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Look at how differently the police handled young football fans yesterday in comparison to the young looters in Clapham. They remembered how to use the batons again!

@NoContextCounty Ben Duckett and Dom Sibley

Who are your England openers?

@NoContextCounty Yes

Ben Foakes ton today, would you have him back in an England shirt this summer?

Get rid of the pair of them.

@TheBarmyArmy The Harmison slower ball to Clark in 05. Appreciate the drama the next morning, but that was the definition of a “big” wicket.

Your favourite wicket ever - GO!

Happy birthday to the one and only @Nigel_Farage. 🎉

@NoContextCounty The resurrection of Foakes for England. How do we get this moving?

Something, something, flattens out as the day goes on

@surreycricket In any other coherent management system he would be the number one pick for his country. What a player.

Foakes-baston 🤩💯 He just loves batting here 👊 🤎 | #SurreyCricket

@willis_macp He looks class. Helped of course by the fact one of the Kent openers has got out cheaply again 🤣

Nice player to notch the first Champo hundred of the season…

@englandcricket A century for the Surrey keeper today. Not the retard that you lot pick, but the actual people’s choice and best wicket keeper in the country. Cheers 👍

Every parent needs to read this 👇

The NEU teaching union has voted to use its ‘full weight’ to oppose Reform UK – including in the classroom. Who do these teachers think they are? They have no right to impose their politics on impressionable kids, says Joanna Williams buff.ly/flsUSJs

@WisdenCricket where’s this months mag and county season preview?

We’re not falling for this guff. They couldn’t give a fuck.

@henrywinter Can’t believe Pickford isn’t captain. Missed opportunity

Harry Kane rested tonight as a precaution having picked up a minor issue in training, FA says. Kane remains with the squad receiving further assessment. Jordan Henderson returned to Brentford ahead of tonight’s friendly against Japan. #ENG

Dom Sibley and Ben Compton to open the batting for England now please. 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

Look at this bullshit. This is what football supporters have been cowed into accepting in their game by television. Fuck off television. And every single vampire creep who is an apologist for this nonsense

@tobymarks75 @NoContextCounty There’s only one Kent opener who should be in the Test side and it’s not Zak Crawley.

@NoContextCounty @Neville37 Averaging 27.5? About right.. should open in the first test!

Zak Crawley scored 29 and 26 against Oxford UCCE, here’s his dismissals