Jack Knauf

@LSWBarstool @MikeSautter_ ok.. lsw know for ____________? nobody knows

@NebprepsSpreads @MikeSautter_ Nobody said otherwise, sit down and shut up fuckboy.

Tired of teams like prep getting so much attention. They fucking suck. @MikeSautter_ fuck you. #rollhawks

@MikeSautter_ @LSWBarstool @LSWBarstool i wholeheartedly believe that what he just said was a very professional, and fatherly, stfu you crybaby punks. you’re welcome.

@LSWBarstool Maybe next time I’ll skip my daughter’s birthday party to catch a baseball game so I can talk about other people’s kids, even more than I already do. Have a great rest of your weekend.

@Astro_Clay Close the yearbook, champ… if an astronaut is as big of a deal as everybody wants to make it seem why are you still worried about high school records?

I just don’t think the 22’ 3” is correct. We had it at 22’ 2 1/4” on our record board. If someone had better data, I understand.

@iamRobbinYoung uhhh who wants to tell her

🌹Hello, from the 2026 Kentucky Derby 🐎 and the Barnstable Brown Derby Eve Gala. I always choose a grey horse for the Derby and this year there are three, but I’ve chosen Great White for the win. My sentimental favorite horse, So Happy, is not grey but comes with a lot of heart ❤️ and I’m rooting for him to win too. Love, Robbin #robbinyoung #kentuckyderby #kentucky #derby #aienhanced

@YBGChriss yeah and he was running behind a JV o-line

Holy shit

@iFightForKids @cbotnyse @swd2 he’s right, not poor.. just lazy or illegal

@cbotnyse @swd2 Massive problem

As of today, Florida SNAP recipients can’t buy soda or candy because God forbid we allow a single mom and her kids a few moments of happiness at the end of the day. 😡

@RepLuna why the fuck are we paying taxes today.. or any day

A friendly reminder that House Oversight subpoenaed the records of the congressional sexual harassment slush fund and we will be releasing them. Maybe we’ll see more resignations, you never know. #trashday

@RexxDauzat @RepSwalwell farts happened with him a lot too

@RepSwalwell Shit happens, no one is perfect. Twitter is full of shit talkers. Best of luck to you and your family

@NotaBiscuit2 @NiohBerg @RepSwalwell hands down, clear winner of X posts for 2026

@NiohBerg @RepSwalwell After Fang Fang, he stuck his Wang Wang, in someone's Thang Thang, and they said wait a Dang Dang minute here, and they went to the DA and Sang Sang!

@IfindRetards easy… Eric swallwell

It's that time again, Retard of the week. Who's your pick for this week?

@FoxNews why does anyone care or listen to what she has to say? quit giving the idiot a microphone

OUT OF BOUNDS: Megan Rapinoe slams the new IOC policy limiting women’s events to biological females based on sex testing. "This committee is framing it as based in science, which it’s not," she said. "This will ultimately just prevent people from competing within the women’s category that they feel like they have an unfair advantage. It’s just really hateful."

@therealpcus @dwainmcfarland

@dwainmcfarland Not in our league. He’s on the commissioners exempt list. We have a zero tolerance policy.

Rashee Rice: Should now be going at the Round 1-2 turn in drafts.

@AteeqHussain85 @0hour1 not war

@0hour1 What was the last 35 days then 😕 ??

Trump to NBC we are now at war

@DannyCackalacky @stormie2405 @KidRock or dei hires, they are known to fk things up too

@stormie2405 @KidRock It’s called “training hours”. When you don’t train enough, you get to kill your entire crew and a civilian aircraft full of civilians.

This is a level of respect that shit for brains Governor of California will never know. God Bless America and all those who have made the ultimate sacrifice to defend her. 🇺🇸 🙏

@ccmembersonly stand by me… turn them into men before mom gets home

@stoolpresidente nothing pres said is wrong - and i’m a lifelong resident

Nebraska fans have had nothing except women’s volleyball, so of course they’ll show up now that they are finally decent in another sport

@HunterLemke3 @stoolpresidente get this man his own nil deal from the pres

That’s me @stoolpresidente

@davidubben everything is 6.5 hours away - we don’t flinch at anything under 10

I once got ~330 emails from Nebraska fans in one hour who disagreed with something I wrote

@WorldWideWob easy - brittney griner for the russian hitman

Worst trade in professional sports history.

@Chris_Basnett79 oh darn it

Another thriller at PBA. Omaha Skutt and Elkhorn North headed to OT in the B semifinals after Skutt's George Ziebell ties it with 14 seconds left. #nebpreps