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@BashirAhmaad Dumb asf

This trending video of VDM discussing a fake voice note linked to the President, it is bad, extremely bad, and no matter how anyone chooses to see it, it clearly crosses all red lines. Contents like this will not only affect the President, his administration or his party; they have the dangerous potential to ignite tensions and create unnecessary chaos that could end up hurting innocent people. Content creators and social media influencers must understand the weight of their words and the possible consequences of spreading unverified and inflammatory materials.

@official_Gegeh Mugu Go back to your mumu dodoyo university

My question is How the company go take pay una all these money ?

@MrCharlesky Please share details

Can you stay awake from 1 AM - 4 AM every weekdays and work remotely? I have a remote job for you that pays $100/hr depending on input.

@prinxe_B B@stard is what you are

Offline - Gas is 1600 Online - Gas is 2000 Obidients and their st¥pid narrative Always exaggerating prices online just to look for engagement and paint a false picture of the country.

@swl_tym @BomodiEbi @Northorious Person wey no suppose wake up see the second coming of Jesus

@Next_rated01 @BomodiEbi @Northorious 😂

This is Mr. Macaroni, a popular skit maker whose content revolved round big br3ast and big nyash only. He just got married to a woman with nothing similar to what he is using for his skits.. 😂😂😂 This should be an eye opener for young girls, that men will use ur aesthetically pleasing body for their fantasies but settle for intellect and worth. Your big br3ast and big bumbum only qualifies you for random knacks, it doesn't bring anything to the table. Leave big back and front alone, Work on your attitude MORE...🙌🏼💯

@osazenoo Fool is what you are

I borrowed $100 from you in 2023 when the exchange rate was ₦400/$1. The naira was later floated and the exchange rate is now ₦1,400/$1. I still owe you the same $100. But mischievous people like Dele will say: “You owed ₦40,000 before, now you owe ₦140,000, meaning you borrowed an extra ₦100,000.” No, I didn’t. The increase is purely from exchange rate depreciation, not because the dollar debt increased. The debt remained $100 throughout. Ask Dele to quote the debt in dollars instead of naira and watch the propaganda collapse instantly.

@aonanuga1956 Omo 💔😪 See people wey I dey share country with

Nigeria has not over borrowed compared to countries like Egypt, South Africa and West African country of Senegal. Nigeria is credit worthy and can still take more loans to finance infrastructure. The unwarranted alarm against loans is symptomatic of economic and financial ignorance.

@Owoyibo @Justice_Crack @OfficialDSSNG Customer dey give feedback 😂

@Justice_Crack @OfficialDSSNG This thread started like a horror story and slowly became a customer service review 😭

My Experience with the DSS @OfficialDSSNG (Department of State Services) -PART ONE I want to clearly state that this is my personal experience and account. On the night of April 30th, after days of being blindfolded and held by some unidentified men who initially claimed to be from the DSS — but whom I later discovered were not DSS officials — I was eventually taken to a DSS facility. At the time, I was still blindfolded and handcuffed. After arriving at the facility, I heard someone instruct that my blindfold should not be removed until we were inside. Shortly after, the blindfold was removed, and for the first time in days, I was able to see properly again. My vision was initially unclear but gradually improved. The officer who received me spoke calmly and assured me that I was safe. He asked if I knew where I was, and I replied yes because I could see the DSS logo on the wall. He noticed I was shaking and visibly traumatized, and he tried to calm me down. At that point, I was extremely scared and confused because I still did not fully understand my situation or why I had been taken in the first place. That same night, I was given tea and bread — the first proper meal I had eaten in days. I was also taken to the medical unit where my blood pressure and general health condition were checked to ensure I was medically stable. Afterwards, I was taken to a room with other detainees and provided with a bed and duvet. For the first time in days, I was able to sleep comfortably. The following morning, the investigation team began questioning me. Because the matter is still before the court, I will not go into details about the investigation itself. However, based on my personal experience, the DSS officials I interacted with treated me professionally and respectfully throughout my stay. Nobody shouted at me, physically assaulted me, or used force against me during the period I spent there. They also ensured that I had food and basic care, and I was even asked if there were specific meals I preferred during the process. I also observed that officials handling my case remained active on the matter, including during weekends and public holidays. From my own experience, I can say that the DSS demonstrated professionalism in the way they handled me. At the same time, no institution is perfect, and like every agency, there are areas where improvements can still be made — particularly regarding the speed of investigations and certain administrative processes. Again, this is strictly my personal experience and should be understood as such.

