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Modric bossing the midfield. Vini take ons, Benzema finish. Messi ghosting 💀 #HalaMadrid. twitter.com/AzharAfghan13/… #ChampionsLeague #PSGRMA #RealPSG Perez Ancelotti Camavinga Bernabeu GOAT poch

@UnkleAyo @officialABAT I used to read about nonchalant, evil, wicked, bad, no love, clueless rulers. Now, I'm living in it. APC made it possible. You're not helping Nigerians, Nigeria isn't progressing under your leadership.

@officialABAT Nobody is reading all that. Fuck you.

Fellow Nigerians, Three years ago, on this day, I first addressed you as your President. I pledged courage in leadership, honesty in reform, and commitment to rebuilding the foundations of our economy. The decisions we have taken since have been difficult but necessary. Today, the signs of recovery, resilience, and renewal are visible across our country. In honour of this milestone, and as a precursor to Democracy Day, today, across all six geopolitical zones, over twenty groups of strategic projects in energy, health, enterprise, education, and public works would be commissioned. Under the Midstream and Downstream Gas Infrastructure Fund, four flagship projects today. FEMADEC Energy at the Federal University of Technology, Owerri — the first of twenty CNG refuelling stations in our federal universities. Portland Gas at Ojota, Lagos — a 96,000 SCMD CNG mother station, with a daughter station in Kubwa, Abuja. Ibile Oil and Gas, with its network of fifteen CNG refuelling stations across Lagos State. And Rolling Energy at Jahi, Abuja — anchoring a portfolio of seventeen RLNG and LCNG facilities across Kaduna, Kano and Borno. Together, these projects will lower transport costs, expand cleaner energy, and strengthen our energy sovereignty. In the health sector, thirteen new projects today across all six zones — every one of them ribbon-cut on the ground today. Six new facilities at our federal teaching hospitals: the President Bola Tinubu Complex at the Federal Medical Centre, Abuja; the Trauma Centre Pharmacy Quality Control Laboratory at Ahmadu Bello University Teaching Hospital, Zaria; the Infertility and Assisted Reproductive Technology Centre at Abubakar Tafawa Balewa University Teaching Hospital, Bauchi; the new Mental Health Complex at the University of Maiduguri Teaching Hospital; the new Administrative Complex at the University of Nigeria Teaching Hospital, Enugu; and the Laboratory Complex at the University of Uyo Teaching Hospital. Also commissioned are the State Emergency Operations Centres in Kano, Sokoto and Katsina; the newly constructed Lagos Vaccine Hub in Oshodi; and the National Emergency Medical Service and Ambulance System fleet — one hundred and forty-five tricycle ambulances, six boat ambulances, and seventy-nine new ambulances for our federal hospitals. Two revitalised primary health centres at Gadon Kaya in Kano and Aboh in Delta State. These two stand for the almost three thousand primary health centres our administration has revitalised under the IMPACT programme over the last two years, alongside twenty-seven equipped Comprehensive Emergency Obstetric and Newborn Care sites, one thousand six hundred and two revitalised Level 1 facilities, and one thousand three hundred and sixty revitalised Level 2 facilities, together bringing quality care closer to ordinary Nigerians in every zone. Alongside these, the new SMEDAN Industrial Development Centre at Ikorodu, Lagos, and additional projects in education and public works being delivered across the country. These projects are not ceremonial symbols. They are evidence that the Renewed Hope Agenda is being felt in homes, businesses, schools and hospitals across our federation. Today is the commemoration of our inauguration. It is not a day for long speeches. On June 12, our Democracy Day, we will present our full scorecard to Nigerians. And so, by the authority vested in me as President and Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, I hereby declare all these projects — across our health system, our energy infrastructure, our enterprise, our education and our public works — duly commissioned, and dedicated to the service of the Nigerian people. The work continues. The reforms continue. And our resolve remains unshaken. Thank you, and may God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria. Watch Live on @theasovilla" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">Youtube.com/@theasovilla BOLA AHMED TINUBU, GCFR President, Federal Republic of Nigeria 29th May 2026

@CeeTeeBaby @MTNNG 'Typuru', abụghị okwu na asụsụ Igbo. Una eji gini dee Igbo a..

