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@krispursiainen You can’t possibly believe what you just said. “Domino”?

That’s the challenge of the year by the Cleveland Cavaliers, for whatever that’s worth Entire building was certain that was a flagrant foul by JA. Replay showed KAT set the whole thing off with the domino that was his hooked arm

@JoePompliano Imagine if they were actual watches.

People have lost their minds

@ChaletMocha @aerockrose McDonalds works perfectly. Pretty obvious system.

@aerockrose The McDonald's app has some sort of geofencing. They don't start your order until you're nearby. Starbucks should do the same

Starbucks' new CEO explains the brutal math behind the mobile-order mess: "The beverage will be ready in 3 minutes. Well, you physically can't get there in 3 minutes." One WSJ stat in the clip: in early 2024, 1 in 8 app users abandoned orders because of wait times.

@TTukez00 @Wemby_Muse They are both long threes?thats it? Ones a massive heave. The other is a shot in rhythm down three shot. One is a huge balls shot. Other anyone who’s ever played takes.

@therealpcus @Wemby_Muse Nb is comparing them negatively, they’re just saying they are really similar sequences

Same exact miss by JDub and Westbrook. Same exact shot by Wemby and Curry. The resemblance is uncanny 🤯

@futtywap And doesn't guard wemby.

Game 1 Chet Holmgren 8 pts 2/7 -7

@Justin_Vogt We just said “the train”.

I grew up on Long Island, have rode the LIRR my whole life, and still regularly do so. I've truly never heard anyone call the LIRR "the lurr." Not once. nytimes.com/2026/05/18/nyr…

@BenjaminYeezus Don’t forget to make your dumb ass TikTok as a grown adult male. Now post it.

If there is a more accurate video of us all in the gym. I am yet to see it.

@TheSalonDon @J_Turnbow Oh so you can do something.

@J_Turnbow What processor?

My business is mainly card not present transactions My processor charges 3.5% + 10 cents per transaction On $3m revenue that’s $110k per year to credit card processing fees And basically nothing I can do about it

@BenjaminSolak Crunch the numbers again.

that 7'6 frenchman just hit a 25 foot shot

@Sleeper_Hoops @SleeperNFL Dagnoff. More like jackoff.

Wemby acting like this is the NFL 💀💀

@nbcsnl 10/10. No notes.

Mr. On Blast is back at the Update desk!

@JTCEO360 @MaxsBigMove @realEstateTrent He only has IA unfortunately.

@MaxsBigMove @realEstateTrent Not today... just like people used to not need phone numbers before phones or websites before internet. This time next year this is going to be standard practice.

Update: I asked if he still wanted to discuss the job, and he sent me this. He's so triggered that I brought AI into the discussion that he's walking away from around a $35k paint job. Fear of change is very expensive.

@adammarkbrazier @devahaz Javascript requires a different shirt.

@devahaz "Please sir, can I have some JavaScript?"

It’s hard to have sympathy for striking LIRR workers when their demands include keeping policies like this:

@fakenadine Mind the gap.

nobody talks about the Bike Gap in relationships in new york. but if one partner is gonna be biking once summer comes and the other partner is not biking that shit is doomed to fail

@MaxsBigMove @realEstateTrent He lost the business.

@realEstateTrent You gotta understand sending someone a list of obviously AI questions is pretty rude. They’ve gotta spend time responding to something that cost you none of yours. Lots of law twitter accounts complaining about getting similar from their clients

@getnickwright Embiid is american.

It’s not only been 8 straight years of an international MVP, but also 6 straight years of international players finishing 1st & 2nd, and 5 straight years of international players finishing 1st, 2nd & 3rd! The last American to finish in the top 2 of MVP voting? LeBron in 2020.

@Buckley376 @darrenrovell Couldn't for the life of me understand his train of thought. Such an odd fellow.

@darrenrovell Not sure the point. 10.6 is impressive for a PGA tour player?

Alex Smalley has career PGA Tour earnings of $10.6 million. Alex Smalley is No. 261 in all time career earnings. Alex Smalley has never won a PGA Tournament. Wild.

@GorgeAnkleFxr @darrenrovell It's cumulative career earnings. Pro golfers make millions golfing.

@therealpcus @darrenrovell 10 million dollars is alot for somebody nobodys ever heard of