Neil Osborne

@FedExEurope Hi FedEx. The tracking for my package says it wasn't delivered yesterday because "Customer not available or business closed". This is a lie. No delivery attempt was made (I was home and I have cameras). Why lie? Why not just say "CBA"?

I hope that they are only helping those who were travelling reather than those who are there for tax avoidance purposes. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@BGatesIsaPyscho It would have been very childish to register the domain sweatynonce.co.uk . Now I just have to decide what to do with it.

Never forget that Prince Andrew’s defence was - “it couldn’t have been me, because the victim said i was sweating - and I have a medical condition - which means I doesn’t sweat”. His next excuse was - it wasn’t me - because I was at PIZZA Express that day.

@MichaelTakeMP It would be VERY childish for me to register the domain name sweatynonce.co.uk today.

Ahem… And who’s going to tell this chap the latest news regarding Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor & his arrest for SUSPICION OF MISCONDUCT IN PUBLIC OFFICE OVER HIS LINKS TO JEFFREY EPSTEIN? 😊

@kuntandthegang Amazingly, nobody had registered the domain name sweatynonce.co.uk . It seemed like a good day to register it...

Breaking News - Prince Andrew

@RoworthJack Maybe not joining in the first place would have been a better look.

I have parted ways with Reform UK. On 19 January, I resigned my membership. It was coming for a while, with many factors at play, including a lack of communication, liars in the party, and disagreement with some of their views but definitely not all. I am politically homeless now

@NickAhad My, what a cunt. Let’s hope he tries that with the wrong person some day, and gets twatted.

@neildillingham So far, mine have carried on working - I just can't change the routines. Shocking decision by Belkin.

@NeilOsborne I have over 20 switches - they are all now useless ! Called bilkin support - I was told “just buy new switches” I’m disgusted

A few years ago I was looking for some smart plugs. I decided to go with Wemo as they're made by Belkin. Not the cheapest, but you can trust Belkin, right? Yesterday Belkin turned the service off. I now have several bits of e-waste to dispose of. #Belkin #Wemo

@piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump Of course he realised.

I sincerely hope President @realDonaldTrump didn’t realise this 60-second clip he reposted last night didn’t end with the vile racist imagery of the Obamas as apes. He should delete it immediately.

Have you tried not being a cunt? That can sometimes help.

@BBC6Music I know that Mary Anne Hobbs is quietly spoken, but it would be good to be able to hear her.

@mototingle Too right. People lose rational thought when sitting behind a steering wheel. And how do they think that an internal combustion engine actually works?

Loving the videos of people who by all accounts can tie their own shoe laces, pay their bills, use a fork 🍴 to feed themselves but then drive a car into water. It shows how over confident people are behind the wheel, as a motorcycle rider, I am defensive whenever they are near

@AmazonUK Do you think this is acceptable parking? I don't, and I think I'm probably in the majority. #YPLAC

@CPhilpOfficial @itvlondon @itvnews I'm always ashamed to admit that you are my MP as you don't represent my views and values. I am pleased to say that the South Croydon streets where I, and your other constituents live, have 20 mph speed limits. And they are better for it.

Blanket 20mph limits are a fixation of the anti-car left, used as a way of getting at motorists 20mph limits should only be used selectively, carefully and only where completely necessary On @itvlondon @itvnews

@betterme Erm, none of them. Don't be so fucking stupid.

What type of intermittent fasting to choose? Take short test to find out. 🥗

@DocumentingBTC @jimmycarr @triggerpod @jimmycarr Please, for the love of god (not God) tell me that this is fake.

Jimmy Carr is the United Kingdom’s most popular comedian and celebrity. Carr says, “I would not mind it if our government mines for bitcoins. Our power stations don’t do anything at night, so we’re going to mine for bitcoins. Great. New gold standard. Fine.”

You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf, well I give you…

Ant Middleton, who wants to be the next mayor of London, shared this AI slops. It's incredible how thick he is.

I bloody love Johnny Cash. However, watching a recording from the 1994 Montreux Jazz Festival it doesn't look like his guitar was plugged in. #skyarts #johnnycash