Nick Decktor

It's come to my attention that some people are using Twitter to get laid. I can't even use Twitter to get retweeted.

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

@tobyhardtospell This is incredibly written, and exactly how I feel

Passover was different this year. It was impossible not to think of the war. I've been struggling to find words. This is not to dunk on anyone but just to think through things myself as I'm sure many are struggling to. Here goes: 🧵

Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches.

@katfoodbreath Woody Harrelson, Joaquin Phoenix

George Carlin and Willie Nelson both started out clean cut and became scruffy subversive hippies. What other artists had this round about?

@lazerdoov @DannyBKelly It’s a short freeway off-ramp with a fairly sharp blind curve right before a stop light. Much worse than ketamine.

@DannyBKelly This is so crazy. Do they give you ketamine as you go under the overpass?

Lol I used to take this exit every day. This checks out

@DvnFrl The most horrible parts of most power structures are out in the open and widely accepted. People would leap on a conspiracy about individuals hoarding billions of dollars for nothing more than their personal aggrandizement if it wasn’t so banal and obviously true

@Hypnodrone2 @TheLadyPim1 Agree with you for the most part, but I don’t think that OP was saying that this type of play is fundamentally bad or oppressive, just that it can be done in a more or less mindful way.

@TheLadyPim1 Respectfully - I'm not particularly into sissy play, but I find this to be very kink shame-y. :-( In general, we don't choose our kinks, our kinks choose us. One could just as easily say that maledom perpetuates the patriarchy, but most of us don't say such things publicly.

I'm afraid I already know the answer to this, but do you all think that men that practice sissification give any thought to potentially perpetuating harmful narratives like misogyny, homophobia, transphobia? 👀

@HannibalDamage “Squeeze”

Wanna get a front of throat tattoo but what…

@MistressKye How I would handle someone bratting at me at a party: “hey, I get that you’re having fun, but you and I don’t have that dynamic. Could you tone it down?”

@MistressKye Advice: bratting is play, and you don’t engage in play with someone without communication and consent. Just like you wouldn’t want someone to try to “dominate” you out of the blue.

@JoyousCivic Put 10 men and 100 post-menopausal women on an island and they won’t have children. Same is true with 100 women and 10 men with vasectomies. Maybe gender is about more than just breeding.

Put 100 women and 10 men on a deserted island. In 100 years you will have a community of men, women, boys and girls. Put 100 trans women and 10 men on a deserted island. In 100 years you will find the skeletons of 110 men. It. Is. Science. You can't change sex.

@marcyvq12 “I would like to bang you” *waits 24 hours* Maybe the problem with that last message was that I didn’t include a question mark

Cool audacity where'd you get it

@alyssaYEO If you wouldn’t take someone’s advice then don’t accept their criticism

@rebeccamakkai “Wellness check finds Stephen King dead, tweets are authored by extremist parrot”

Imagining a really aggressive softball game between mimes and clowns

@The_Silence_Pix I think the name is definitely wrong

Thinking about the Vancouver skyline with Definitely_Yours (IG)

@Marshallbradfor Oh no! What happens to Sheena?!

Went to the comic shop yesterday. Didn’t get this one but it definitely caught my eye for some reason.

@craydrienne Your personality isn’t bad, just… distracting

Today for my actual birthday I would like someone to move tables because of my personality 🙃

@Gerald_Todd Yeah, you’d be horrible at limbo