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@rickygervais Now that’s what call music 5 vinyl, big pig on the front

No cheating - 1st Album you ever bought with your own money? Mine was “Stranded” by Roxy Music from Quicksilver Records in Reading. I was 13. I’d saved up and I remember being on the bus on the way into town clutching my 3 quid 😂

@SoVeryBritish Cheese and tomato is rank, it always makes the cheese and the bread damp, disgusting. Now cheese and pickle is quality

A simple cheese and tomato sandwich is the best sandwich. No further questions.

@dbdegn @SoVeryBritish 100% this was the one I was thinking, the elongated Rrrrrright🤔

@SoVeryBritish 6. I don't believe you

Meanings of “right” 1. Correct 2. Not left 3. I'm about to leave 4. I'm about to shout 5. I don't understand

@JlpRoger @Kilkeerock @alanbullion2 All sounds very cloak and dagger, is there a secret handshake as well? 🤔🤝

@Kilkeerock @alanbullion2 Where are the hidden public loos???

Just emailed 3 candidates for #TunbridgeWells #Pantiles ward in the May elections to ask what will they do to improve access to the hidden public loos in the private Dandara development? I know Labour candidate @alanbullion2 has been campaigning on this. Will share responses.

@JlpRoger Live and let live, life’s too short 😂

To the man walking through #tunbridgewells earlier today in flip flops. No. It's wrong. It's not the beach or the pool, you are a grown adult in a town... @twstylepolice #saynotoflipflopsintown

@implausibleblog @AldiUK I usually carry things in my arms till I realise i have more than anticipated or been down the centre aisle and then get a basket….std!

Just been 'harassed' at an @AldiUK 🤷‍♀️ Apparently you can't walk around the store with your own bag filling it up as you go. Items must be placed 'in a basket' A member os staff walked up to me mid aisle with a basket and said it was store policy. I asked if it's a new policy as I've been to this store perhaps a dozen times, shopped the same way, and no one has ever asked me to do that. Staff said it's not a new policy, it's always been this way. So I asked why no one has ever asked me to do that before. Staff said, stop arguing and just do it. So I put my bag in the basket. Staff said, no, not like that. Put the items in the basket, then put them in your bag after you have paid for them. I put the bag in the basket and walked off to take this photo. Aldi, if this is a thing, please let me know. Would appreciate the clarity. Thanks 👍 P.S. If I wanted to steal stuff I'd go to a Waitrose 👀🤷‍♀️ P.P.S. @waitrose I don't steal stuff so don't worry, and thanks for never stopping me when I shop with my bags and not a basket 👍

@SoVeryBritish Robinsons no added sugar double strength Blackberry and apple

People who drink squash - what’s the best flavour?

@DLGroupMedia hi, I’m trying to locate a pension I had from working for NIG between 2005 and 2007, we were part of the RBS insurance pension scheme. I have a statement from 2011 but none of the contact numbers work and I can’t find who to contact. I’d appreciate any help.

@JlpRoger I used to have one of these for school, they’re £300 on eBay…vintage apparently 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

Anyone remember growing up and taking a packed lunch to school or work? It was the norm not the exception. Seems we live in a world where people are hooked to their phone but no time to make a sandwich. news.sky.com/story/shoppers…

@JlpRoger We did the opposite, kept the alcohol and went with veganuary, never cooked so much!

Dry January is really bad for me. Empty house all day today so rather than watch football or a box set...2 hour dog walk then make batch of gravy, Yorkshire puds, minestrone soup and a bread and butter pudding. #ffs #help #somethingwrongwithme

@JlpRoger @TWellsCouncil We go to the beacon regularly, it has a real draw with a proper food court and restaurants as well as decent shops. Tunbridge wells is too worried about changing everything to residential in the town with no infrastructure to support it. Shopping in TW is poor at best now.

Eastbourne. Seafront, Dolphin Pub bar (very art deco), Turner winner. The Arndale centre is now the Beacon centre and has all the shops we used to have in #tunbridgewells . Worth @TWellsCouncil taking a look at what they've done to keep it busy. #Eastbourne #turnerprize

@BenTheTweeter10 @Keir_Starmer I love that none of you have pointed out do either of them assess their trips to see if they are necessary and could be avoided to protect the environment @GreenpeaceUK

Spotted @Keir_Starmer off to enjoy the Christmas Market in Tallinn... #keirstarmer #labour

@SoVeryBritish i'm three channels, i remember watching the day channel 4 started!

Everyone keeps posting this screen and saying “I’m this old”. That’s not old. I’m “literally just 4 channels” old!

@BrewDog Elvis Juice and Badger beers Golden glory

You're on beer duty for Christmas dinner. What are you bringing?

@JlpRoger Will probably be the pig when it opens at groombridge place, the one in Canterbury does awesome steak, nearest to here has to be miller and carter in 7oaks I suspect.

A friend of mine just asked me (as a bit of a foodie). Where is the best place to have a steak in #tunbridgewells ? I honestly had no idea where to suggest outside of my own home. Any suggestions at all?

@HiveHomeUK you keep sending me 25% off hive and each time I try to purchase it says I can’t have installation as it’s for vulnerable customers, but I am a vulnerable customer on the ofgem list. Can you help?

@Dominos_UK #DominosFriday because I found out my Cholesterol is back to normal and what a better way to celebrate than with Pizza 🍕!!!!

̶B̶l̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶F̶r̶i̶d̶a̶y̶ Domino's Friday 🍕 reply with #DominosFriday and tell us why you deserve a pizza and we might drop you a voucher 👀

@JlpRoger Relentless 🤦🏻‍♂️

@Nickstersw That explains the endless spam emails then 😃👍

Thank God its Friday!

@10DowningStreet Too little too late…don’t think a few potholes and D Cam will win favour back before next year, possibly should have just delivered on any of your election credentials

Following today’s announcement, this could be the last photo of a politician pointing at a pothole. We’re investing £8 billion to improve your local roads and fix potholes for the long term.