Nick @ Nöché

@ClownWorld discovering you have a rock quarry on your land; instant millionaire.

A woman at the stone yard completely shocked because they’re charging $175 for a small irregular boulder and $229 for a medium one. She’s walking around zooming in on the price tags going ‘do people actually pay $175 for a fucking rock?’ and ‘it gets better… these ones are $229’ while losing her mind over it. Plain rocks on pallets. Nothing special. She even says they’re not fucking gold, it’s just a rock.

@Gebo___ (almond farmers looking the other way)

Why don't we talk about the water consumption of an 18-hole golf course in the same way we do data centers?

@link_1234_ pause at the 0 sec mark

Beach volleyball just has a different vibe.☀️

@bluewmist "two wrongs don't make a right"

People raised by emotionally mature parents, what's 1 phrase your parents used that you want other parents to know?

@FearedBuck tick tick tick tick tick

ChudTheBuilder almost got into a shootout with a man after calling him the hard-R repeatedly

@lemmingstribes I wanna say it’s damn near double the capacity of the state currently, just disgusting

Seriously how the fuck are they trying to build a datacenter in utah that would use more power than the entire state of utah. Has everyone gone completely insane.

@G3OFFY @jstew262 @ifiwasrichard yep, Kuz jus posted from there w him

@jstew262 @ifiwasrichard This has to be fake he’s in Greece no?

Imagine thinking Giannis is leaving while he’s just in Appleton enjoying Tom’s

@ElYucateco 8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We've suddenly happened upon eight half gallon jugs of El Yucateco® Green Habanero Hot Sauce! What ever shall we do with them!? With the help of this (definitely not stock photo) gentleman, if you comment how many bottles you see, you'll have a shot at a free HALF GALLON JUG of sauce!! (ends 5/13/26; Valid to US Residents Ages 18+ Only)

@CollinRugg why dont we get this guy a go fund me and retire him like we do all the other guys?

NEW: Philadelphia crossing guard scarfs down an ice cream cone as he recounts how he rescued a child after a stolen truck crashed into a playground. "Thank you, Jesus!" the crossing guard, Jamele Ransom, was heard shouting during an interview. Ransom says he was "bobbing and weaving" during the incident. "I grab a kid out, because he’s stuck, frantican, pull him out. Ain’t nobody in there. Guy’s in there. He’s trapped in there. Then I run out and get myself together because my heart is boom, boom, boom, boom." No children were hurt.

@NicoHQ1 Bless that kid!!!!!

Kid said he's the best receiver in his class too!🔥🔥

@miawaukee A big ass glass of hypno & henny? Incredible Hulk pints!!!!!!!

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@nojumper Loser shit

The Game taunts 50 Cent during a recent club appearance in New York City. “I got kicked out of G-Unit… I'm just a f-cked up n-gga… Somebody tell Fif I'm here.”

@FeelYouHappy Bless him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yall nephew Jeremiah wanted to wear his suit, so | let him wear it to dinner at Benihana-and doesn’t he look good?

@Justa_Guy907 whole area covered in giardiasis, dudes should bath immediately

That's one pissed off Beaver...

@Evanryt My god!

I'll see your Zaffiro's and raise you Vinchi's (Vinchi's is a cash-only pizza place that operates as a separate business in the back of a dive bar called The Bubbler. Might be the best tavern-style pizza on the planet).

@crazyclips_ remember blinker fluid in the 90's? Same shit

This generation is cooked

@CalltoActivism hey everyone if you could please keep it down, I am curious what Judge Jeanine has to say about all this...

🚨UN-F*CKING*BELIEVABLE: Todd Blanche pushes Trump’s ballroom after WHCD chaos: “there is no better example of why this ballroom is necessary… than what happened on Saturday night.” Another Trump lackey EXPLOITING violence for a vanity project. Shameful.

@CigsMake @THEKIDMERO

@MurrayHillGuy1 Boulder and Springs have WAY more world-class athletes training in them than Denver, not even close.

Most in-shape U.S. cities 1. San Diego 2. Miami 3. Los Angeles 4. Austin 5. Scottsdale 6. Tampa 7. Denver 8. New York City 9. Chicago 10. Dallas

@realvincentzito @podcastnotes he's confusing a handle of vodka with it being a gallon, and it is NOT.

@podcastnotes Those are half gallons that hes describing. So really hes calming that he drank 1 gallon a day

Dr. Andrew Huberman: “The best amount of alcohol to drink is no alcohol.” DR. TOMMY LEE: