Nick Gerlock 🇵🇸

The boys are back in town but it's only one boy

1000 years of Jiminy Glick

It’s not even the lack of consideration for others. It’s the lack of consideration for yourself, your own fucking eyes

I sense a profound stupidity from those who browse their phone at max brightness on a dark airplane

@me_irl @nukeykt You're a beast dude

I'm still working on stuff with #klattsch for everyone but i got briefly sidetracked into making nuked-opl3 twice as fast and then also making a rust port that is 1.5x as fast. same output as original nuked-opl3. hi @nukeykt thanks for making the opl3 emu it's really good

Women never seem to understand when you "have a system"

@dragonstraponxl I had to put some serious work in at the club

@NickGerlock "oriented x 4" how did you get L, G, B, and T?

Haters seething

I caught my wife queening out with another man

I’ve banked all my showers for next month

(British guy coming out as gay to his parents) Mum, Dad, I’m not bothered to faff about with minge

@natetella No, every word was true

@NickGerlock So you lied to me about Halo 2

(Making conversation with a stranger at the park) The development of Halo 2 was extremely troubled,

@natetella I’m sorry to say this is fiction, I am not currently at a park

@NickGerlock Dude what park are you at

I'll take it

I’m taking a stand against commonsense reforms

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Robert De Niro is back at it again in "Fock My Mouth and Ass"

The diversity of the candy ecosystem is in dire disrepair. You'll be hard-pressed to find a Watchamacallit or even a Zagnut bar at your local grocer, where 50 percent of the cookie aisle is now different variants of Oreos. What I'm saying is, we need government intervention

Waluigi looks so good after her transition

For some fresh air

They should let you open the windows on planes