Nick Hutcherson

Just in case I ever get big enough for someone to dig through old posts, I'll go ahead and make it easy: political parties suck, government sucks, and treating any other human being as less than for any reason outside of their conscious actions sucks. Do better, humanity.

@rabbit_stew_ Dont forget, roll the maps

Gonna have to go back to paper maps and calling in to get info from the local NWS office like it’s the 90’s

There are few pleasures in life that match thinking you only have one beer left only to find out there are two. #beerthoughts #beer

@CuriosityonX Dusty

First city on Mars is about to be founded, and you get to name it. What's it going to be?

Significant tornado threat increasing for tomorrow(Tuesday). Wednesday trending up too! Buckle up folks! IT'S MAY!!! 🌪️

@SCweather_wx Buuuuuuuuuuuut no late freeze forecast. Good for the ag sector 🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙

Cold outside bro.

Seeing that the state of Alabama went through its first April in 22 years without a tornado warning is nuts. I left bama in '05. I feel like @spann is both bored and grateful haha. #wxtwitter #wx #WDE

@KissMyStern He gets weighed weekly in a plastic pumkin

@NickH93Wx W pumpkin

I normally only post about weather stuff, but I wanted to share my noodle. #snake #dangernoodle

@KissMyStern Oh it gets better

@KissMyStern I just realized asiago is the snakes name, thats amazing. Mines Pumpkin

@KissMyStern When he sits in front of his basking lamp, I can see the light traveling in one eye and out the other. Not a brain cell to be found.

@NickH93Wx I guarantee your corn snake has more brain cells than asiago

@wxmann However, is the content of the post accurate?

If you ask me, I believe with moderate confidence tweets are deterministically viral. If you post something at 3 pm on a Sunday and the exact same thing 8 am on a Tuesday six months later, if it goes viral the first time it should, to within an order of magnitude, go viral the second time as well.

Someone needs to tell me to what extent are tweets (or any piece of social media content) *deterministically* viral

@KissMyStern Twins!

@KissMyStern Can't say id do any different given the option

>visits the surface >looks around >hates it >refuses to elaborate >leaves

@BradArnoldWX You are 100% correct, and I am 100% still gonna call it that.

ANNUAL PSA: Heat lightning doesn't exist.

@OHWXisweird Alternatively:

Yeah I saw this one too

@JonathanRausch2 I live south of greenwood, I know the pain

Bro… Are we serious

@SCweather_wx Our sidewalk is fully wet!

Here comes 37 rain drops.