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🚨JUST IN: Physicists discover a quantum effect where choices made in the present seem to alter events in the past.

Lunch just costs $28 now. Are they not supposed to eat?

JUST IN: Berkshire Hathaway increases its stake in Google by 200%

NYC is worth the taxes

I was told by a 22yr old today that there was no way people were writing 10 page papers without AI.

Street racing at 125+ mph on the I-10 in LA led to a crash, but the Waymo Driver saw it coming: it detected the anomalous situation early, tracked the reckless vehicle post-crash, and maneuvered defensively to safely bypass the scene.

JP Morgan on oil prices/Strait of Hormuz: "A core assumption of our framework is that the accelerating pace of oil inventory depletion will ultimately force the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz, one way or another. Our base case envisions the Strait reopens in June—anchored on June 1 for simplicity—following a clear and credible announcement ratified and confirmed by both sides, such as a statement from the UN Security Council."

JUST IN: U.S. citizen tests “mildly positive” for hantavirus after departing from the MV Hondius cruise ship.

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