Natalie Glinister

Wow! I'm back. I feel like I've just plopped into the picture in a ray of light, like Mr Bean in a Blackadder movie 😳 Ok #loadshedding in 10 minutes, chat later. #butfirstcoffee

@Lean3JvV The kitchen drawer: At least two manual can openers that don’t work!

What is something every "junk drawer" must have in order to be considered a proper "junk drawer"? 🤔😜

@mysmalholsoul Sell the extra eggs and buy bacon 😊

I’m starting to think 10 chickens for three people may be wrong chicken maths!! X

@JennyMorrisChef Navy blue chop

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@rsa_trucker Oh my hat! Condolences to his family

Oh my God! Where did he land?

HEADLINE | Motorists urged to upload required documents for online car licence renewal The online renewal service is available for vehicle owners in all provinces, excluding the Western Cape. More here - bit.ly/3GCjFOU

I know I don't have many followers, but please retweet. Someone has to know where our beautiful granddaughter is. #serenitymckinney #findserenity

@JagIsOffline @NthabiWabi When I was 29 (about 35 years ago) I asked if I could have my tubes tied and my doctor was horrified. Thank goodness for changing times, and being able to OWN your decision. I’ve never regretted not having children 👍🏼

@WhitSich If you tweeted your address, and that you’re going on vacation for the next two weeks...then be concerned 😂

I’m still learning twitter. Should I be flattered or concerned? Is this a common disclaimer on here?

@WhitSich To a normal person it doesn’t mean much, but if you’re a business account relying on stats it’s awesome! It means your tweet is being seen by a lot of people who will in turn share it to all their followers etc etc

@Ya_a_seen_Him ...and closed shoes! 🥵

I don't get people who wear jeans in the day in summer

@jeannea28 @901Lulu @Nerdy_Addict Sadly, this make sense to me.

@901Lulu @Nerdy_Addict He shot himself. The lLaundries buried him in the yard after making a skeletal salad out of him. When the Time was right disposed certain carcass parts and notebook to his final resting place. Miraculously finding his remains.????

Literally saw a hand in the flower bed. We lost our minds @Nerdy_Addict

@PintSizePam I was described in Primary school as “ easily distracted”. Imagine the difference if I was called OBSERVANT! #dumbass

Once had an art teacher tell me in matric that I would never get into a prestigious advertising school, I had no acting talent or artistic talent whatsoever. Well he died of a brain tumor and I’ve been in advertising now for 13 years after graduating from prestigious school.

@wendyknowler I do that when I’m typing too fast on my phone. My finger presses the full stop instead of the space bar #fatfingers #smallkeyboard It’s totally irritating!

Why would someone write an email like this? (I’ve replaced names with Xs) Or does it happen when text is converted from some other platform? And if so, why isn’t there a full stop after every single word? 😵‍💫

A dog traumatised by fireworks was hit by a passing car in Durban What i had to film as journalist was hectic but it has to be shown Thks Durban coastal SPCA for your quick response Daisy was PTS minutes after this pic @northglennews @NSPCA_SA #banfireworks #NewYearsEve

#BettyWhite passes just days before her 100th Birthday. An absolute icon!!!! What an illustrious career. 😰❤👌🏽

Twenty twenty two is such an awkward mouthful....let’s just call it Twenty TwoTwo, and continue the legacy of the late @TheDesmondTutu #2022NewYear

Set your clocks forward by three hours and party until 2am on NYE. Follow me for more advice.

Taxi on fire R603 near Almond road @ecrtraffic @ecrtraffic #kingsburgh

Christmas tree update. Nothing like some fairy lights to make you feel less grinchy😊 (oh cr@p is that a big gap in the branches....)