@MTNNG Una ji gịnị typuo igbo a? Maka na, onye typuru comenta amacha igbo ede.

Odogwu phone, nkè ịkwụ ụgwọ ya ēnwēghị̀ mgbàkàsị̀ ahụ! Bulié vibe gi ugbu a! Kwụọ ugwọ ya nwayọ-nwayọ, ma nwetarụo 5GB mgbé ị mēré activate, ya na uru 11GB nke ị ga eritagidè rụo ọnwa atọ. Level up ugbu a! Urụ a di n’ụlọ ahịa phonū di gi ñso.

@volcanrogue @_AustriaUpdates There's something called roaming. Your Nigerian number will roam(with extra charges) via Austria local mobile network.

@_AustriaUpdates when you’re in austria already how will you dial it

I have been using my Nigerian phone numbers (+234) since I relocated to Austria many years ago. This is my usual practice, even when I visited Nigeria recently. I recharge NGN1,000 every six months and then call a family member using that amount. My phone number remains active. Alternatively, you can use MTN or Airtel to keep your number active. MTN allows you to pay a small fee to keep your line active for up to 3 years, even if you don't use it. 1 Year: Dial *305*1# (costs ₦400) 2 Years: Dial *305*2# (costs ₦800) 3 Years: Dial *305*3# (costs ₦1,200) 2. AIRTEL Airtel protects your line from disconnection for up to 1 year. 1 Year: Dial *121*5*2# (costs ₦500) Hope this helps!

@DjMenziM @NASA @NASAMoonBase What happened wasn't bcuz human tried to reach heavens, it was bcuz, humans wanted a one big empire with singular identity. Thus, opposing God's word of 'go into the world and multiply'.

@NeddMichaels @NASA @NASAMoonBase God put humans on earth not on the moon, remember what happened when humans try to reach heaven, that's my take.

We're building a Moon Base! @NASAMoonBase will serve as a habitat where astronauts live and work during long-term science missions. Join us at 2pm ET on Tuesday, May 26, for a live news event where we’ll share updates on our lunar exploration plans: go.nasa.gov/4uinkLi

@DarkAmbitiion @Abu_The_Truth @_danielumoren

@Abu_The_Truth @_danielumoren They is no GMO ginger

Now that Nigerian farmers can no longer export ginger because their seeds and soil have been strategically destroyed, here’s a list of so-called influencers who allegedly took blood money from the devil to promote GMO in the country.

@flasheko84 @Abu_The_Truth There's no war in :

@Abu_The_Truth There is no gmo ginger seed in Nigeria

@DjMenziM @NASA @NASAMoonBase What has this got to do with God?

@NASA @NASAMoonBase God is not a fool just know that.

@Hargbo_olah @JamesGeneoakley @Kabogo_Henry @wccftech Which negative predictions... Take a look at solar panels, mobile phones spare parts;)

@JamesGeneoakley @Kabogo_Henry @wccftech All these negative prediction you have been having for ages and none has come to pass Don’t you learn from your experience or it’s same of the same ??!!

Ex-Samsung chip boss says heavy investment by China in the memory market could crush the 414% DDR5 price spike within a year. 🔗 wccf.tech/1kg52

@__Cashlor @Faksback666 If you play CODM, can you use GLO to seamlessly play during daytime?

@Faksback666 Not everywhere now 😂 I’m using Glo currently and no issues

I’m sure the reason you have unused data to rollover is because there’s no network on some days 😂 GLO una

@Kingpin_black1 @Alanfx__ @_I_am_RAJ @Pivot2Centre 'Because, Power is transient'. Fixed it for you.

@Alanfx__ @_I_am_RAJ @Pivot2Centre Because he is not supposed to be there.

House of Cards had a scene where Frank Underwood explained how people who pick wealth over power always lose. Power, is power!

@kesse_onojedje @official_5karat @merengue_quique @RafaelH117 Everyone gets it.

