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@Fumilayo81 I think u mean secretariat coopers lodge

Rules and regulations in corpers lodge. 1. You must not wear armless clothes as a lady. 2. You must wake up 4am for morning devotion (1 hour 30 minutes to 2 hours ) 3. You must attend church services 4. You must not go out without taking permission. 5. You must be home before 9pm 6. 9:30 pm for night prayers. 7. You must be wearing bra as a lady 8. You must choose one unit in church to join. Let’s have more.

@Akinemmanuel19 She is very very stupid

This is a stupid post. what were you expecting from efon alaaye? how many states in Nigeria are developed outside their capital city?

Deluded people like you hype Ibadan on social media whereas in reality complain bitterly about the primitive and boring life of the city

@mcihajji @Akinemmanuel19

Being an MC gave me the opportunity to visit so many places, especially some beautiful places in Lagos and Ibadan. So, if you’re relocating from Lagos to Ibadan and wondering where you’ll feel most “at home,” here’s a simple cheat code 😄 📍 Bodija = 🇳🇬 Ikeja GRA / Magodo. Comfortable, organized, professional crowd, good food spots, and enough calm to make you forget Lagos traffic trauma. 📍 Akobo = 🇳🇬 Lekki Phase 2 / Ajah. Fast-growing, estate-heavy, young families everywhere, and new buildings appearing every weekend. 📍 Oluyole Estate = 🇳🇬 Banana Island / Old Ikoyi energy. Spacious houses, quieter roads, and the kind of area where generators are backup plans, not survival tools. 📍 Ring Road = 🇳🇬 Allen Avenue / Maryland. Central, busy, commercial, and connected to almost everything important. 📍 Challenge = 🇳🇬 Oshodi. Pure movement. Parks, traders, buses, noise, confusion… and somehow everybody still understands the system. 📍 UI / Agbowo = 🇳🇬 Yaba. Student life, tech bros, cafés, cheap food spots, hostels, and enough young people to make the area feel permanently active. 📍 Jericho = 🇳🇬 Surulere. Old-school prestige, calm streets, loyal residents, and a “we’ve been classy before social media” kind of vibe. 📍 Dugbe = 🇳🇬 Lagos Island / CMS. Traditional business district energy. Banks, offices, old buildings, traders, and serious weekday movement. 📍 Iwo Road = 🇳🇬 Ojota + Jibowu combined. Transport hub madness. Everybody is either arriving, leaving, shouting, or dragging luggage. 📍 Akala Expressway = 🇳🇬 Agege. Strong street culture, hardworking residents, lively atmosphere, and food spots that deserve national recognition. 📍 Iyaganku = 🇳🇬 Alausa / Ikeja Government Reserved Area. Corporate feel, government offices, cleaner roads, and a more structured atmosphere. Which ones did I get right and which did I miss?

@Akinemmanuel19 I think this will be the final nail on the coffin on the country called Nigeria cos WTF

happening already. Niger/Kwara and Northern Oyo is now a terrorist enclave.

@peace_igho @sowore @adekunleGOLD Just shut up you fool

@sowore @adekunleGOLD You are wrong. He Qouted with LOL

This was @AdekunleGold in 2012 openly criticizing then President @GoodluckJonathan. Back then, it was rightly called free speech, and if he had been arrested for those tweets, we would have been on the streets demanding his immediate release. How then does someone who benefited from freedom of expression turn around years later to use the police, courts, and the brutal cybercrime framework against ordinary Nigerians over online banter and social media exchanges? You cannot enjoy free speech when you are powerless and criminalize it the moment you become influential. Freedom of expression must apply to everyone, celebrities, politicians, activists, and poor young Nigerians on social media alike. The Nigeria Police Force @PoliceNG must stop acting as a private army for the rich and famous, while the judiciary must stop handing down outrageous punishments over internet speech that should never be criminal matters in the first place.

@abikeade_mii Bolekaja

What do we call this yellow bus in Lagos then ?

@drpenking Abeg na the Ugo c Ugo wey I nearly die for him book be this

Ugo C Ugo spent over 10 million to plan a proposal for this sl”t who doesn’t even have nyash only for her to cheat on him in his own house. The price chalant men pay is enormous

@Mobinwa99 Farting is life we can just pretend

Farting during døģģý >>>>>>>>🙈

@Akinemmanuel19 This Chelsea team is beyond redemption I honestly feel the board should back xabi with enough time next season might be worse

If Chelsea signs Xabi Alonso, conduct their transfer excellently and miss out on european football, I see them as a contender for the Premier League next season. A bold call but Xabi has shown to be an expert in playing league football.

@orlundah1 @tobyasky Typing nonsense with sheer confidence

@tobyasky Most of City's matches, they're always in possession of the ball. Most teams hardly attack Man City's defence, that's why he had to comfortably fit into that position.

Bro, Mattheus Nunes has become so good, it’s unbelievable. He’s playing the RB like he’s played there all his life.

@mnenaaaa 😂😂😂

Abeg no wear Riggs fly bike I use God beg you.😭🤲

@MLacastar @CRawkeen My bro Arepo warewa already left Ogun state group chat

@CRawkeen That place surprises me too. As at 2023 the prices to get a 2bedroom or even buy a property in Arepo is the same with that of Magodo. Arepo also has beautiful crazy estates that will keep you wondering if you’re in Lagos already.

Arepo along Lagos Ibadan express is one place that continues to surprise me

@powerfulbadeeu 😂😂

That’s not too expensive to fly if we are being honest. Ain’t that 55 minutes by air? Cheaper in my opinion if you ask me

@Intellectual_OT God do this for me abeg

God really don comot food money problem for my life, grateful mehn .

@gammalin20 I don't think I can do one month I will start looking for another option asap

four years of dating without sex?😂 four years?? like four years o😂

@official_pell Hmm you are right

@NafiuJoshua That place isn’t really making sense cause of police

Hi guys recommend a good field where Boys can play 5 aside football in Ibadan

Nigeria is better off with a fairly valued or overvalued currency. Will do a short thread about this.

@CHARMAINE45217 Continue farming

If you want me to sit on your face, this is going to be the result. Pity yourself please 🙏🙏🙏🙏🤧