The second episode of #Ludwig is on @BBCOne at 9pm tonight and it features the amazing Felicity Kendal. And of course the WHOLE SERIES is on @BBCiPlayer as well. So you really don't have to not watch it unless you want to.
@SoVeryBritish Asda kindly didn’t deliver my Xmas pudding today (unavailable!!!) so I went to the huge Sainsbury’s. Sold out!!!! There are 3 shopping days left incl. today and they’re sold out!!!! I bought the ingredients I needed that I didn’t already have and made my own!! Steaming now 👍😂
The supermarket speakers: “Simply having a wonderful Christmastime, simply ha… 🎵”
The supermarket floor: A woman angrily kicks a trolley out of her way, a man has a breakdown because all of the parsnips have gone, the cheese aisle in gridlocked and a small crowd of people try to work out which multipack of kitchen roll will leave them the least in debt.
@AngieBeatDown At my son’s wedding, one of the bride’s friends went into labour. We all remember it as one of the best bits of the day, including the bride!
Just got invited to a wedding in January…they asked me to try not to look pregnant because I’ll take attention
Being as I’ll be 7 months pregnant I declined the invite
(Don’t even know why I was invited in the first place).
My girlfriend is gorgeous, funny, clever and kind. My kids love her, and even my ex can't find anything bad to say about her. But I'm about to break up with her because she puts milk in with a tea bag before adding boiling water and I just can't cope with the awful cups of tea.
Today's Twitter Poll: Have you changed the way and the what you buy food due to the price increases? (and do explain in the replies)
Food costs have hit a 40yr record high according to today's inflation figures.
@SoVeryBritish You’re just about to reverse out of your parking space when the car in front leaves, so you can drive out forwards! What an achievement!!
I was so lucky this year, I got to be inolved in two of my favourite telly shows, Taskmaster ( march next year) and Pottery Throw Down, both meant hanging out with some of the best people you could choose to spend time with, with the best presenters/ production teams in the biz
Does anyone else have those days when you send loads of messages to people and no bastard replies and you start to wonder if you're like Bruce Willis in that film where he doesn't realise he's a ghost?
I try to keep doing what I do, but sometimes I don’t know if it’s worth it.
I’m an immigrant, my appearance is wrong, I’m odd. The world is changing and I don’t know where my place is in it. Racists are just the worst. I’ve not really had it and now I do. It increases my empathy.