Nathan Bluecheckmark

Listen, I'd love to help you, but I'm actually just an NPC.

@AaronXGardiner @tradeoilstocks The CommonPoor 🫡

@tradeoilstocks I love how all the Canadians think this is about Canada, and all the Aussies think it is Aus. Joke's on us, brothers.

“Give them a massive amount of oil, agricultural land, copper, freshwater, and every natural resource in the world. Now make them neighbors with the biggest market in the world. Great, now have them leave the resources in the ground and instead flip condos to each other”.

@TheBergBrief @MegazineHD @KobeissiLetter AI is ruining the internet.

@NathanLeverette @MegazineHD @KobeissiLetter What's your take?

BREAKING: Israel's President Netanyahu says he wants US financial support to Israel to "draw down to zero."

@MegazineHD @TheBergBrief @KobeissiLetter It's also AI slop. There's way too many of those accounts just auto-replying with bland takes trying to look authoritative.

@TheBergBrief @KobeissiLetter Looks like someone fell for the propaganda. Come on, this is obvious.

Running/jogging effortlessly in public is a weird way to tell everyone your ancestors couldn’t win a fight.

@nielsonTSN1260 No, and half the fanbase will complain that's not enough change, while the other half will say changing too much was the problem.

Is it crazy to think the Oilers off-season is just. Resign Dickinson, Kapanen and Murphy. Keep RFA’s Dach and Stastney Trade for Cossa. Sign one free agent forward.

Boy I sure could use more popups begging me to use AI features I didn't ask for

@nielsonTSN1260 Agreed, whether that means due for a restful offseason, or in their comfort zone of needing a miracle.

This could prove to be very wrong but for some reason I kinda feel okay about the spot the Oilers are in right now.

@OilersHD @Bob_Stauffer @EdmontonOilers "Here's the plan: we'll put 29 & 97 together for half the game and make everyone else watch while we cross our fingers" - every coach in the McDavid era

@Bob_Stauffer @EdmontonOilers Why isnt he playing more? This coach and his system are not working. Plain to see all season. Inability to adjust.

Once again Vasily Podkolzin made his minutes count for the @EdmontonOilers Had 1-0-1/+2 and 8(!) Hits in 12:34 TOI. Strong argument can be made he has been EDM’s best player in the series: (2-3-5/+5/5GP)

This is your friendly reminder to drop to your knees and thank the Lord that "6-7" is over.

Most people say they want affordable housing. What they usually mean is: “I want my kids to be able to buy a house, but I also want my house to go up 8% a year forever, and I definitely do not want a fourplex near me.” That is the Canadian housing crisis in one sentence.

@heatdaddy69420 It's piss and sometimes you have to piss but other times you don't have to piss, hope this helps

Does anyone know what squirt is. Like what is all that shooting everywhere. And why does it only happen sometimes

@JasonGregor Instructions unclear, turning brains off

Oilers PP needs to make an appearance in the series right now.

@luvusa5 @MarkLazerus Minnesota, I believe.

@MarkLazerus dont hold me in suspense....what arena is this??? wherever it is it looks like some seats will have a partial view of the ice

It might be showing its age a bit compared with some of the new palaces being built around the league, but I still think this is one of the very best rinks in the league, if not *the* best.

@tomsees @WatcherGuru "We investigated ourselves and determined we did nothing wrong."

@WatcherGuru Wait I thought the CFTC was investigating 🤔

JUST IN: $760,000,000 worth of oil shorts were reportedly placed 20 minutes before President Trump announced the Strait of Hormuz was open.

Shout out to Arya's face-swapping abilities that had exactly ZERO impact on the story

@aakashgupta Here I was thinking "wow, a fun technical read on social media that isn't about AI, I'd like more of the same" but apparently AI is more your thing? Loved the post, thanks for the insights btw

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Genuinely a better question than most people realize. Apollo 11 left a 2-foot wide panel of mirrors on the lunar surface in 1969. No power source, no wiring, no maintenance. Scientists have been shooting lasers at it from New Mexico ever since. The beam travels 239,000 miles, bounces off the mirrors, and returns in 2.5 seconds. That round trip is how we know the moon is drifting away from Earth at 3.8 centimeters per year. So yes, in a literal sense, they were checking if it would still be there. The seismometers are the part that gets wild. Apollo 12 deliberately crashed its lunar module into the surface at 6,048 km/h. Scientists expected a brief shudder. The moon vibrated for over 55 minutes. On Earth, seismic waves from an equivalent impact die in seconds. Nobody had predicted this. So NASA did it again. Apollo 13 dropped its S-IVB rocket stage from orbit. Hit with the force of 11.5 tons of TNT. The vibrations lasted nearly three and a half hours. The reason is water, or the lack of it. Earth's interior is damp. Moisture in rock acts like a sponge, absorbing seismic energy. The moon is bone dry, cool, and rigid. Shockwaves have nothing to absorb them. They just bounce back and forth through solid stone until the rock itself stops vibrating. Scientists described it as the moon ringing like a bell. The seismometers ran for almost 8 years and detected over 13,000 seismic events. Turns out the moon has four types of quakes: deep ones caused by Earth's gravitational pull, shallow ones from the crust shrinking as the interior cools, thermal ones when sunrise thaws the frozen surface, and impacts from meteorites. In 2023, Caltech reanalyzed old Apollo 17 data and found a fifth type: the lunar lander itself creaking and popping every morning as the sun heated it. Every five to six minutes, for five to seven hours straight. They went up to prove the moon was once part of Earth, measure how fast it's leaving, and figure out what's happening inside a world with no atmosphere, no water, and no tectonic plates. "Checking if it was still there" is honestly closer to the truth than most people's actual answer.

@nielsonTSN1260 Groin. He came out on the ice and stretched it a bit in the TV timeout. They're being super cautious with injuries right now

Good find here on Ingram.

@OilersNation First shot, again

CELEBRINI YOU LITTLE SHIT 1-0 SJ

@bigtuna @aalachimo @staysaasy "It's not about X, it's about Y" 🤖

@aalachimo @staysaasy

Friends outside of tech: lol copilot is dumb Friends in tech: I just bought iodine tablets and have made an offer on land upstate. My supplies of antibiotics and potable water are sufficient but I need to set up hydroponics to make it through the first few years.

@billy915 @catsen NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER

@catsen Thought of another good one…

Just re-watched Interstellar. I have been reborn. Any other space movies even half as good as this?