Nez 🇳🇿

I'm very keen to follow more Kiwis living in Europe! I love engaging in conversation about culture differences. If you know anyone like that please let me know so I can follow them! If you are one of these people that I've recently followed please follow back!

@dadmann_walking Back when I was a kid I meant 'uncoordinated'

if any of these alpha kids call you unc, it's not a compliment. it's short for uncool. I know this now.

@tarunvats33 No back button? 😜

Hey Android Users What’s really stopping you from switching to an iPhone? 🤔 Let’s hear the honest reasons 👇

@SLKVinyl The massive camera bump just makes the thinness pointless IMO

iPhone Air is beautiful

@Superbru Sorry dumb question but whats the easiest way to know when scores are finalised for SR Predictor and Fantasy? 🙏

Do Boomers even realize all their calls are on speaker phone? 😂

Tipped minimum wage in America is $2.13 an hour . $85 for a 40 hour week if you get no tips.

Squid game season 2 is out! It's time for parents to stay up late and binge 🔥😂

@flyincanadian81 @GauthierBaudin I think Reece gave up. If Reece had the ball he would have been twice as fast.

@GauthierBaudin @Nez99 is Reece slow or is that guy just crazy?

C’est fascinant d’arriver à faire passer Sevu Reece et Anton Lienert-Brown pour des troisièmes lignes. Louis Bielle-Biarrey a été immense hier soir.

@flyincanadian81 @UtdFaithfuls Yeah Garnacho is lazy as fuck. Also, did you see at the end of the video, Palmer threw the ball away? Did he get a yellow for that?

@UtdFaithfuls @Nez99 I even agree with Casemiro🤣 What a bonehead play from Nacho and he doesn't even track back

🚨🎥 - Look at THAT moment when angry Casemiro absolutely ripped into Garnacho 🤯 Good to see this from Casemiro. Many players need to be held accountable for their actions.

@ow @FlyAirNZ Yeah I hate this rule that you can't buy a seat for anyone under 2. Have they seen how big a 1.9 Year old is?!

having the most unhinged experience with @FlyAirNZ - they changed our flights for some reason and are now telling us we have to have a toddler on lap for SEVENTEEN HOURS 💀😬

@roversfan20 @peterohalloran Hey Raj meet Peter! You are both my friends. Glad you met! 😘😂❤️

@peterohalloran Well then, we're kindred spirits!

@peterohalloran ffs Peter. You wanna follow a dero like me?

Hey @Thebuttsmarn thought you might be interested in this as you speak a lot about only fans creators ! 😘 medium.com/publishous/onl…

@ShirtPunch too many horror tshirts and too many collages and 3x3 grids. Where are all the mash up and clever tshirts you used to have?!

The Joker 2 A Batman movie about the prime batman villain The Joker which doesn't feature Batman and ends up explaining that Joker is not the Joker. If the movie was called 'Arthur' it would have been fine. It had nothing to do with DC Comics 🤷

@roversfan20 It's impossible!

The physical skill required to read online articles, without hitting a redirect, is serious business. I feel like I'm living through an Indiana Jones escape scene. I have to nimbly outwit the plethora of pop ups and limited area of touchable screen.

I have all notifications turned off for all apps except a couple of messaging apps. It is INFURIATING that the other apps suggest you turn on notifications EVERY time you open them as if you have made some silly mistake ! Grrr!

Your wife's 'get out of jail free' card for literally anything she does: "well, I had to look after 2 sick kids!" 🙏🤷❤️

@roversfan20 😜

@Nez99 What if you order him from scientology?

If you order Chester Bennington on Temu you get this guy on the left

@roversfan20 I don't want to be that guy 😂

@Nez99 There is a disconnect with action and outcome herem

Every time I see a dude with saggy tits I do a set of pushups