITY Act will pass by the end of May even after the markup was pushed back

@cecegkh @cecegkh you have had first world problems your entire life. Change your perspective.

@beinlibertarian @hepzebah This is true if you are poor. If you have other income you are FORCED to take it which puts you in a higher tax bracket. Fuck the IRS.

@hepzebah Fair. There has to be an age where it makes sense

Everyone is talking about the National Debt But nobody is offering solutions. So here goes… If Social Security were optional, would you opt out?

@beinlibertarian Yes it is theft.

@i_am_jackis LOL stop playin, JPow best fed.

Wild prediction but in the end, Trump will be viewed and celebrated as THE Crypto President by the time his term finishes The same way Powell is being celebrated as "one of the best FED chairs" But in reality Powell was behind the worst CPI in 60 years and totally failed his early part as the FED chair, raising the rates as "too late Jerome". But people have a short memory. Trump imo also failed the first part and failed badly as he rugged us with his coin & then Melania coin + all the other shenanigans. Nonetheless he still has enough time in his term and in that time crypto will rocket to heavens. Then people will forget again.

🚨LATEST: NEW CLARITY ACT TEXT BANS PASSIVE YIELD BUT ALLOWS ‘BONA FIDE’ REWARDS Newly released Senate text would block crypto firms from paying yield simply for holding stablecoins in a bank-like manner, while still permitting ‘bona fide’ rewards tied to platform activity and transactions. The compromise marks a major step toward resolving the biggest hurdle delaying the Clarity Act’s advancement.

@radphlegm El the fucking oh El “this bitch just went full retard, never go full retard”

Notice how men are just treating this as a joke instead of crying about how false accusations ruin lives

@jannerinho @Itstaaroa @CutnPaid Speed and angle matters too. It flips you end over end and that will change your trajectory. Amusing to think about.

@Itstaaroa @CutnPaid Birds are super light due to having honeycomb-like structure throughout their bones rather than solid bone to allow them to fly. Can’t think of any that would knock a full grown person off their trajectory

Speed did a free-fall onto a tight net and was unresponsive after, wheezing while his body LOCKED UP from the Shock 😳👀 Pray for a speedy recovery 🙏

@C_3C_3 That ugly motherfucker is the one? HAHAHA bitch lying hard for that settlement money.

So if he lied what is next? Any legal scholars out there? No way he can just walk away after potentially ruining her life in a scam, right?

@SoundDobad x.com/NFTcryptology/…

Imagine the microbiome report

@farokh x.com/NFTcryptology/… my reply

POV: Your wife’s vaginal microbiome report comes back with a 100/100 score, putting her in the top 1% of all vaginas.

@binance @nikitabier Crypto is #1 in everything don’t you know?

@nikitabier I’m not mad, just disappointed.

The most snoozed (i.e., muted) topics since launching the snooze feature: 1. Crypto 2. Politics 3. Iran Conflict 4. Sports 5. Business & Finance 6. Gaming 7. Artificial Intelligence 8. Videos 9. Science & Technology 10. Entertainment & Arts

@_Crypflow_ GAYE

It's the (1M) chart, not (1W).

$BTC (1W) – No bottom yet based on this chart 2 months ago I pointed out the first green bar on this indicator… the first one since March 2023. But if you look at previous cycles, one green bar was never enough. The real accumulation zones only showed up when we got multiple green bars in a row. That’s when momentum truly flipped. Right now… we don’t have that yet. So while many are calling 60K the cycle bottom, this chart is telling a different story. I want to see multiple green bars stack up. Just like every prior cycle.

@churrascooooo Yeah but FD guys are gay. Not a win.

my advice to young men become a firefighter in small city of like 50k people and get paid to eat lasagna and bench press

@RaleighC @bryan_johnson Agreed less charting more eatin

@NFTcryptology @bryan_johnson Life is historically quite short and it's important to focus on the things that matter.

Just gave Kate oral sex. Goodnight everyone.

Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description

This tweet had me dying! In reference to the dude that legit provides daily updates on his sex life

@bryan_johnson Dude charts his wife’s pussy instead of the stock market.

This is her vaginal microbiome report. 100/100 score. Top 1% of all vaginas. Her sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus). Only about 25-30% of reproductive age women globally are L. crispatus-dominant, and “dominant” usually means above 50%. Kate is at 98.7%. The lab found nothing bad to report. (no gardnerella, Candida, STIs, opportunistic pathogens, aerobic vaginitis markers, etc.) This is linked to lower risk of BV, UTIs, yeast infections, HPV persistence, HSV-2 and HIV acquisition, preterm birth, and improved IVF outcomes. A vaginal microbiome is downstream of everything: sleep, glucose control, stress, gut health, sexual health, immune function, what you eat, and what you put in it.