@official_5karat @merengue_quique @RafaelH117 This is what most people don’t get

Most people don't understand that Florentino Perez isn't the Real Madrid president, but one of the most powerful people in Europe that also is Real Madrid's president.

@qoalc @omonna14 Stop yappin!

@omonna14 Those wey dey talk flash here nor fit afford am sef if you carry dem run money you go take bypass/flash them go reach you start new life for Ikoyi

Imagine r!sking your freedom for phone wey you no fit reset, you no fit use, you no fit unlock 😭 Apple really wicked for thieves 😂

@Rice_AFC @_FABREY_ @yeankhar Not true

@_FABREY_ @yeankhar For what reason exactly or just online agenda got to them?

Real Madrid fans. A lot of them want us to win the Epl and ucl. I’ve not seen anyone from that fanbase hate on us

@zekecristian @BabyFaceSwayy @CallMeK1123 @DaftDoggo Can you please, explain the correlation

@BabyFaceSwayy @CallMeK1123 @DaftDoggo You genuinely might have autism if you can’t see the correlation, sorry to have to be the one to tell you

Moms see you grab that 5th beer and genuinely act like you’re holding a lighter under the spoon

@ayoBDB Ocean of games ... The website is goated

abeg anyone with the safest site to get gta iv and v and far cry 4? please oh

@LuisAlejandro @JeremyHofecker @wesbos Nothing is getting fried. There's literally an LCD to see the Amp and Voltage.

@JeremyHofecker @wesbos so, you're going to give your wife this fat ass heavy box and then buy another one for you just to find out 3 months later the cat moved the knob and now whatever was plugged into it is fried smart

Today I let my family down. I’ve worked for years, confident that whatever life threw at me I’d be able to tackle. If my family needs it, I’ll provide. Today my wife needed a cord. I confidently marched to my stash. 5v, 12, 19v 24v, even the obscure 27v. I have it all I was not ready for the curve ball life threw at me. 5v 6.5amp. Such high amps, so low volts. I came up empty. Cord guys I need your help. Was this all for nothing?

@real_gloria @Docuzor @chymaker @franktochy Spot on

@Docuzor @chymaker @franktochy He's working for tinubu. know this and have peace.

We didn’t want to say it but it is time to tell the public. Before the Ibadan Declaration, it was agreed that the Opposition will present just one candidate and that candidate must be from the South. The usual suspect agreed before attending the Declaration but at the Venue, he manipulated it again and they left out the part where the Candidate must be from the South to complete the 4 years that the South already had He is the usual suspect who think he is the pathway to everyone else

@OChisomeje @hlovo_ Pray for me

@hlovo_ What you described is actually a marriage. When you indulge in all that without legal and spiritual authorisation, it is called living in sin. But never mind, this only applies to people who say they are Christians or born again. If you are not, please ignore.

People really think they’ll be having sex every single time 😂 That first month? Yeah, you’re going at it every day, maybe even twice before breakfast. You’re basically allergic to clothes. But give it time and reality checks in. You go from 10+ times a week to 4-5, and that’s still a win. Living together means sex is on tap 24/7, so eventually your brain goes, “Oh cool, it’s here if I want it” and chills out. When you don’t live together, every time you link up it’s straight to the bedroom before you even say “how was your day?” Scarcity does things to you. But here’s the twist: living together unlocks other types of intimacy you couldn’t really tap into before. Cuddling while doing nothing, showering together without it turning into an Olympic event, falling asleep mid-convo. Your sex life isn’t dying — it’s just not the only player on the team anymore. Less frequency doesn’t mean boring. It means you’ve got more ways to be close than just the obvious one.

@Kezmag_ Boundary. Fence. Demarcation

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@CollinsNwegede @TouchlineX Are you watching the same game?

@TouchlineX Why is Barcelona always robbed Is this not a red

🚨 TURPIN WAS GONNA GIVE A YELLOW CARD HIMSELF! BUT NOW HE IS GOING TO CHANGE IT FOR A RED CARD!