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@benonwine Trapped nerve in my neck combined with pulled trapezius muscle. I’d rather have had my three bairns all at once.

What’s a pain worse than Toothache or Childbirth?

@bagshaw2112 Mam, it’s a northern thing.

This is my Mum who we lost 3 years ago, we had a family discussion about what we called our parents, to me she was MUM , woe betide us if we called her Mam or Mother or even Ma, what did you call your parents ? #MUM

@higgyboson Cold, evil eyes.

Despite not being a great fan of Nigel Farage, I thought I'd found a political home when he founded Reform. But my initial enthusiasm waned once he started packing the party with Tory ship jumpers. And then he did something absolutely unforgivable as far as I'm concerned. He welcomed Nadhim Zahawi to his gang. During covid Zahawi was tasked with getting as many injections into people's arms as possible. He actively promoted the jab for 12 year olds despite knowing there was absolutely no safety data whatsoever on the possible short, medium or longterm side effects. It was all "jab, jab, jab" with Zahawi. And sod the consequences. Absolutely disgraceful behaviour from a very nasty "man". A man with no common touch, very little evidence of humility and possessing all the charm of an executioner on a Friday afternoon in a medieval village after several kids have been caught stealing bread. He showed his true self at the press conference where his arrival at Reform was announced. Just one question from a journalist about his involvement in the national jab fest was met with such a disgusting response that no one could have been in any doubt about the character of this horrendous individual. So Reform will NEVER get my vote. Not in a million years.

@DVATW Just pop in when they’re doing their prayers, 15 mins uncovered 🤷‍♀️

Why are so many of “security staff” in major supermarkets Muslim?

Forced to carry on with a broken back…. Whipped over the line for the win… welcome to the chav fest that is the Grand fucking National. RIP Gold Dancer

@PaulMarcoe Eros, the asteroid ☄️

4 things I think most GenX was afraid of. Acid Rain Quick sand Bermuda Triangle Amnesia What else?

Three channels on the TV 📺 - and the programmes were 👍 Radio 1 played good music Fish and chips wasn't a luxury A heatwave was welcomed 2 postal deliveries a day The council kept the local parks nice and tidy There was a police station not too far away You could get a doctors appointment for the next day You knew your neighbours Shops were shut on Sundays The government governed The High Streets were booming Men were men, and women were women Britain was British and bloody great. That was the past. That was Yesterday's Britain 🇬🇧, A Better Britain 🇬🇧

@DawnNeesom I just want to go to the corner shop with my 2p and get one of each in a paper bag 😢

Have spent way too long overthinking this tonight…😬😂

@AvonandsomerRob South of France. Took the train from Marseille to San Remo, stopped off in Antibes. Awful, all of it.

What was the most disappointing holiday destination you've ever been to?

@liamtuffs1 Whole place needs power washing from top to bottom.

Anyone else notice Britain’s turning into one big giant skip? 😩 Graffiti everywhere, dog shit on the pavement, litter chucked from car windows like confetti & fly-tipping that would make a whore blush. We all have to live here – and our kids definitely do. Maybe we could just… not treat the place like a waste disposal unit? Picking up after ourselves might actually be quite nice. Who fancies making the country look less like a state? 🇬🇧

@DrClownPhD @Steve_Cutts

This hits so hard, and it’s so true. 😥

@KingBobIIV Our friend and work colleague took his life on 22nd December, he was 26. I had been working with him the day before, there were no signs. I will never get over it and miss him so much, a beautiful soul 💔

Suicide is the largest killer of men in the UK between 25 - 65. ANYTHING that helps men find a support network, is good. Tom Skinner is doing his best to provide one. Let's hope you never suffer mental health issues John.

This is Walker Smith. After dedicating 17 years to Waitrose, he was recently dismissed. The reason? For attempting to stop a shoplifter nicking Easter eggs. Yes you read that right. He should be applauded, not sacked. Shameful @waitrose. Re-employ Walker Smith!

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁

@FlashheartV2 We’ve got a stroppy teenager atm 😂

@Montylockedout Good luck, my dad was a heavy smoker and gave up in his 70’s with the help of doctors. He still suffered from copd and that’s something you really don’t want.

I'm gonna be like a super bitch when I get home from work tomorrow because I'm quitting smoking in the morning .... I've got to get through 48 hrs as I understand, to get any nicotine out of my system, then it's changing habits 👌👊👊😫😜😄💙💙 Doing this for my three daughters, for Seb my Grandson, and for me.

@FlashheartV2 Gorgeous, has he turned into a baby shark yet?

BAN THE BBC, NOT DOGS. 🐶🇬🇧

@GBNEWS It’s the law, as you know 🐣🎄

Tesco, Primark and Aldi stores close for 24 hours next week — full list of high street outlets gbnews.com/money/easter-s…

This annoys all the right people.