@BomodiEbi @Northorious You’ve been watching KOK for years yet his involvement in money rituals in movies he starred in doesn’t influence you to get into money ritual but yeah a skit is suppose to influence your life choice Unah to do

@Northorious He doesn't realize that he played a big role in the current craze of women rushing to get BBL done on them. A question of life imitating art. He makes his money by misleading gullible females who are the majority in our society

@KunnujiC @QURBANIRay Unilorin is one step closer to being a private uni so it’s understandable

@QURBANIRay No be for Kwarapoly o Kwarapoly wey Unilorin Dey fear like mard

When I was schooling at Kwarapoly during my ND days, I rented an hostel outside school. We didn’t know their number 2 guy stayed in our compound 😭😭 Apparently he had been in jail and his girlfriend was the one staying in the room for him. The day he got released ehn… our compound suddenly got filled with the kind of guys we used to fear on campus 🥺😂 Everybody was confused until we found out the number 2 himself lived there. Omo… panic attack wan finish me that period 😭 Everyday these guys held meetings in the compound, making dangerous phone calls like Nollywood villains 😭 We stopped sleeping with both eyes closed. One morning I was going to school when one of them called me and said I didn’t greet him. Honestly, it skipped my mind 😭 This guy removed his cap, gave it to me and said I should wash it and make sure it dries within 5 minutes or I’d be in trouble 😂😂 See sweat 😭 My body temperature changed instantly. I washed that cap like my life depended on it, spread it outside and locked myself inside the room. For TWO DAYS I didn’t come outside 😭😭 Later my roommate told the guy’s girlfriend what happened. She informed her boyfriend and the guy warned them never to intimidate us again, saying we were supposed to feel safe around them 😂 As if that wasn’t enough, one week later police stormed our compound. Omooo 😭😭 Gunshots everywhere! Police and the guys started exchanging fire while all of us tenants locked ourselves inside crying and praying. They even threw teargas 😭 That day was pure chaos. The following week my dad paid for another apartment immediately and I moved out. Hypertension almost took me before ND result 😭😂

@YdkAllFather @Emzyl_ Nah Chelsea dem dey always use carry something

@Emzyl_ here's why he's getting SO involved

Why is a Bayern manager getting so involved in all of this?? Kinda feel this is very very disrespectful to Bayern

@Flohairs Put all these in place after ruining everything and all these wouldn’t even be necessary if the economy was stable Plus your MCM wasn’t the one that increased minimum wages

NELFUND: Keeping students in school. 70k Minimum Wage: Boosting worker income. Infrastructure: Job creation via the Coastal Highway and construction projects FX Policy: Ending the "middleman" stabilizing the market. FDI: Multi-billion dollar investments returning to our economy. Real growth isn't a magic trick., it’s about fixing the broken systems so the next generation doesn't suffer the same issues. Real growth is not overnight. Subsidy was removed so things would get costlier until the economy stabilized Things were not cheap back then bcus the economy was great it was bcus of the subsidies that almost led us to bankruptcy.

@Bvnky1 @DanielRegha @instablog9ja Ko shagbako aiye

@DanielRegha @instablog9ja Are they also begging you to stay in Nigeria if you are so mad and angry then leave the country to Benin 🇧🇯 or Togo 🇹🇬 or even Ghana and enjoy there man oloshi

If you lost weight, I lost some too - President Tinubu acknowledges Nigerians

@Bvnky1 @Nigerianliberal @DanielRegha @instablog9ja Your parents will mourn over you in no time

@Nigerianliberal @DanielRegha @instablog9ja Just like your parent right

@Bvnky1 @DanielRegha @instablog9ja Motor loma pa e It’s every citizens right to live in their country so yeah they can choose to stay Even criminals serves their times in their countries so koriburuku da soun

@instablog9ja Ahhhh ! These people sha

@FabrizioRomano Dem suppose kill am join Oloriburuku coach with no tactical plans

🚨🔴⚫️ BREAKING: AC Milan have SACKED Massimiliano Allegri. The coach leaves with immediate effect.

@Legah_tr_ Gold circle in 2026

I’ve successfully put your sister to sleep 😂

@William19Prisca @GossipMillNaija You wanting this to be truth mean you’re the greatest fool of all time cos gossipmill and VDM are like day and night so tell me if they’ll publish anything good about him

@GossipMillNaija Omoh seriously?? @GossipMillNaija if this is true then I’m hoping you can use your power and influence to fight for phyna and if she’s lying lock her up! How could VDM be so Carlos? Requesting s€x to help her is a no no! And he must face justice for that. VDM don cast allegedly

Breaking News: “Convicted Liar VDM must B¥ry all his younger siblings just the way I b¥ri£d my sister, VDM tried to sl££p with me but I refused” - Phyna cries out on how VDM ruined her sisters case and lied that she requested 1 billion Naira from Dangote

@leodey4u Agbako ori ebolo 😂😂

See fish pie wey I buy for Ibadan 😭